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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Is it one of those fish that swims in your dick hole and eats your bladder?

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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
This soap may help. https://www.defishingsoap.com

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
STOP loving MY GODDAMN KOI

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im taking a poo poo in the toilet

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

im taking a poo poo in the toilet

Gonna stomp it down with your foot?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

dad gay. so what posted:

im taking a poo poo in the toilet

Your hands are an Ideal machine for feces throwing. Maybe.

>Use HANDS on poo poo to go on ADVENTURE!:ins:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
women love the smell of fish dicks. it turns or the primal reptilian sex part of their brain and gets them horny :biotruths:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
have u considered circumcision? u could have a beatiful bellend instead of a stinky fish dick u know

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Quite the problem you got there, chum :v:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
my dick has never smelled like fish

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

My fish smells like a dick.

Obviously there was some kind of mixup at the factory, OP. Let's see if we can get this sorted out.

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

does op have any unusual discharge from penus? asking for a friend.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
$10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole drat thing.

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

Mariana Horchata posted:

have u considered circumcision? u could have a beatiful bellend instead of a stinky fish dick u know

Skip the middleman and cut your whole dick off.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
rockwool insulation smells like how i imagine an ill-maintained vagina might smell :science:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

wach ur dik

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
My dick smells like pork.


Cucked Kermit

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

MiracleWhale posted:

the trick is to never stop jacking off and then the cum doesn't have time to dry

intriguing.....

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

ugh just cut off your loving dick

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

ghostter posted:

ugh just cut off your loving dick

You are a dumb poster

Your avatar sucks fish dicks

gently caress you

sout
Apr 24, 2014

:rowdytrout:
hey anyone remember the rowdy trout

edit: also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nu14L2myvE

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Is dick bacteria related to fish bacteria ?? Weird that it would smell like that

Slapdash
Mar 30, 2010
Dream of the Fisherman's Life Partner

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
"Your son has told my son that his balls smell like cheese"-Two ladies bicker over bullying going on between their kids

"Your son has pulled my son's pants down and stuck pencils in his butt."

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=910_1453745039

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Why are these kids smelling each others balls??

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Let's just say that Buffy was a female fish and my depravity knew no limits

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

mdm posted:

Why are these kids smelling each others balls??

Sorry you had such a bad childhood. :yum:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

FIRST TIME posted:

Sorry you had such a bad childhood. :yum:

:yikes:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


mdm posted:

Why are these kids smelling each others balls??

how else would you know if your own ball aroma is normal

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


the last thing you want to have is an aberrant ball aroma

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
my balls smell like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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