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butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
guys,

i have the high SMV (edm dj @ prive),

im preselected


but the hb7.5+ i've been hitting on hasn't replied to my texts.. help

here's a pic of me from last thursday when i tried to pull and isolate her..

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take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
all i want for christmas is to post first

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
All I want for Christmas is a BAC of .3+.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

All I want for Christmas is a BAC of .3+.
and a get out of jail free card

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
:gas:

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Jesus Christ OP you have the facial hair of 9 year old Muslim kid.

:eyepop:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

unterdude posted:

guys,

i have the high SMV (edm dj @ prive),

im preselected


but the hb7.5+ i've been hitting on hasn't replied to my texts.. help

here's a pic of me from last thursday when i tried to pull and isolate her..



nice hdr. really makes your forehead glisten.

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
this isthe girl i'm trying to hit on, this is from her insta (no im not giving it to u guys, lol)



any of u guys have strats to deal with her? shes usually around orbiters so i need AMOG strats pls

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that girl looks underage dude


if that's really you in the pic then shave your face and get a more stylish haircut and some better clothes and then MAYBE. also your face is red as gently caress in that photo what's up dog?

also if she isn't replying to your texts then leave her alone because you seem desperate after the second message that she hasn't replied to.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

tell her that her nosering makes her nose look big then she will be putty in your hands hth

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

final2percent posted:

tell her that her nosering makes her nose look big then she will be putty in your hands hth

negging isn't just insulting *sigh* why are people so bad at this

you have to say 'oh that's super cute! My niece has one in the same spot!' or something like that. Complimentary but not gushing over it like a moron and maybe even insinuating something about her.

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
already tried negging her (HI, GRANDMA!)

FR:

when she heard HI!, she swung her head around and her eyes got big and she started smilin

then she heard grandma, kinda frowned, and turned back around
how'd i do, goons?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you wouldn't neg her anyway, the negs are for the actual hottest person at the bar getting hit on every few minutes


unterdude posted:

already tried negging her (HI, GRANDMA!)

FR:

when she heard HI!, she swung her head around and her eyes got big and she started smilin

then she heard grandma, kinda frowned, and turned back around
how'd i do, goons?

awful. NEGS ARE NOT INSULTS. now she thinks you're either dissing her fashion sense (BAD) or you're saying she looks old (BAD BAD).

should said like 'hey stranger' implying that you want to get to know her a little better.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.instagram.com/lomariee/

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

oh well OP is just making poo poo up then lol

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

unterdude posted:

already tried negging her (HI, GRANDMA!)

FR:

when she heard HI!, she swung her head around and her eyes got big and she started smilin

then she heard grandma, kinda frowned, and turned back around
how'd i do, goons?

she probably didn't get it and thought you were talking to someone else next time tap her on the shoulder, stare in her eyes, and say (slowly) GRRAAAANDMAAAA while pointing a finger at her

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


"wow girl you need to go easy on the fries"

How is that for negging?

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay

wow dude, loving creepy,

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

oh well OP is just making poo poo up then lol

:shrug:

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

unterdude posted:

wow dude, loving creepy,

google image search.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

heres a pic of my GF hehe shes just posting on the forums empty quoting me :)



luv u hon!!!

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
You got chubby cheeks and a very thin nose, you'll probably never find love that you don't buy on a street corner.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

numberoneposter posted:

heres a pic of my GF hehe shes just posting on the forums empty quoting me :)



luv u hon!!!

:woof:

naem
May 29, 2011

unterdude posted:

guys,

i have the high SMV (edm dj @ prive),

im preselected


but the hb7.5+ i've been hitting on hasn't replied to my texts.. help

here's a pic of me from last thursday when i tried to pull and isolate her..



You also have "the dad jowls" and "rape hair"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

numberoneposter posted:

heres a pic of my GF hehe shes just posting on the forums empty quoting me :)



luv u hon!!!

noooo

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
You fuckin suck op, please stop making threads

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

numberoneposter posted:

and a get out of jail free card

along with my keys

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
here's a candid pic of my HBB i took the other day lol

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

unterdude posted:

guys,

i have the high SMV (edm dj @ prive),

im preselected


but the hb7.5+ i've been hitting on hasn't replied to my texts.. help

here's a pic of me from last thursday when i tried to pull and isolate her..



Op you're on the right track with the headphones but you need more peacock in accessories - how about a VR helmet from Oculus? Just wear that poo poo everywhere

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
People take the +++ thing to far IMO. Those are like 5s tops.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

next time you dj do it in a really passive aggressive way.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
lmao does Fila still exist?

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


op you should ask for some shoulders instead

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

ScrubLeague posted:

lmao does Fila still exist?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

You can get some HB7 lead at Staples. 7.5 sounds like some custom drafting poo poo, though. Hope this helps

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

You can get some HB7 lead at Staples. 7.5 sounds like some custom drafting poo poo, though. Hope this helps

There are people that still draft with pencils instead of autocad?

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
its kinda cool that when i saw that chicks face i was like hmm id like to see her butt and then lo did a link to the butt appear. amen.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
load more? haha if you insist

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

numberoneposter posted:

heres a pic of my GF hehe shes just posting on the forums empty quoting me :)



luv u hon!!!

What a homely looking bitch

Lol good luck banging that piece of trash when she turns 30 and balloons to her grandmothers size lol nice job dork

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Don Tacorleone posted:

What a homely looking bitch

Lol good luck banging that piece of trash when she turns 30 and balloons to her grandmothers size lol nice job dork
wow a rude person on something awful . dot :mad:

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