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Imagine you have a son that's like 12 years old and you can tell he's turning into a huge idiot nerd with no social skills. Where did you fail and how are you going to correct it?
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Dec 24, 2015 19:55
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Imagine you have a son that's like 12 years old and you can tell he's turning into a huge idiot nerd with no social skills. Can you give me your parents' phone number so I can do some research before answering?
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Dec 24, 2015 19:56
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"I'm proud of you, son" I say passing the Cheetos
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Dec 24, 2015 19:57
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i am the huge idiot nerd with no social skills how the gently caress did i manage to get a 12 year old kid??
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Dec 24, 2015 19:57
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Tell your dad to post his own threads, OP
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Dec 24, 2015 19:58
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Demonachizer posted:Can you give me your parents' phone number so I can do some research before answering?
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Dec 24, 2015 19:58
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i cut clean through that gordian knot when i had my vasectomy at age 26
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Dec 24, 2015 19:58
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having kids seems like a pretty big misstep in general
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Dec 24, 2015 19:58
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gift him an account here make s ure he posts only in pyf
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Dec 24, 2015 19:59
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lol this won't ever happen since kids instinctively rebel against their parents
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Dec 24, 2015 19:59
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www posted:i am the huge idiot nerd with no social skills how the gently caress did i manage to get a 12 year old kid?? i said IMAGINE. use your IMAGINATION. gently caress it okay fine, something awful forums user www, in your case you managed to bribe a social services worker into falsifying paperwork so that you could adopt a 12 y.o. son. it turns out he has the crippling nerd syndrome. you will go to prison if you attempt to "return" him. what now
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Dec 24, 2015 20:01
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www posted:i am the huge idiot nerd with no social skills how the gently caress did i manage to get a 12 year old kid?? You met a huge idiot lady nerd obviously
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Dec 24, 2015 20:01
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Leave him stranded in the woods he either dies or becomes a man
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Dec 24, 2015 20:03
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flip this question around: what do you do if you kid starts to turn into a jocky bully like real homoerotic poo poo like pantsing dudes, wiping his cum on other dudes as a gag or teabagging at slumber parties how do you handle that?
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Dec 24, 2015 20:04
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huskarl_marx posted:flip this question around: what do you do if you kid starts to turn into a jocky bully tell him it's okay to be into dudes and that there are better and more fulfilling ways of expressing his sexuality
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Dec 24, 2015 20:06
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Tell him the proper lies he should be telling to girls so he can get pussy at that age, make sure he can bring them to the house and I'm definitely not around. Pussy cures nerdism every time!
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Dec 24, 2015 20:06
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Son of Rodney posted:lol this won't ever happen since kids instinctively rebel against their parents
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Dec 24, 2015 20:17
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LATE TERM ABORTIONS ARE NOT ILLEGAL IF THE KID IS YOUNGER THAN 21. SOURCE: GBS.
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Dec 24, 2015 20:31
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seeing as we are imagining I just turn into Goku and teach him how to battle enemies like a baller.
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Dec 24, 2015 20:32
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Make sure he knows it's okay to gently caress fat women because that's what he's gonna get But also make sure he understands it's gross
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Dec 24, 2015 20:34
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i shrug and put my oculus rift back on and resume my vr porn
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Dec 24, 2015 20:35
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huskarl_marx posted:flip this question around: what do you do if you kid starts to turn into a jocky bully I'd send him to one of those brutal camps for rebellious teens where they get beaten and raped and poo poo, then refuse to pay them so they keep him.
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Dec 24, 2015 20:38
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Laurenz posted:Leave him stranded in the woods Or Grant Ward. Oh I am the nerd child brb gotta find some woods.
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Dec 24, 2015 20:47
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make him lift weights. it wont fix him but at least he'll be an idiot nerd with a decent body. i then marry him to an outgoing girl with social skills and a desire to "fix" things. she probably pressures him to adopt a pit bull that may or may not maul their first born but its the best i can do.
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Dec 24, 2015 21:18
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LegoPirateNinja posted:make him lift weights. it wont fix him but at least he'll be an idiot nerd with a decent body. i then marry him to an outgoing girl with social skills and a desire to "fix" things. The weights will probably just crush him
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Dec 24, 2015 21:19
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i said IMAGINE. use your IMAGINATION. i appreciate you took the time to change the question to fit my circumstances but I honestly dont know how to answer, i struggle to keep myself alive i dont think i would cope with a 12 year old running about.
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Dec 24, 2015 21:23
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Demonachizer posted:Can you give me your parents' phone number so I can do some research before answering? Someone needed to say it.
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Dec 24, 2015 21:37
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This would be a wonderful opportunity to bond with your (imagined) offspring, unfortunately you are so emotionally neutered and an awkward social misfit it has no chance of happening. Even in your imagination. Nerd.
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Dec 24, 2015 21:42
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hunt him for sport. it isnt like there is a shortage of shithead 12 year olds.
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Dec 24, 2015 22:06
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Imagine you have a son that's like 12 years old and you can tell he's turning into a huge idiot nerd with no social skills. It's never to late to check him for Asperger Syndrome. Not that a diagnosis will change him, but it sounds like you are the one that needs to change anyways.
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Dec 24, 2015 22:32
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LegoPirateNinja posted:make him lift weights. it wont fix him but at least he'll be an idiot nerd with a decent body. i then marry him to an outgoing girl with social skills and a desire to "fix" things. D, d-dad??
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Dec 24, 2015 22:43
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Take him to a goon meet or animes convention. If you don't get your poo poo together this will be you, son.
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Dec 24, 2015 22:51
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Imagine you have a son that's like 12 years old and you can tell he's turning into a huge idiot nerd with no social skills. I'm not going to correct it, I'm just going to emotionally abuse them and tell them that the things they like and do to relieve themselves from the stress of the world are the problem until they try to commit suicide to get away from me this thread is great man imagine doing that to someone hahaha ha...
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Dec 24, 2015 22:53
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maporfic posted:It's never to late to check him for Asperger Syndrome. Not that a diagnosis will change him, but it sounds like you are the one that needs to change anyways. the tests come back negative. what do you do now CJacobs posted:I'm not going to correct it, I'm just going to emotionally abuse them and tell them that the things they like and do to relieve themselves from the stress of the world are the problem until they try to commit suicide to get away from me great, your son can't even manage to kill himself without failing. how do you bear this shame upon your family?
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Dec 24, 2015 23:08
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It's a hip-hop operating system.
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Dec 24, 2015 23:11
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Tell him he's being an idiot nerd and that it's going to ruin his life. Then we'd go lift weights.
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Dec 24, 2015 23:12
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Teach him to drink well, and with others.
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Dec 24, 2015 23:13
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get him a hooker to steal their innocence away
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Dec 24, 2015 23:14
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Rape him. Nothing straraightens youth better than a little incestuous rape. Next time he goes to watch star trek voyager put on a Neelix mask and rape again. Problem solved
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Dec 24, 2015 23:18
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I'd send him to live with the mudfolk for a year. That outta toughen the little poo poo up
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Dec 24, 2015 23:19
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