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Captain Yossarian posted:This. i didnt read it, is that what he was talking about? lol what a stupid rear end in a top hat
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thathonkey posted:i dunno I'm kind of a sucker for girls with lots of tats not gonna lie. I respect that, thathonkey
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Dec 22, 2015 16:06
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Tattoos are worth it just for the sweet puss it gets you when it still looks good, just keep it somewhere you can hide it. Some sweet ink with meaning behind it makes u seem more mysterious and interesting. hth
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Dec 22, 2015 16:10
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Enfield posted:i had a half sleeve of this until it got burned off me. oh the orony be strong enfield 
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Dec 22, 2015 16:13
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Enfield posted:i had a half sleeve of this until it got burned off me. oh the orony I like this, maybe I should get something like this while I'm still youngish and attractive
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Dec 22, 2015 16:14
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my v controversial opinion is that tattoos, piercings, and colored hair are all cool and are attractive on ladies
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Dec 22, 2015 16:23
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Nothing is dumber than a beautiful person with perfect, flawless skin and a tattoo. It's like spray-painting graffiti over the Mona Lisa. It was perfect already, why did you have to ruin it?
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Dec 22, 2015 17:54
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tattoo girls can tend to be the coolest people tattoo guys can tend be the worst there it be
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ghlbtsk posted:Nothing is dumber than a beautiful person with perfect, flawless skin and a tattoo. mona lisa is stupid as gently caress too
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ghlbtsk posted:Nothing is dumber than a beautiful person with perfect, flawless skin and a tattoo. maybe it's because your opinions on people's appearances are as outmoded as your opinions on art? the mona lisa lmao
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Dec 22, 2015 18:03
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I find them very off putting, but that's just my opinion.
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I've seen tattoos that haven't made the person look worse, but I've never seen a tattoo that made someone look better.
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the only good thing about tattoos is that they are so prevalent that now when you see a woman with no tattoos or trashy piercings it's like extra hot (with a x2 modifier if she has 1970's Playboy magazine bush)
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Dec 22, 2015 18:36
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Literal trash for babies.
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Visible tats tell me... that I'm not going to hire you. Keep marking yourselves kids!
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Dec 22, 2015 18:43
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i have a tattoo on my butt. it's a little cloud that says "toot!" inside
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i have a tattoo on my butt. it's a little cloud that says "toot!" inside this owns
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Dec 22, 2015 19:07
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Dickbutt is the best tattoo
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City of Tampa posted:the only good thing about tattoos is that they are so prevalent that now when you see a woman with no tattoos or trashy piercings it's like extra hot (with a x2 modifier if she has 1970's Playboy magazine bush) loving gross
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I do not have a tattoo, but I don't mind people who do. Except people whose identity is tattoos. Like all they talk about is their tattoos and they post facebook pictures about how tattoos are life and real men have tattoos, etc. Same thing with vegans. There is nothing wrong it, but what a pathetic loser you must be if you turn it into your identity.
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Dec 22, 2015 19:13
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im a big fan of the everything happens for a neason tattoos, especially in cursive
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I seriously can't get over the fact that a person cares enough about tattoos to post a thread about them so close to the YOOL 2016.
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Tattoos are for degenerates
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they're a real time saver. one glance and you know the person's a fuckup with poor impulse control who will never, ever be taken seriously about anything.
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Dec 22, 2015 19:26
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Seriously lol if you care at all what a tattoo is going to look like when you're old and your mind has gone
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Dec 22, 2015 19:29
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I'm shocked that you guys are all 60 year old dads
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Tattoos are for degenerates they should be. nowadays everyone and his mother has a tattoo. its best to get a tattoo at a very early age to maximize shock potential. a 6 year old could get a tattoo of a firetruck or a elmo or a rotting dog corpse
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yeah, let me loving inject ink in my skin. that will show how cool and mature i can be
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When getting a tattoo it's important to realize it will be with you forever, and so you should make sure to draw its inspiration from the animes and video games that are closest to your heart
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If you get tattoos everywhere and you're committed to living the life that historically belonged to a outlaw motorcycle gang member (depressing poverty, nomadic living situation), I think that's cool as long as you're cool. The problem arises when you're a white, gently caress face suburbanite growing up in the lap of luxury and expecting to land a comfortable job in an air conditioned office building, as is your right with that upbringing, but now your exterior screams "UNEMPLOYABLE" to money people, in the same way that bright colors scream "POISON, DON'T EAT" in the animal kingdom. It's stupid in a way drug use or other bad habits aren't, because you know drat well it's a terminal case of horny, and there's too many good examples of how the only person you gently caress is yourself to be able to excuse that as simple weakness.
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What bible belt hellholes are you guys coming from where tattoos are even a big deal?
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Inscribe Magical Tattoo (Item Creation) You can craft magical tattoos. Prerequisites: Craft (calligraphy, paintings, or tattoos) 5 ranks, caster level 5th. Benefit: You can create magical tattoos, magic items inked directly into the flesh of a willing or helpless creature. Both you and the recipient of the tattoo (if the recipient is not yourself) must be present during the entire tattooing process. Magic tattoos must be placed on a part of the body normally able to hold a magic item slot, but they do not count against or interfere with magic items worn on those slots. A single slot can only hold one magical tattoo (non-magical tattoos and tattoos acquired from the tattooed sorcerer archetype do not count against this limit). Tattoos may be inscribed on the following slots: belt, body, chest, feet, hands, head, neck, shoulder, ring (up to two), or wrist. They cannot be inscribed on armor, eye, headband, or shield slots. Magical tattoos are difficult to destroy, though they count as magic items for the purposes of dispel magic. The spell erase can permanently destroy a magical tattoo, but the bearer of the tattoo can resist the spell with a Will save, in addition to the caster needing to make a successful caster level check to erase the tattoo. Physically removing a magical tattoo with a sharp instrument or defacing it with fire or acid can destroy it as well. Doing so is a full-round action that not only requires the target to be willing or helpless, but also provokes attacks of opportunity. At least 2 points of damage per caster level of the tattoo must be dealt to destroy a magical tattoo in this manner. Magical tattoos follow the rules for magic item creation as though they were wondrous items, except that they can use the Craft (calligraphy, paintings, tattoos) skill. New magical tattoos can be researched and designed using the guidelines for pricing new magic items. Magical tattoos are treated as slotless magical items for pricing purposes. Tattoo Magic Tattoo magic binds magic into intricate patterns and sometimes into sentient art (see tattooed sorcerer archetype). Yet the wonders of tattoo magic are not limited to sorcerers—any spellcaster can craft magical tattoos, given the proper training. http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/item-creation-feats/inscribe-magical-tattoo-item-creation Seems like a good way to double up on those sweet sweet plusses.
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I have some tattoos but they aren't visible day to day and also I don't insist on telling people about them. One is fairly well done and I like it a lot, one is a tiny tiny little lol tattoo (seriously from 2 feet away you'd think it was a mole), and one is okay but needs some touching up and finishing.
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Mr. Stingly posted:If you get tattoos everywhere and you're committed to living the life that historically belonged to a outlaw motorcycle gang member (depressing poverty, nomadic living situation), I think that's cool as long as you're cool. check this out cowboy: get a tattoo on your chest. or bicep. or back. because clothes cover your skin, and therefore the tattoos are invisible, you can grow up to program computers like a fag and no one will be the wiser! WOOow
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You don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris. 
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pod6isjerks posted:You don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris. good point. i was more of a ford escort
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I like tramp stamps. They're like gaudy bulls eyes.
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pod6isjerks posted:You don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris. You can do a slick paint job though.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I like tramp stamps. I like trump stamps. 
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bobthedinosaur posted:What bible belt hellholes are you guys coming from where tattoos are even a big deal? Yeah I don't get this either. I live in the Midwest and no one gives a poo poo here at all. My brother in law makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and has lovely loving 80s tats on his whole arm. Maybe these goons live in Alabama? Mississippi?
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