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ScrubLeague posted:Implying you need to be in the army to shoot people, just go to your nearest school. goon success story in the making
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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ScrubLeague posted:Implying you need to be in the army to shoot people, just go to your nearest school. he's probably going for life time kills. sure, you can kill a dozen or so people in a school shooting, but over a life time in military service you can kill hundreds with the added benefit of awards and to a lesser extent pay. military service is also a good way to get yourself accepted into the police which can then further your life time kills. then after you retire from the police you can continue on your career as a murderer by becoming an serial killer with the know how to get the job done without being caught and the connections to hide any potential screw ups.
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:he's probably going for life time kills. sure, you can kill a dozen or so people in a school shooting, but over a life time in military service you can kill hundreds with the added benefit of awards and to a lesser extent pay. military service is also a good way to get yourself accepted into the police which can then further your life time kills. then after you retire from the police you can continue on your career as a murderer by becoming an serial killer with the know how to get the job done without being caught and the connections to hide any potential screw ups. Well hey now. Who said anything about being a serial killer?
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Illavick posted:Well hey now. sorry dude, that was a little presumptive.
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That's right. Every one of them was a bad guy and I tried to stop them I did but there was no other way. Yeah. Badass cool dude ex-military cop guy. He's a mean dog but you want him on your side when the going gets tough. Maybe I'll get teamed up with a straight laced proper family man who's getting too old for this shi--- ohh! Also, wtf if your university's claim to fame is lena dumham. Seriously? Seriously? This is you when you're TRYING?
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Mass shootings happen in the wrong places.
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Was so happy to be an Oberlin alum pre-2105. gently caress the current student body.
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Avalanche posted:BREAKING NEWS AT OBERLIN!!!! SHITS GOING DOWN!!!! Wake me up when the poo poo has hit the fan in the form of a swastika.  Avalanche posted:
Sure they were just burning a candle. Like they were just about to open a window but couldn't quite get around to it. It never loving fails. Pandemonium posted:Was so happy to be an Oberlin alum pre-2105. gently caress the current student body. Not if it looks like Lena Dunham
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Relin posted:those indian students probably really really wanted to beat the cooks to death for cooking beef indian style. because thats what they do in some parts of india if you eat beef, much less slaughter a cow. It's also no coincidence that rajputs are one of the few indians that can be considered badass along with the Sikhs.
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Shaquin posted:It really is a big dick waving contest for a lotta kids in this age group. More than once I've been lectured at by some vegan punk espousing how evil it is to wear leather and consume factory farmed meat while they tap away on a 500 dollar cell phone built by essentially slave labor. Lol
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Nooner posted:Lol I'm appropriating Ireland right now by drinking on my lunch break <car bombs nooner>
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The suspect denied having killed the man outside their door, but that he may have fallen and died. The Oberlin Police Department advised the suspect of the city's murder policy.
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Relin posted:fun fact: there are hindus in india who are fine with eating beef, like the rahjputs (a group of who run a local chain around here where they do just that) That's not a fun fact. Indians/people that eat beef can't call themselves Hindu, because it breaks many major rules in all sects of Hinduism. There's never been any provision in any book for anyone to kill and eat the cow. Even the ruling class, who can pretty much eat anything and go hunting for sport without worrying about karma, are not allowed. Because the cow/bull offer so many services with milk products possible to make, field tilling, cart pulling, dung for fuel/heat, etc., you were/are considered a retard to go kill a cow to eat for one meal when you could get like 20+ years of milk/cheese/butter and industrial services out of it. If you actually want to talk Hindu thought on it, since heaven and hell are temporarily visited places, the punishment for killing a cow (killing, selling, and eating are considered the same act) is as many years in hell as the cow had hairs on its body. The cow is considered one of the 7 mothers that a person must respect as his/her own mother, and you don't kill your mother (and if you do, you get a big karmic penalty). Most of today's Hindus are really just "Hindus" who claim it because it becomes like an ethnicity type of thing, without knowing a single thing about it other than maybe at best the basic Ramayan and Mahabharat plot lines. It's a caste/hereditary claim with no practice or knowledge. Those Rajputs selling beef are full of poo poo.
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Nonsense posted:The suspect denied having killed the man outside their door, but that he may have fallen and died. The Oberlin Police Department advised the suspect of the city's murder policy. LOL you fucktard that's not even CLOSE to what happened
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ScrubLeague posted:Implying you need to be in the army to shoot people, just go to your nearest school. Yeah, but you don't get paid to do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYMnAUGFuG0
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:LOL you fucktard that's not even CLOSE to what happened I really do not care at all? 
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Countdown until the tumblr left perpetrates their very own Reichstag burning (or, you know, some more poo poo swastikas) and forms an LGBTQIOULMNOP secret police to sniff out microaggressors and appropriators. If we're lucky, they'll get caught up in infighting and all hound each other to suicide! Realistically, though, they're just going to bitch and make the lives of the kitchen staff forced to cater to their hysterically bourgeois tastes even more miserable and difficult. "EXCUSE ME, Juan, that sushi rice is overcooked. Why don't you just put Satomi here in an internment camp while you're at it, you Capitalist Pig!"
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I can understand the Hindus being pissed off at beef in Indian food, but laffo at the kids getting pissed off over minimum wage workers loving up a general tso's or a bahn mi. Trying to place school lunch in a social justice framework seems like a really good use of peoples' time.
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Wampa Stompa posted:Countdown until the tumblr left perpetrates their very own Reichstag burning (or, you know, some more poo poo swastikas) and forms an LGBTQIOULMNOP secret police to sniff out microaggressors and appropriators. If we're lucky, they'll get caught up in infighting and all hound each other to suicide! Bad sushi: pretty much the second Japanese Holocaust.
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I remember visiting Oberlin back in 2000 or so when trying to figure out a college. The guide spent the entire two hours talking about co-ops and after a while I just felt like the whole place was retarded. It's nice that every year or so more news articles come out confirming that.
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itt really old, gross and out of touch goons taking shots at college students
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Vorik posted:itt really old, gross and out of touch goons taking shots at college students It's the real national pastime
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Vorik posted:itt really old, gross and out of touch goons taking shots at college students this is more about crowning a new hellthread than anything else. it's the real gbs metagame. the winning thread gets chubby asian girls and disturbingly attractive man butts.
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Adventure Pigeon posted:I remember visiting Oberlin back in 2000 or so when trying to figure out a college. The guide spent the entire two hours talking about co-ops and after a while I just felt like the whole place was retarded. It's nice that every year or so more news articles come out confirming that. Oberlin is basically a place for liberals that fit the Fox News attack stereotype. They had lots of similar funny protests in the past such as saying black music majors should not be forced to study classical music or how the whole university staff should be changed to match arbitrary racial quotas.
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etalian posted:Oberlin is basically a place for liberals that fit the Fox News attack stereotype. I think the funniest Oberlin incident was the recent graduate that showed up late to a job interview, got rejected, then wrote a long online article trashing the company for not hiring her.
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I just realized I get extremely triggered by incredibly dumb people. Have I become the monster I so loathe? Has the abyss consumed me?
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Adventure Pigeon posted:I think the funniest Oberlin incident was the recent graduate that showed up late to a job interview, got rejected, then wrote a long online article trashing the company for not hiring her. 
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yep. I think in the longer article she wrote she offhandedly mentions she was also late. laffo.
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Wow, her confidence is inspiring. Honestly, in the end that will really help her nail the interview for department supervisor at Target.
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Grimshak posted:Wow, her confidence is inspiring. changing the world through programming
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If I turned up for an interview looking like a slightly tidied-up ice skater emo, I'd probably not get the job either sweetcheeks
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lol at people who think they can change the world by being a Jr. programmer.
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Nooner posted:Lol I'm appropriating Ireland right now by drinking on my lunch break gently caress YOU gently caress YOU ONLY WE CAN DO THAT.
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This is her in the outfit she wore to the interview.   Apparently the interview was at 4 PM and she called ahead to let them know she'd be a little bit late, and got there at 4:20.
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they probably don't even make grilled cheese w kraft singles and an absentee dad
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Looks like OnShift dodged a loving bullet.
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As soon as someone starts describing their ensemble, I begin to doze. Perhaps she put her interviewers to sleep. Ball and chain? Yes, for some reason ladies do have to put more thought into their wardrobe, but that is beyond my ability to fathom (unless its just part of biology, but a lotta people don't want to talk about that.) Ask any man what he's wearing to his job interview and he'll go "That nice (color) shirt, my (color) slacks and, I dunno, is a blazer too much?" Point is, if it's a ball and chain, don't wear two shirts and a skirt that says "I'm really into palmistry and crystals." phasmid fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Dec 20, 2015 |
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Bloomington posted:Looks like OnShift dodged a loving bullet. If a guy had showed up for the same position wearing non-professional clothes for the interview he would have gotten the same treatment. Also lolling how she said the gently caress the company since they didn't give her a offer. Should serve her greatly in the future given how more modern companies do skim through potential hires social media presence.
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Clochette posted:This is her in the outfit she wore to the interview. That's a clubbing outfit?
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