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When this happens to me I sit under a hot shower for like an hour with the drain not plugged. Then whenever you have to vomit you just do it in whatever position is most comfortable and let the warm water wash it away and comfort you.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:20
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oh this one's sure to cure that sick tum tum
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Dec 23, 2015 05:21
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Crack posted:drink like 3 bottles, you might puke while actually drinking it because it's foul but as long as you aim into a toilet or something and not the cieling there will be no mess. It's not unsafe unless you down like a billion bottles. I did that once and got violently ill and it was terrible do they not sell straight DXM pills anymore? chugging the syrup is awful and why the gently caress would anyone do that if you could just get pills instead
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Dec 23, 2015 05:27
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Griz posted:I did that once and got violently ill and it was terrible i love the taste of liquid robitussin
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Dec 23, 2015 08:43
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snakeandbake posted:someone post goonvomit.jpg please this one?
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Dec 23, 2015 08:46
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DudeDude, just cock back your head and let it fly like God intended. Just like so, it's so easy a kid can do it!
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Dec 23, 2015 08:50
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one time I ate fruity pebbles and immediately threw up and it didn't burn and tasted like fruity pebbles so yeah just do that imo
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Dec 23, 2015 09:07
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Aim your face where you want to go, close your eyes and let it flow. My projectile V high score is 15 feet. What's yours? 
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Dec 23, 2015 09:17
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When im hitting it hard i might be vomiting every day for a month. I could vomit while continuing a conversation or taking a relaxing stroll.
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Dec 23, 2015 09:31
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beer before wine all is fine wine before beer all is clear
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Dec 23, 2015 09:40
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Don't lean over too much or it goes out your nose and then you have three scorched holes. Rinse yourmouth out gently with water so to get the acid off your teeth.. Sometimes crying a bunch helps distract your dumb body from barfing, but this only works for some types of barfing so ymmv.
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Dec 23, 2015 10:18
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as a child my father gave me ginger ale. now when im hung over as gently caress i crave ginger ale. its a familiar puke taste.
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Dec 23, 2015 10:19
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Kuato posted:Goondolences. Vomit is grose. I've vomited three times in last 20 something years, 1993, 1996, 2011. Would've had a 19 year streak going if it weren't for some undercooked shrimp. I used to say this same pussy poo poo until I started drinking liquor heavily around the time you registered for the Something Awful Forums Bitch
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Dec 23, 2015 10:21
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Swallow bullion cubes and your puke will taste like soup.
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Dec 23, 2015 10:26
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If you smoke more than maybe 40 cigarettes in an evening the morning tar in your throat will have built up in your gag reflex area. You can postpone this vomit by trying to cough up tiny bits at a time but if you do a big cough its all gonna come flowing out.
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Dec 23, 2015 10:27
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amityville anus posted:Swallow bullion cubes and your puke will taste like soup.
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Dec 23, 2015 10:29
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I ate all these xhicken nuggets with ketchup when i was lsd and started vomiting up red chunks and and was like woah im dying
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Dec 23, 2015 10:31
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numberoneposter posted:veggie??? fish???? chicken???? BEEEF?????? Puker's choice
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Dec 23, 2015 10:31
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Isaac posted:I ate all these xhicken nuggets with ketchup when i was lsd and started vomiting up red chunks and and was like woah im dying
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Dec 23, 2015 10:35
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When i was starting in supermarkets id vomit out of the front of the store. Vomit in the sliding doors. Walk into the store room and see other people vomiting in the cleaners sink. We'd work 12 hours and then go drink till 5am and resume vomiting togethet when we started work at 6am.
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Dec 23, 2015 10:41
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Tgus guy once drank so many jagerbombs that his vomit made the dock smell like a whole pallet of red bull had broken
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Dec 23, 2015 10:44
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Are you a loud barfer, or a quiet barfer? Some people are quiet barfers; just don't get how they do it. I barf, it sounds like I got gutshot.
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Dec 23, 2015 10:51
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Only noise i make is the vom hitting the ground
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Dec 23, 2015 10:56
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Isaac posted:Only noise i make is the vom hitting the ground im not i make these like dying cow sounds "ARRRRRUP*sloooooosh*"
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Dec 23, 2015 11:00
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Another alcoholic tip i got is dont cross your legs during a bender. If you pass out you can gently caress up your leg nerves and walk like forest gump for a month.
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Dec 23, 2015 11:25
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Another tip is dont pass out face down in a dirty sofa with your eyes open. I got ulcers on my pupil and it was the worst pain i can imagine.
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Dec 23, 2015 11:27
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Update: still vomiting and just added diarrhea to the mix. AMA
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Dec 23, 2015 12:23
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if it's a hangover thing eating something basic like bread can settle the stomach ginger also does pretty well on anti-nausea
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Dec 23, 2015 12:36
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Don't vote. Eschew morality, get rich, and then just buy influence that coincides with your interests. Edit: I thought this thread said, "Tips for voting". I might be drunk.
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Dec 23, 2015 12:39
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Just had a big vomit of the brown syrup that lives in my throat. Feel like a new man.
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Dec 23, 2015 23:42
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Jesus Christ Grody, pull yourself together
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Dec 23, 2015 23:51
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when y our puking really hard also push down out your rear end in a top hat at the same time for a good 'taint feel'
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Dec 23, 2015 23:51
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I like when you're shivering and sweating over the bowl and you know you've gotten EVERYTHING and then some out, but you violently retch yet again and this weird dark red mucus blob comes up. You look at and think "There is no way that's not blood." and indeed your stomach does feel like something has torn. So you look it up, and actually it could be a bit serious; you've vomited blood, that can cause sepsis, blood poisoning... Serious stuff. But your course of action is to drink a beer right after, gotta clear those cobwebs after all!
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Dec 24, 2015 00:32
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Grody posted:Update: still vomiting and just added diarrhea to the mix. AMA That's awful. Baxter fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Dec 29, 2015 |
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Dec 24, 2015 02:49
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Isaac posted:Just had a big vomit of the brown syrup that lives in my throat. Feel like a new man. 
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Dec 24, 2015 02:51
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STANK rear end. TOE CRUST. MOLDY CHEESE. FISHY TAINT. ONION ARMPITS.
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Dec 24, 2015 03:27
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guys please i'm trying to eat here
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Dec 24, 2015 03:29
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OLD SOCKS. STALE LEFTOVERS. BABY DIAPERS.
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Heres a tip: feelin down? Do a vomit. Gremlins have probably put poisin in you.
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