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 then i might have a backbone and a life worth living idk happy holidays
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If you had a dad you'd probably be the same dork you always were, and would be blaming it on society or your genes or your parents being lovely instead. Cya.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:04
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My dad is cool as hell
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i have a son that smokes weed and we have an agreement that he cannot smoke weed while at school, driving, in his room, or sleeping. as far as crying goes, i encourage him to cry all the time because he is so loving high all the time his eyes dry out like little wooden golf balls. i pay him $300 a week to cry whenever he is not in my presence ( i lock myself in my room lol) anywhos this system works for me and my 8 year old.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:10
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moose face posted:My dad is cool as hell Mine too. Just this week, he helped me make some cedar frames, from some scrap lumber, for the birch-plywood-based laser etchings that I made from a print of our family crest from the old country.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:14
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Mexico has family crests?
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osirisisdead posted:Mine too. Just this week, he helped me make some cedar frames, from some scrap lumber, for the birch-plywood-based laser etchings that I made from a print of our family crest from the old country. are you british?
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some times i wonder if i had a cool dad, if i'd be so awkward around women, if my hands sweat whenever i c atch the eyes of a HB7+ if i'd know how to throw a curveball...
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Dec 23, 2015 07:21
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dad gay. so what posted:are you british? criscodisco posted:Mexico has family crests? No, but, https://www.google.com/search?q=spanish+land+grant
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Dec 23, 2015 07:22
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My dad has been feverish of late, I'm guessing he wishes he was cool too. 
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Dec 23, 2015 07:22
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Kuato posted:My dad has been feverish of late, I'm guessing he wishes he was cool too. ugh i meant a dad that could help you develop alpha inner game when you're young so you don't have to waste your college years trying to daygame.. 
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Dec 23, 2015 07:23
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What if Santa gives you a Dad this year, op?
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Dec 23, 2015 07:23
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unterdude posted:some times i wonder if i had a cool dad, you should change your name to unDertude, i think you would feel better, and maybe it would help you with that curveball 
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Dec 23, 2015 07:24
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or unDerDude like underdude
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Dec 23, 2015 07:24
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dad gay. so what posted:you should change your name to unDertude, i think you would feel better, and maybe it would help you with that curveball im not gay, i jst havent found a pure innocent hb 7+ that was receptive to me
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Dec 23, 2015 07:25
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unterdude posted:im not gay, i jst havent found a pure innocent hb 7+ that was receptive to me i think your thinking about the "underdude" post not the "underTude" post. i think in my dreams unDerTude is a variation on "attitude" like you have osme menacing "underground" attitude. something millennials like you normally despise, but this time you can have your revenge kind of thing.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:27
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your catchphrase could be "LOSE THE 'TUDE, DUDE" and then you could stare at your phone
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Dec 23, 2015 07:28
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???? How are you analyzing the hemoglobin transport of your sex partners? https://books.google.com/books?id=D...%207%2B&f=false
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Dec 23, 2015 07:29
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if god is dead, anything is permitted
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dad gay. so what posted:i think your thinking about the "underdude" post not the "underTude" post. i think in my dreams unDerTude is a variation on "attitude" like you have osme menacing "underground" attitude. something millennials like you normally despise, but this time you can have your revenge kind of thing. i can just buy an underground attitude, in the form of a tshirt or a macbook sticker
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Dec 23, 2015 07:30
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I miss my dad, here is a drawing of his last ultra light flight.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:54
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dad lame. so what?
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Dec 23, 2015 08:10
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dad gay. so what posted:i have a son that smokes weed and we have an agreement that he cannot smoke weed while at school, driving, in his room, or sleeping. as far as crying goes, i encourage him to cry all the time because he is so loving high all the time his eyes dry out like little wooden golf balls. i pay him $300 a week to cry whenever he is not in my presence ( i lock myself in my room lol) anywhos this system works for me and my 8 year old. Lol
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Dec 23, 2015 08:40
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my dad is a super old man who looks like master roshi, plays guitar like jim hendrix, and can outskate all the young douchebags on the ice rink. hes tiny and silent as gently caress but dudes know he's like goddamn pei mei in secret so no one fucks with him ever, it's amazing sorry your dad isn't a cool rear end mofo op
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Dec 23, 2015 14:38
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Having kids is probably the most narcissistic thing you can do. "Oh I love myself so much I'm going to cum in a lady and that gives me a little version of me." gently caress you.
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Dec 23, 2015 14:46
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Hey, if your dad was gay then you could have two cool dads. Like this young lucky lady on the television a while back.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:54
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never had daddy issues personally, but i kinda understand where ur coming from cause i listened to Everclear in the 90s. hope things work out for u friend...happy holidays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkcbxjWG9Mc
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Dec 24, 2015 04:56
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"go gently caress yourself op" - my dad when i showed him this thread
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Dec 24, 2015 04:57
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actually thats not true my dad's dead i said that myself 
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Dec 24, 2015 04:58
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unterdude posted:
i dunno that seems like an abusive dad, op
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Dec 24, 2015 05:18
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i wish i had an alive dad
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Dec 24, 2015 05:26
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LOL. SO WHAT?
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Dec 24, 2015 06:07
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I had your dad, wasn't cool.
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Broenheim posted:actually thats not true my dad's dead i said that myself a ghost dad
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Teaching how to shave, how to talk to girls, how to fix up the house etc. These are all things that my father didn't teach me. As a child he DID tell me things like using your imagination makes you look stupid, and french people are horrible and that I should hate them (I don't). He almost got uninvited to my brothers wedding because 2 Fathers Days ago he randomly started pacing around the living room and ranting about the faggots and the Indians (Native Americans). My brother's wife has a lot of Native American relatives but he didn't know that as she's blonde and white. He's booked a fishing vacation during the same week every year for the past 16 years, that week is my birthday and no, I am not invited. Also, I had cancer again in October...he didn't even call.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:a ghost dad my ghost dad did crimes 
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In the few gifts ive got from my dad at least one has been sometging illegal i cant open i n front of people. Heres this present  Are you suppose to drink it. Is it lsd or sometjing?
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Princess RALPH!! posted:Teaching how to shave, how to talk to girls, how to fix up the house etc. These are all things that my father didn't teach me. As a child he DID tell me things like using your imagination makes you look stupid, and french people are horrible and that I should hate them (I don't). He almost got uninvited to my brothers wedding because 2 Fathers Days ago he randomly started pacing around the living room and ranting about the faggots and the Indians (Native Americans). My brother's wife has a lot of Native American relatives but he didn't know that as she's blonde and white. He's booked a fishing vacation during the same week every year for the past 16 years, that week is my birthday and no, I am not invited. Also, I had cancer again in October...he didn't even call. what's stopping you from calling him up and saying, "hey dad i have cancer you piece of poo poo."
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My dad never taught me how to fish
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LegoPirateNinja posted:what's stopping you from calling him up and saying, "hey dad i have cancer you piece of poo poo." Like father, like son. My dad is an awesome dude who taught me all kinds of cool poo poo and I love him to death. Sorry if your dad is garbage, I guess.
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