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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
The Patriot, obvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-BQi0JjY2w

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
How about the movie where the guy is all mad cause its hot out in LA and he got fired and then he stands his ground against a bunch of minorities I can't remember the name though

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nooner posted:

How about the movie where the guy is all mad cause its hot out in LA and he got fired and then he stands his ground against a bunch of minorities I can't remember the name though
the true story of daryl gates

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Tom Cruise killing the punks in the alley in Collateral is a 2nd amendment wet dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDqLOJy0O_A

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Falling down was the movie

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


My favorite Death Wish. What's not to love. An impotent police lieutenant unleashes Charles Bronson on the world (and a Bill Preston Esq. gone wrong). Revolvers aren't enough for this one. Charles' dead buddy was some kind of survivalist and stashed an anti-aircraft gun and rpg in his closet and do they get used.

I love how so racially diverse and harmonious the gangs are. Gotta law enforcement problem? Call in your biker gang buddies. They're all on the wrong side of the a law so they must be besties, right? Other than the antisocial behavior, they would've been a good hang.

Good 2nd Amendment movie: Robocop. The original, not that remake horseshit.

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Dec 20, 2015

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

soy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60-sEXUPBY

This poo poo is so well done, and I guess since I lived/worked where it was shot it has always been a favorite.
idk, brad pitt standing to fire with his rear end exposed then randomly turning around to shoot behind him looks like a pretty unlikely tactic

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Gazpacho posted:

idk, brad pitt standing to fire with his rear end exposed then randomly turning around to shoot behind him looks like a pretty unlikely tactic

that's Val Kilmer, certified dreamboat and cool dude, not the guy you said who has poopy pants and breathes exclusively through his mouth

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Gazpacho posted:

idk, brad pitt standing to fire with his rear end exposed then randomly turning around to shoot behind him looks like a pretty unlikely tactic

he heard the shots

also he really took the gun training for that film to heart, watching him reload is amazing.... between that and Tombstone I think Val Kilmer is the gunslinger Hollywood needs today

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

proof of concept posted:

Tom Cruise killing the punks in the alley in Collateral is a 2nd amendment wet dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDqLOJy0O_A

Lol no the fact the muggers are white is A) not even close to the fantasy of shooting "thugs" B) such a hilarious bullshit racism dodge by the filmmakers

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

DeusExMachinima posted:

Can't believe nobody has mentioned Shooter yet! What kind of Americans are you? :colbert:

Also yeah honorary mention to The Last Stand starring Arnie.

I also agree Blackhawk Down would've been a very boring movie had the Somalis not exercised their unalienable 2nd Amendment human rights to resist blue helmet tyranny.

Swagger is a dumbocrat though, and everyone knows they want to take our guns

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






wiffle ball bat posted:

Does Rambo even kill anybody in first blood?

He slaughters like, a dozen people at least in the book. Plus some dogs.

Also my personal choice would be "Law Abiding Citizen." Now THAT'S a Republican's wet dream.

VikingSkull check out "Spartan" if you want more of Val Kilmer whooping rear end.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Dec 20, 2015

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
American sniper

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
star wars

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

proof of concept posted:

Tom Cruise killing the punks in the alley in Collateral is a 2nd amendment wet dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDqLOJy0O_A

lol, yea it's this one.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9XYvQufcdk

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Powercrazy posted:

lol, yea it's this one.

lol @ Cruise shooting the guy in the face while he's picking up his briefcase.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i thought you meant prohibition

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

BigBoss posted:

Lol no the fact the muggers are white is A) not even close to the fantasy of shooting "thugs" B) such a hilarious bullshit racism dodge by the filmmakers

That reminds me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIRQk6QI_B4

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

soy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60-sEXUPBY

This poo poo is so well done, and I guess since I lived/worked where it was shot it has always been a favorite.

he seems to have an M2 concealed in his rifle which is very second amendment

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Whoever did the gun consulting on Heat knew their poo poo. There's a scene where they breach a door and they actually show them blowing off the hinges instead of shooting at the deadbolt or some other poo poo.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Dec 22, 2015

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

John Wick is a good 2A one

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Mean Girls.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Bowling for Columbine

ephori
Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
Anything John Milius had any involvement with whatsoever, including Conan

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
The Land Before Time (1988)

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

ephori posted:

Anything John Milius had any involvement with whatsoever, including Conan
steel doesn't kill people, flesh does

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

haljordan posted:

Whoever did the gun consulting on Heat knew their poo poo. There's a scene where they braech a door and they actually show them blowing off the hinges instead of shooting at the deadbolt or some other poo poo.

iirc michael mann is somewhat of a gun nut and takes great care to make sure that his action films are as accurate as possible when it comes to that poo poo. other gun nuts love him for that poo poo, at least going by tfr

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


No poo poo. There's literally a scene where a couple of police officers disarm the old Jewish couple in the apartment building of their chintzy little revolver. Next scene is the gang members terrorizing the couple and stealing their jewelry and television.

And, of course, the ending where the gang riots and, all of a sudden, civilians are following Bronson's lead and ambushing thugs and unloading double-barrel shotguns into home invaders.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.
https://youtu.be/AIyrd6G2790

Ah yiss.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQ2x-CeA2E

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsXHVC8wM1M

loinburger
Jul 10, 2004
Sweet Sauce Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtwnQjVBkKA

Wall Street killed his wife, so he kills Wall Street!

Guy: My wife died because of the stock market
Broker: I feel for you, last year I couldn't go to the Bahamas because of the stock market
Guy: [kills broker]

Guy: You ruined the stock market and killed my wife
Head Boss Broker: Bwahahahaha yes and I loved killing your wife via the stock market because I'm evil!!!
Guy: [kills head boss broker]

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
It's Deathwish.

Bernhard Goetz was life imitating art, and the art was Deathwish.

Responsible Gun Ownership.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

GalacticAcid posted:

It's Deathwish.

Bernhard Goetz was life imitating art, and the art was Deathwish.

Responsible Gun Ownership.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQkpes3dgzg

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Yeah, the answer is Death Wish 3. Is your friend Wildey fast? Can he catch those criminals?

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
im now committed to watching death wish 3

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



haljordan posted:

Whoever did the gun consulting on Heat knew their poo poo. There's a scene where they braech a door and they actually show them blowing off the hinges instead of shooting at the deadbolt or some other poo poo.

IIRC the heisters went through a month or two of legit shooting training conducted by some retired SAS dudes.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Tokelau All Star posted:

Yeah, the answer is Death Wish 3. Is your friend Wildey fast? Can he catch those criminals?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2_jgZQRNY

I love how they talk up that gun. It's not like a pussy .44 Magnum that uses pistol powder, but a cut-down rifle cartridge used for big-game. Then the cops show up after he kills the Giggler and they all remark how it turned the dude inside out in a single shot.

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praxis
Aug 1, 2003

Cubone posted:

tremors is a good one.

gently caress yeah. I somehow became the Burt Gummer among my friends despite the fact that I don't ever talk about guns and never have one on me. I guess just owning some is enough.

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