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My freaky neighbors across the street were raising chickens and moved away 2 months ago. I believe my cat has befriended this lost rooster but I think it needs fed. Somewhat freaky that they'd abandon their city chickens, but I seen the lonely starving rooster, whom my cat has now befriended. Any tips on capturing/fattening/slaughtering city chikens?
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It's kind of weird to call a cat a pussy, but your cat befriended a prey bird, and so here we are.
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Dec 21, 2015 10:24
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Universe Master posted:It's kind of weird to call a cat a pussy, but your cat befriended a prey bird, and so here we are. pussy and cock friends forever
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Dec 21, 2015 10:29
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As a chicken farmer i feel like a person in ask/tell who has something to tell
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Dec 21, 2015 10:30
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This isna real loving rush
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Dec 21, 2015 10:31
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What breed of chicken is it. Its just one rooster i understand?
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Dec 21, 2015 10:32
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for real there's this forlorn rooster hanging out at a gutted house across the street. Pics after my coffee
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Dec 21, 2015 10:34
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Im assuming you dknt have working dogs to corner it for you. #1 walk up to the rooster #2 grab it by the leg (s). It wont be able to pull funny business with its wings that way. It will also prevent bruising if you intend to butcher it. If #2 fails just chase it and repeat attempt #2
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Dec 21, 2015 10:38
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I got some oatmeal. Ill toss that in the yard.my cat should guide me. he's been tryna tell me poo poo's goin down
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Dec 21, 2015 10:39
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The rooster will be very loud. poo poo evrywhere and not lay any eggs. I recommend eating it. The meat is tastier but tougher than a hen. Consider making a stock if it isnt a meat chicken.
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Dec 21, 2015 10:40
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my poultry experience is that roosters are annoying assholes
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Dec 21, 2015 10:45
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Fatten it up until it's big enough your cat decides to eat it. hth
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Dec 21, 2015 10:46
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Your gonna have to castrate it to really get it fat and ready to eat. It's testicles are on the inside so that requires a bit of surgery.
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Dec 21, 2015 10:49
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coq au vin?
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Dec 21, 2015 10:51
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Train the rooster to be a cage fighter and have the birdie song as his theme music.
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Dec 21, 2015 10:53
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Expose it to GBS, the amount of irony will stun and likely kill it for easy mealtime.
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Dec 21, 2015 10:53
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Consider, op, that evenif you intend to eat it, bringing this rooster into your house makes it the coolest dude in your house, followed by your cat and your coffee maker
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Dec 21, 2015 10:54
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Do you really want to give up third place?
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Dec 21, 2015 10:55
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Professor Shark posted:Do you really want to give up third place? if he kills and eats it he'll gain its power and get elevated to position #2
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Dec 21, 2015 11:02
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Coffee maker's broken, I'm sort of tripping balls, there is a live unclaimed rooster behind a tiny rowhouse. Neighbors were weird; kepts chickens on our tiny ally. Today I saw the fucker hangin out
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Dec 21, 2015 11:05
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Champenema posted:Coffee maker's broken, I'm sort of tripping balls, there is a live unclaimed rooster behind a tiny rowhouse. Neighbors were weird; kepts chickens on our tiny ally. Today I saw the fucker hangin out Either catch this chicken or close this thread im getting blue balls
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Dec 21, 2015 11:07
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Roosevelt my cat and I are on this. I will delver pictures of this bereft city chicken! But what do I do upon seizure of the animal? Does anyone in GBS know about handling cocks?
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Dec 21, 2015 11:16
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befriend the rooster pet the cock
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Dec 21, 2015 11:23
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it'll need a coop, op. possums and coons will eat a chicken. you take that chicken and you love it. you might need a net gun. roosters know kung fu and have raptor claws
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Dec 21, 2015 11:23
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use a small blanket or burlap sack if you dont already have a netgun. time is of the essence, op
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Dec 21, 2015 11:24
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if that rooster tries to attack you hold it upside down and gently pat it and softly tell him how pretty he is. that'll show him who's boss
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Dec 21, 2015 11:25
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Be careful OP. I once had a friend who was the nicest guy you'd ever meet but then one day he went and caught himself a chicken. All of a sudden he was the Big Man with the Chicken, didn't have any time for anyone any more, stopped returning calls just strutted around town with it. The ladies loved it of course, but his experiences were shallow and he lost the really deep connections he had once he became the Swanky Chicken Man
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Dec 21, 2015 11:29
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why not just go to kfc and spend $5 on a meal rather than going through a bunch of insane rooster-catching bullshit, op
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Dec 21, 2015 11:30
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There is a live rooster living at the vacant house across my street. Cat has come home from recon, but I need to intrude and get pics come daylight
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Dec 21, 2015 11:47
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As soon as ot hits 4am you should definitely be able to hear it
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Dec 21, 2015 11:51
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Kill, defeather, cook, and eat the chicken in from of the cat
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Dec 21, 2015 11:53
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Champenema posted:
Hold on I have ur mom on speed dial for these kinds of questions.
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Dec 21, 2015 11:54
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You could get lots of help from us chicken folks in the PI chicken thread, here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3417601&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 But I'd suggest approaching the roo slowly, see if he's friendly or tame. Take along some food like grapes, bread, etc. to tempt him over to you with. Taking a minute to schmooze him with food, make friends and being able to just pick him up beats Hell outta chasing a chicken around the neighborhood. If you can't just walk over and pick him up, wait until it's starts to get dark, watch where he goes to roost and grab him after it's dark--chickens don't see well at night. If you DO get a chance to grab him, make sure to trap his wings so he doesn't beat the tar out of you with them, and carry him using the 'football hold'--exactly what it sounds like, carry him under one arm, tucked up against your side like a football. Lots of videos online on how to kill/pluck/process a chicken for table if that is what you want to do with him, otherwise I'd say take him to an animal shelter or put an ad on Craigslist for him. I'd be curious to see a picture of him, tho!
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Dec 21, 2015 12:02
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I tossed some oatmeal over the fence. It's weird how frackerboy and horneybutt pull up stakes and left. They left a chicken
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Dec 21, 2015 12:16
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I think you could possibly kill a chicken with a club, perhaps a baseball bat.
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Dec 21, 2015 12:17
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Grab it by the base of the neck and yank the other way to break its neck. Clubbing would be very inhumane.
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Dec 21, 2015 12:20
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Velvet Sparrow posted:
night op grab your infrared gogs and go after this fucker like osama bin laden
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Dec 21, 2015 12:29
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Dec 21, 2015 12:34
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Can't believe they they left a living cock, This is now a project
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Dec 21, 2015 12:39
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Take and post pictures of your new cock you bastard. Preemptive 5
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