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subhuman filth posted:lol you have the grossest job in the hospital I used to staff on the otolaryngology/plastics floor (I still float there for OT), and I actually think that's grosser. Ever flush a fancy new vag?
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People in restaurants are all on drugs and its a hectic job anyway BUT check this out construction workers are also all on drugs and they're operating terribly dangerous equipment.
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Happy Hedonist posted:I used to staff on the otolaryngology/plastics floor (I still float there for OT), and I actually think that's grosser. Ever flush a fancy new vag? nope, but i cant see how it would be worse than a bone-deep decubitus covered in diarrhea
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I had to take alcohol classes for a dui I got and those instructors are idiots. The classes are basically a forum to talk about what drugs you took between weekly classes and the lady instructor trying to bone the rough looking losers in the class.
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Vet Reception / Techs Been either dating or married to a vet receptionist for the past decade and the stories of horrid gossip, backstabbing, pettiness, and general insanity are never ending. I don't know what it is about vet reception / tech work that attracts literally the WORST kind of sociopaths, but it does pretty consistently.
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WTF BEES posted:Vet Reception / Techs Post some funny anecdotes
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nurses. what kind of person goes to school for 4 years to pull 12 hour shifts handling people's poo poo and piss ive never met a hair stylist that wasn't a fundamentally broken person
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vug posted:Teachers Male teachers are usually pretty laid back and normal people. Female teachers on the other hand are the most narcissistic people. An insanely high percentage of them believe that nobody else on the face of the earth for the entirety of human history has suffered as much as they have. At my last job two teachers got laid off and (guy and girl) and all the guy teachers were shaking hands, giving sympathies, and wishing them the best of luck (getting a teaching job in Ontario is loving impossible). Female teacher #1: "You're not going to need these supplies in your room, can I have them?" Female teacher #2: (Within earshot) "Oh!!! Now I have to teach that low-level English class! What bad luck!" Female teacher #3: "Hey, can I have the key to your room? I want to see if I can take if when you are gone!" Female teacher #4: "I was told I have to teach your grade 11 math class. I have the worst luck!"
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*slavoj zizek voice* How is it we will define crazy? Is one crazy who acts outside the norms, you know, one who has maybe *coke sniffles* a conspiracy theory, a lack of general trust in people, and many phobias. I am sure you know *waves hands violently in a circular tube motion* the filem, this movie called "The Lion King". Call me crazy but you must listen. *wipes nose on shirt, not realizing he's wearing a short sleeves, and actually used his arm*. The idealogy of this King of Lions is sickening and fascist. Even once he is dead, POOF! There he reigns over us in the very sky. How do you say...No way jose? It's loving bullshit! I think yes. And yet despite it's irrational idealogy of a lion who lives forever and refuses to remove himself from our view of the sky *burps the heartburn sounding kind of chesty burp* this is a very popular filem, maybe the most, you know. Pretending to make room for you by moving from occupying a small patch of grass to the entire sky, this is crazy. Mufasa, capitalism, you know, and so on and so on.
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Beef Turret posted:Post some funny anecdotes Poop Guy: Until me and my now wife moved south, we used to live in Northern Virginia (never do this, what a poo poo hole) and she worked as head receptionist at one of the local vet offices. One of the employees under her, we'll call him Pguy, had a serious issue with hygiene. He would often use the restroom and obviously not wash his hands, which would leave them reeking of poo poo to the point of customer and co-worker complaints. It was also not uncommon for him to get up out of his chair only to release a gag-worthy plume of BO and rear end smell. So how does this make him crazy/a sociopath? Well, if confronted about it he would fly into a literal red faced rage, screaming and getting into his accuser's face. This method of intimidation was so common that eventually nobody would call him on his stink because it "just wasn't worth it". Needless to say management at this vets office was spineless, so there was no way a 5+ year employee was going to get canned for something as minor as stinking up half the lobby and violently yelling at his coworkers.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Engineers (electrical) tend to view everything they're able to do as some sort of Magitek hybrid, where their principles are sound until you realize that they're telling you how to build an unlicensed tesla coil in order to "purify" the aura of your house. multiple, MULTIPLE engineering profs would stop class to talk about how good/helpful it is to build an air ionizer, because ions are manna to nerds. Please tell me about Tesla coil licensing.
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dairy farmers are pretty crazy, my grandfather was one. he was a legit pyromaniac and would make bombs to blast stumps out of his pasture, sometimes getting an erection doing it, also he was a transvestite and would pick up prostitutes and pay them just to hang out with them when he was all dolled up like judy garland my next door neighbor is a dairy farmer. he's way into jesus and believes weird poo poo about chemtrails and that black people can mate with monkeys and produce fertile offspring i'm a dairy farmer, too
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i would like to keep my original vote of cooks/chefs but also update it to include cosmetologists
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the great deceiver posted:i would like to keep my original vote of cooks/chefs but also update it to include cosmetologists "The working poor" then
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You don't have to be crazy to work here... but it helps! 
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Day trading attracts a lot of manic psychopaths. Mathematicians try to set up algorithms to emulate their insanity.
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Animal breeders are a million times crazier than groomers, OP. God drat just stay away from pet stores in general.
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Casino dealers. We are all mildly insane. I mean I post here so clearly my head ain't right.  But some of the sheer stupid crazy poo poo my co workers of all ages and nationalities spit out on a daily basis is amazing. Like chemtrails guy. Or this dude who follows the Norse religion. Or the really loud guys who think they are funny and smart but aren't because no you aren't cool for threatening to beat a doctor for not giving you pain meds. Or the old lady who moved to Florida but told me I am unworthy of living in my home state for not liking the Patriots. Or the wackadoos trying to claim the death penalty might stop people from doing bad things and we should go back to public executions because that might work more better. 
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Macnult posted:Animal breeders are a million times crazier than groomers, OP. God drat just stay away from pet stores in general. This isn't a profession, it's just a round about way of saying you live in a trailer park.
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Booblord Zagats posted:"The working poor" then hmmm fair enough
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Saw this thread right after browsing the russia.jpg one, and I wonder if there ever was a russian president not completely loving crazy
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WTF BEES posted:Vet Reception / Techs Did not expect this. Please post stories. Edit: you did.  What the hell is wrong with poop man's manager.
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Son of Rodney posted:Saw this thread right after browsing the russia.jpg one, and I wonder if there ever was a russian president not completely loving crazy Maybe stop chowing down so much on Western agitprop...
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Happy Hedonist posted:I'm a nurse and can attest to the fact that most of us are loving insane. I'm wound/ostomy. AMA about attaching shitbags and giant decubs. I am a nurse too and I really don't think it's that bad. If you can't deal with poo, pee and blood and the occasional open abdomen you simply have a weak stomach.
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Son of Rodney posted:Saw this thread right after browsing the russia.jpg one, and I wonder if there ever was a russian president not completely loving crazy Depends on how you define alcoholism, because Yelsin seemed alright
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For guys, IT support/admin. For women, nurses. Overall nurses, because while IT guys might be crazy/depressed alcoholics outside of work, nurses are just plain loving insane.
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Meta Ridley posted:
Doesn't make me crazy, makes me sane. You all. Crazy. No I will not look at your printer full of cat poo poo at home 2 hours away.
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The real crazies, the ones who are in and out of psych wards, are usually unemployed / unemployable. Psych nurses are a pretty close second. Surprised indie game devs didn't get a mention.
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To be fair, Mental Health Nurses are weeeeeeird
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I think that people who volunteer on political campaigns / politicians suffer from megalomania and a gross sense of self-importance / general psychopathy or they are quite young. In all cases they could be very dangerous / extremely annoying. If you see one coming towards you it is acceptable to use lethal force in defense
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Give Pat a Job posted:Multi-Level Marketing Salespeople
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monkey posted:The real crazies, the ones who are in and out of psych wards, are usually unemployed / unemployable. Psych nurses are a pretty close second. Surprised indie game devs didn't get a mention. When I did a clerkship on a mental health unit a surprisingly large number of the patients were former nurses. Not really sure why.
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Programmers only have two types. The autistic obsessive compulsive introverted crazy ones and the ones who are just so completely cartoonishly normal that you KNOW they're hiding some deeply crazy poo poo
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