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A very reliable source told me that Luke Skylarker is determined to make it past second base with Princess Laya and slam a home run. I know he succeeds but I don't know in which sequel.
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Dec 24, 2015 09:47
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gnarlyhotep posted:I'm gonna change the thread title to part of it yes that's Good.
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Dec 24, 2015 09:48
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NObodiesGeek posted:A very reliable source told me that Luke Skylarker is determined to make it past second base with Princess Laya and slam a home run. I know he succeeds but I don't know in which sequel. jesus crhist man read the thread before posting
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Dec 24, 2015 09:48
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"kylo ren" is a really stupid name
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Dec 24, 2015 09:53
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bylo stimpy
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Dec 24, 2015 09:54
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maybe JJ is going for a new cartoon duo
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Dec 24, 2015 09:55
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maybe I have underestimated his genius
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Dec 24, 2015 09:56
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nah
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Dec 24, 2015 09:56
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gnarlyhotep posted:bylo stimpy as a pun this was a miss sorry gnarles 
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Dec 24, 2015 09:57
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Hell Yeah posted:as a pun this was a miss sorry gnarles I have yet to see you do better, jack gently caress
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Dec 24, 2015 09:57
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Kylo Ren is actualy Kylo Ben is actually Solo Ben is actually Ben Solo!!!!! or skywalker I dunno. Also Luke's lasersword is in a box and tries to defend itself against girl cooties by hacking rey's mind.
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Dec 24, 2015 09:59
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Kylo = Skywalker + Solo You're welcome.
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Dec 24, 2015 10:00
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gnarlyhotep posted:I have yet to see you do better, jack gently caress http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3757223&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post454200524 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2015 10:01
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Luke spends the entirety of the movie crying on some planet because J.J. retconned his entire self-insert fanfiction where he is super powerful. Also known as the EU.
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Dec 24, 2015 10:02
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Hell Yeah posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3757223&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post454200524 once again, this has nothing to do with Star Wars spoilers
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Dec 24, 2015 10:02
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Finn has no history of insubordination but then he is insubordinate and gets a rad jacket as a result.
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Dec 24, 2015 10:05
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Other forums mods are having fits about people spoiling the new star wars movies and I can't even coax my people into it what the gently caress come on GBS, I thought you were better than this
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Dec 24, 2015 10:09
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The bad guy doesn't die at the end so that the series can have an actual antagonist for more than a single film. But they go a bit overboard and neither of the main villains die and the only casualties are Han and all of the Storm Troopers, who we learn are just kidnapped children subjected to mind-washing.
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Dec 24, 2015 10:10
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Atlas Hugged posted:The bad guy doesn't die at the end so that the series can have an actual antagonist for more than a single film. But they go a bit overboard and neither of the main villains die and the only casualties are Han and all of the Storm Troopers, who we learn are just kidnapped children subjected to mind-washing. loving FINALLY thank you!
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Dec 24, 2015 10:11
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theres another death star and they blow it up again
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Dec 24, 2015 10:14
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rey finds luke at the end
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Dec 24, 2015 10:16
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a spaceship blew up and then there were lasers and then people had lightsabers and they fought each other and then chewbacca was there and then a lady said "may the force be with you"
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Dec 24, 2015 10:18
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Broenheim posted:a spaceship blew up and then there were lasers and then people had lightsabers and they fought each other and then chewbacca was there and then a lady said "may the force be with you" sorry that's too generic needs more specific action and stupid names like "kylo ren" or "bylo stimpy"
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Dec 24, 2015 10:22
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gnarlyhotep posted:Other forums mods are having fits about people spoiling the new star wars movies and I can't even coax my people into it Ok, since the Luke thing wasn't enough, here, Starkiller base is a former planet turned Super Death Star after the First Order drained the energy from a star. The First Order uses it to destroy the main Republic worlds, which will leads to crazy poo poo going down in Episode 8. Also, it's destroyed by some massive attack which is where Chewy, Han, their team, and the recently freed Rey plant some thermal detonators. This is also where Kylo Ren experiences his patricide moment with Han. Rey finally finds Luke at the end of the film, and offers him Anakin's/Luke's first lightsaber. Do spoilers for the new spin-off movies count? imdb posted:Rogue One: A Star Wars Story: The rebels succeed in stealing the plans and that leads to the DS being destroyed by Hayden Christiensen's son.
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Dec 24, 2015 10:23
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Luke/Anakin's lightsaber speaks to Rey with the voices of the dead Jedi children Darth Vader murdered at the end of Episode 3 thus turning something from the prequels into something kind of cool.
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Dec 24, 2015 10:25
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There's an even eviler Emperor called Snook and you know how when the Emperor spoke to Vader his hologram was like, 4 inches tall? Well Snook has his holograms be like, 20 meters tall and overbearing like Godzilla. Then we find out he's a midget burn victim who is pulling a Wizard of Oz trick to get people to be afraid of him.
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Dec 24, 2015 10:25
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YES!! Thank you!! May the sp[oilers be with you!!
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Dec 24, 2015 10:27
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I hope a million people see this and are made very unhappy because they think stories always need to be surprises. Guess what bitches Santa Claus isn't real!
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Dec 24, 2015 10:30
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By finishing what Vader started, Kylo means bringing down the empire and he had to kill han before snoke would finish his training and then kylo throws snoke down another death star hole Luke's training of kylo was about of letting go of personal attachments, loves etc for the greater good and was what set him on this path The next death star will blow up twenty planets at once and be the size of a sun
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Dec 24, 2015 10:30
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bitterandtwisted posted:The next death star will blow up twenty planets at once and be the size of a sun so it will be like my dick, basically
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Dec 24, 2015 10:31
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ha ha very funny post
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Dec 24, 2015 10:35
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I thought so too, thanks
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Dec 24, 2015 10:39
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snoke is a really bad name but at some point JJ must have just thought "gently caress it, the nerds will buy all the toys anyway" and just let it slide
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Dec 24, 2015 10:45
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Chewbacca throws a water fountain through the wall of the millennium falcon and uses the hole to flee, finally escaping han's condescending tyranny but also dying in space.
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Dec 24, 2015 10:51
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Moon Atari posted:Chewbacca throws a water fountain through the wall of the millennium falcon and uses the hole to flee I tried to use this as a thread title but it's too long I'd like to use rotating spoilers as the title
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Dec 24, 2015 10:55
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jon snow is a targaryen
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Dec 24, 2015 11:16
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God Dies
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Dec 24, 2015 11:17
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gnarlyhotep posted:Who is Kylo Ren? Kylo Ren is a gay millenial edward scissorhands looking motherfucker only with a lame lightsaber instead of scissors and he has no apparent motivation other GOD I HATE YOU DAD I AM 13 YEARS OLD.
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