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i know it's like every day right but today in particular is a good day for pagan nerds to eat poo poo. gently caress the solstice example mean things to say: hey make like a TREE dorkwad! (because theyre tree huggers??!?) or: hey why dont you sacrifice a virgin, that means kill yourself KABLAMMO yeahg gently caress pagans
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loving pagans poop all over my car 
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Dec 21, 2015 23:57
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carl pagan's pozmos
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Dec 21, 2015 23:58
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vug posted:hey make like a TREE dorkwad! (because theyre tree huggers??!?) you probably have a xmas tree in your living room RIGHT NOW motherfucker
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Dec 21, 2015 23:58
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pagans can't sacrifice themselves as virgins because they're all sluts
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:pagans can't sacrifice themselves as virgins because they're all sluts No poo poo that's why Wicker Man turned out the way it did. The first one, I mean, the weird one with underage nudity and bizarre musical numbers. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 22, 2015 |
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Dec 22, 2015 00:25
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vug posted:i know it's like every day right but today in particular is a good day for pagan nerds to eat poo poo. gently caress the solstice what was his name?
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Dec 22, 2015 00:36
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:what was his name? vug posted:that means kill yourself KABLAMMO
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Dec 22, 2015 00:44
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Planets dyin cloud
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Dec 22, 2015 00:47
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Bunch of computer nerds if you ask me.
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Dec 22, 2015 00:49
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Aren't the neopagans a razorbike gang!? GL, OP!
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Dec 22, 2015 00:49
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:His name was Kablammo Jerry please pay attention *read in a kramer voice*
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As the planet dies their magic gets weaker. Pagans are as big a special interest group as the oil companies ffs They're in it for themselves
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Strategic Tea posted:As the planet dies their magic gets weaker.
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A Stupid Baby posted:*read in a kramer voice*
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Dec 22, 2015 01:03
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Jerry, you gotta hide me from those neopagan bikers! You don't have a tree Jerry! They need a tree or else they can't see me! Something tells me that a gang of violent neopagans would be specifically focusing on people without a tree this time of year.
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Dec 22, 2015 01:05
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Strategic Tea posted:As the planet dies their magic gets weaker. Captain Planet is a neopagan thing or some poo poo. Yule know them when you see them, doing that magic crap. Worthless.
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Dec 22, 2015 01:10
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I bet even the original pagans from a long time ago were dorks
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Dec 22, 2015 01:12
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Devils Affricate posted:I bet even the original pagans from a long time ago were dorks yah they were a bunch of homo larpers
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Devils Affricate posted:I bet even the original pagans from a long time ago were dorks actually they were insanely brutal and violent, probably not too far different from the aztecs tbh, and got whitewashed later on in the 20th century by nationalists trying to forge a uniform mythos
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Dec 22, 2015 01:18
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basically anytime someone tries to paint a past culture as being peace-loving you can bet your rear end they were as warlike or violent as whoever conquered them, they just lost
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Dec 22, 2015 01:19
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brutal and violent like the kid that yells lightning bolt in the shrieky voice in the famous larp viral video
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:basically anytime someone tries to paint a past culture as being peace-loving you can bet your rear end they were as warlike as whoever conquered them, they just lost does anyone actually try to do that because i dont believe anyone has ever tried to paint the druids or vikings or romans or whoever as peaceful just more connected to the earth mother
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Dec 22, 2015 01:23
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It's fun to hang out around hippie nerd weirdo pagans and act like an actual historically accurate murder Viking pagan ironically
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Something tells me that a gang of violent neopagans would be specifically focusing on people without a tree this time of year.
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Devils Affricate posted:I bet even the original pagans from a long time ago were dorks Boudica was a pagan, so this doesn't make any sense. She burned down the original London + was really hot. She might've done better if she didn't trust in bunnies and goddesses for her military strategy, but she still did pretty well.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Boudica was a pagan, so this doesn't make any sense. She burned down the original London + was really hot. someone needs to write a Boudica / William Tecumseh Sherman slashfic or find it for me for research purposes if it exists already
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Dec 22, 2015 01:30
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Pretty sure tree-hugging neopagans aren't in favor of a yearly tradition where an adolescent tree gets cut up with an axe and decorated with shiny plastic baubles only to be unceremoniously ditched in an alley days later. Pisslol.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Pretty sure tree-hugging neopagans aren't in favor of a yearly tradition where an adolescent tree gets cut up with an axe and decorated with shiny plastic baubles only to be unceremoniously ditched in an alley days later. The point is they're all Jew-haters dumbo
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Dec 22, 2015 01:47
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Women in pagan celtic & germanic tribes had a lot of stuff do to in war, bc those tribes would take their whole civilization to war with them on oxcarts. Heres what pagan ladies did in war before christianity made them all meek and poo poo - common duties included feeding their men and mending their wounds, cheering on their men when they were doing well, talking poo poo and embarassing them if they fought poorly. often they would shame and terrify the men by screaming out what would happen to them and their children if they were to be captured as slaves (being captured and enslaved was commonly considered to be worse than death) - another women's duty was sacrificing prisoners of war. romans reported that some of the tribal women would weave wreaths to adorn each prisoner's head, then lead him up to a big cauldron, where an older priestess would cut his throat over a sacrificial pot, and then other priestesses would carve him open and read his entrails and prophecize victory etc - if a tribes warriors stopped fighting and started fleeing and wouldnt listen to the womens threats, the women would pick up swords and knives and spears and KILL. loving. EVERYTHING. Their own husbands, their brothers and fathers, their children, the enemy soldiers, everyone that ran toward them and everyone that ran away from them, it was the end of the world baby  
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Dec 22, 2015 02:08
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The 2015 solstice is tomorrow, skippy. Hail Satan.
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modern pagans arent real, OP. its just something people say to make themselves feel unique. they were neglected as children and have severe mental problems, faulty thinking, wannabe autism, etc. they arent special or loved and they should be ignored or killed depending on the severity of their mental illness.
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Neopagan got caught in my zipper the other day, ended up having to tease all the nits out of my junk. Ain't worth it I tell ya. Also satan is real
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yeah I liked the matrix too op
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Dec 22, 2015 02:38
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im not sure what modern pagan ladys do tho i dont think they war or sacrifice enemy fighters i think they just buy crystals and go to drum circles and put patchouli on there pussys
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The point is they're all Jew-haters dumbo Don't forget, Jews are just as capable of hating on themselves as totally-real neopagan biker gangs are, so I'm not sure I see your point. Regardless, all hail sweet Satan- may our hearts and minds be forever illuminated under his Luciferian lamplight.
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whoflungpoop posted:Women in pagan celtic & germanic tribes had a lot of stuff do to in war, bc those tribes would take their whole civilization to war with them on oxcarts. Heres what pagan ladies did in war before christianity made them all meek and poo poo Aka Christmastime at dads family's house 
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