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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > what is your safe word?

Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

when you're down and dirty and you've met a greasy fuckbeast from tindr, okc, or fetlife and you're getting your hamshaft serviced in a terribly way, what is the whisper you give it to let the 300lb leather tank know you've had enough? whats the phrase you utter to get that gigantic axe-grinding meatlord fuckpig to stop pain-serving your horrible sweaty meats?

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:24

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Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Be prepared; Fun Shoe

Banana

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:25

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

"kill me now"

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:26

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Be prepared; Fun Shoe

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:26

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Ape Fist

just thinking about it is the ultimate antiboner

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:27

4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

"the n word"

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:27

zooted heh: Oct 16, 2005; str8 mercin burgers my nigga

I squawk like a bird.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:29

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

tane

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:29

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

no

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:29

Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

no

lovely safe word

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:30

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

Baaaaaziiinga!

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:31

wiffle ball bat: Oct 2, 2015; by Shine

i love you

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:33

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

wiffle ball bat posted:

i love you

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:34

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Marry me

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:35

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

baseball

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:36

verdigris murder: Jul 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

It's Gamergate.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:36

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

HARDER.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:37

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

HOLY poo poo STOP GODDAMNIT STOP STOP ALREADY JESUS CHRIST

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:37

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

chrysanthemum

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:39

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

<blubbering sounds from behind ball gag>

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:40

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

what was his name, OP? :smug:

:smug:

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:40

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

plape

# ? Dec 22, 2015 01:41

wiffle ball bat: Oct 2, 2015; by Shine

i like when a lady fills a dirty old sock with nickels and just goes apeshit on my nuts and dick with it

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:02

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

RonPaul2012

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:02

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Shia LaBeouf

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:04

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

I just get through it. I'm not dying poor.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:06

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

"Oh yeah, put a baby in me"

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:17

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

"Oh yeah, put a baby in me"

make me a deadbeat dad baby

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:17

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

"Your sister was better"

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:18

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

"kill your family and then yourself"

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:20

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

gently caress the ROW posted:

"kill your family and then yourself"

i want to gently caress you

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:21

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

gently caress the ROW posted:

"kill your family and then yourself"

I am fully erect.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:22

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

fidelio

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:24

Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

harder.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:24

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

I'm gonna put my poison in you.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:26

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

cacao

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:27

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

this is really chafing my sores

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:27

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Mine is also banana

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:28

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

gently caress me Mommy, gently caress Me Mommy, gently caress ME MOMMY!

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:28

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Roy: Sep 24, 2007

poz my tender virgin manhole

# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:29

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