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You don't believe me? They said the same thing to Galileo 
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Mad Monk posted:Just say "Get out of here stalker"
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Dec 21, 2015 20:34
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every time she tries to talk to you, go on a 45 minute rant about star trek or hd television resolutions or something equally banal
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Dec 21, 2015 20:36
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loquacius posted:open up MSPaint and draw some rectangles dude, this isn't hard I have plenty of rants of how she loves me sent hours after I first met her. I'm posting from my phone so I can't edit the pics
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Dec 21, 2015 20:37
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im telling you just start talking about increasingly weird sex fetish poo poo and she'll leave you alone after a while
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Dec 21, 2015 20:38
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post a picture of her pussy
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loquacius posted:If she actually goes for this it's a pretty good excuse to keep her tied up a lot, and it's probably a lot harder to murder someone while handcuffed to a bed frame, so yeah this is a good plan If she gets to be unmanageable you can just sell her to another dom and tell her it's what master wishes, problem solved.
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Op you are a liar
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dad gay. so what posted:post a picture of her pussy I actually have more pussy pics than anything else
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My butthole really is a scabby warzone even though I use only finest charmin ultra strong and I probably an losing fluids faster than I can replace them. Gonna walk very carefully to the store and get some Gatorade and or poweraid and some saltines and bananas. I don't see the evolutionary advantage in being able to shoot rocket propelled mucusy diarrhea pellets with the force of a 12 gauge. Maybe if I could do it on command but the ability manifests at the most inopportune times
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Grody posted:I actually have more pussy pics than anything else i know, now please post them
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wiffle ball bat posted:My butthole really is a scabby warzone even though I use only finest charmin ultra strong and I probably an losing fluids faster than I can replace them. Gonna walk very carefully to the store and get some Gatorade and or poweraid and some saltines and bananas. But enough about your posts
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The toilet bowl is coated in a quarter inch layer of bright yellow rear end snot, it doesn't seem to want to flush 
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wiffle ball bat posted:My butthole really is a scabby warzone even though I use only finest charmin ultra strong and I probably an losing fluids faster than I can replace them. Gonna walk very carefully to the store and get some Gatorade and or poweraid and some saltines and bananas. dont sign your posts at the beginning of your posts
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wiffle ball bat posted:The toilet bowl is coated in a quarter inch layer of bright yellow rear end snot, it doesn't seem to want to flush stop it i says
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Dec 21, 2015 20:49
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Grody posted:I have plenty of rants of how she loves me sent hours after I first met her. I'm posting from my phone so I can't edit the pics Screenshot the rants, I doubt there are actually zero potential shots you could take that don't have doxx in them wiffle ball bat posted:The toilet bowl is coated in a quarter inch layer of bright yellow rear end snot, it doesn't seem to want to flush I thought you were dying, why haven't you died yet if OP won't deliver I sure hope you will 
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Man this really takes me back to the great poo poo disasters of my misspent youth. It never smelled quite this bad tho.
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dad gay. so what posted:i know, now please post them Will I get banned like the old days under the "homegrown" porn rule?
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Grody posted:Will I get banned like the old days under the "homegrown" porn rule? No
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Maybe if id gone to grad school I'd be some dude with an ironic mustache's submissive sex pet with all my basic needs met instead of making GBS threads myself to death at work for $15/hr.
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Dec 21, 2015 20:54
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osirisisdead posted:There are, but they are rare. Usually the submissive has their own bank account. I did a presentation for a grad class on BDSM and Hahaahaha oh lord
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Dec 21, 2015 20:59
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In my final moments I consider that one can spend the amount of a rolls Royce on an education and still be retarded
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I've just been through a v similar thing op
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still waiting on the young man in question's name op, thanks.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:still waiting on the young man in question's name op, thanks. Nikki not like guy Nicky tho. I think it's short for Nicole but I dunno
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"pls dont post a picture.. shes probably wya hotter in my mind's eye.." -nobody
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This current poo poo is mostly thunder and I can fart without pooping again. I think we're through the woods on this friends. I'll never forget the goons who gave me solace and succor during this time of hardship and soft poo poo.
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would you kindly give us sthe name of this strapping young lad, motherfuckin OP?
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:whats his name? this should be bannable
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vug posted:this should be bannable What's his name
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vug posted:this should be bannable what is the name of the man
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the obligatory white noise gay joke: great
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vug posted:the obligatory white noise gay joke: great This should be bannable
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Grody posted:I actually have more pussy pics than anything else "Coincidentally they all have her phone number on them and I only own a phone and no computer so I will never post these" THERE IS NO STALKER
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Don Tacorleone posted:Namaste
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Did you put it in her butt, OP? If that's not a thing she likes, you should put it in her butt, or just say that butt-babies are the only way you can maintain an erection. Get creative, OP.
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vug posted:the obligatory white noise gay joke: great You should be tickle tortured in the chuckle pit until you get your sense of humor back.
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czarmonger posted:"Coincidentally they all have her phone number on them and I only own a phone and no computer so I will never post these" ding ding ding
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osirisisdead posted:Do you have more half-baked high-school tier insults to go in this EZbake oven thread? Adults can and do meet other adults in venues other than the classroom. If you weren't treating your undergrad classwork as a job, maybe that's why you don't know anything about graduate school. lol i bet you got laid in college (jk lol!)
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