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I'm pretty sure the fish smell is from when I jack off and the cum dries on my dick. I mean, I try to wipe most of the cum off with a towel or something but it's impossible to get down in the cracks where some moisture (cum) gets trapped. If I don't jack off for a couple days, there is no smell. However if I jack off at night, wake up in the morning, and touch my dick with the back of my finger and smell it, it smells like I'm sniffing a fish. it's a very strong smell. help!!!!!
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but what KIND of fish, OP?
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Dec 21, 2015 00:03
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spray it with axe
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Dec 21, 2015 00:04
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What kind of hosed up dry dick has cracks in it
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Dec 21, 2015 00:06
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youve been loving fish at night after the ambien kicks in
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Dec 21, 2015 00:07
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Cut your dick off everyone already calls you Dickless Donald anyway.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:07
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Your mom keeps complaining about how my dick tastes like your poo poo, OP
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Dec 21, 2015 00:08
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Enfield posted:spray it with axe This fixed the issue! Thanks !!!! 
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Dec 21, 2015 00:10
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amityville anus posted:Your mom keeps complaining about how my dick tastes like your poo poo, OP same
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Dec 21, 2015 00:10
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Mask the scent with old lady's perfume.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:10
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Ah the classic fishfucker's dilemma. Post about it in the "worst things you've done to animals" thread.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:30
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The Goatfather posted:youve been loving fish at night after the ambien kicks in Ambien is a miracle drug
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Dec 21, 2015 00:35
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Ride the Walrus baby!
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Dec 21, 2015 00:35
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Blanketspace posted:Ah the classic fishfucker's dilemma. Post about it in the "worst things you've done to animals" thread. I stomped on a bug but that's because your mom is covered in them
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Dec 21, 2015 01:22
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the trick is to never stop jacking off and then the cum doesn't have time to dry
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Dec 21, 2015 01:29
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My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I cant make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells.
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Dec 21, 2015 01:31
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i was reloading posted:I'm pretty sure the fish smell is from when I jack off and the cum dries on my dick. I mean, I try to wipe most of the cum off with a towel or something but it's impossible to get down in the cracks where some moisture (cum) gets trapped.
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Dec 21, 2015 01:31
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I'm trying to imagine a situation where someone can smell their own dick. Are you trying to suck your own dick?
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Dec 21, 2015 01:33
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Let me smell yo dick is a good song. OP needs to take better showers.
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Dec 21, 2015 01:34
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Where's the field for "pleasant dick scent" on OKC
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Dec 21, 2015 01:39
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I think your dick might have athletes foot
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Dec 21, 2015 01:40
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There's helpful bacteria in your colon that fights the dick bacteria so shove it up your own butt when you go to sleep hth
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Dec 21, 2015 01:40
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Something to consider: Perhaps it's just that fish smell like dicks.
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Dec 21, 2015 01:42
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You are secretly part mermaid. This is the start of an amazing adventure where you discover your true heritage and return to the sea.
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Dec 21, 2015 01:44
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Noblesse Obliged posted:There's helpful bacteria in your colon that fights the dick bacteria so shove it up your own butt when you go to sleep hth Sleep on your stomach and the rear end dribbles will take care of it
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Dec 21, 2015 01:46
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Dec 21, 2015 01:51
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Hey OP maybe try washing your dick and balls. hth
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Dec 21, 2015 02:02
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the dick is not for smelling
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Dec 21, 2015 02:06
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You have bacterial vaginosis op
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Dec 21, 2015 02:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80uM6uVyytA
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Dec 21, 2015 02:07
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Cuckoo posted:You have bacterial vaginosis op how do i fix thisosis
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Dec 21, 2015 02:11
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I had this problem and i found a small fish stuck to the underside of my dick
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Dec 21, 2015 02:12
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i was reloading posted:how do i fix thisosis gotta rub preparation h on your dilz
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Dec 21, 2015 02:13
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Isaac posted:I had this problem and i found a small fish stuck to the underside of my dick a myopic candiru, you dodged a bullet there buddy
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Dec 21, 2015 02:15
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MiracleWhale posted:a myopic candiru, you dodged a bullet there buddy It couldn't fit and gave up and died
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Dec 21, 2015 02:17
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Noblesse Obliged posted:It couldn't fit and gave up and died Help im being owned
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Dec 21, 2015 02:19
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OP rub actual dicks on your dick to get rid of the fish scent and turn it back into a dick scent.
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Dec 21, 2015 02:31
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Maybe tell your dad to stop eating sardines OP
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Dec 21, 2015 02:37
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i was reloading posted:how do i fix thisosis The obygn has to check out your vagina
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Maybe your dick IS a fish
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