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I put my idiot nerd son in military school or something. We don't speak. His mother handles that.
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You shouldn't be looking for parenting advice in a dead comedy forum, op. If your son is turning into a nerd loser with no social skills, just pretend it isn't happening while you drink yourself to death to repent for loving up his upbringing.
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Dec 25, 2015 14:54
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Beat the little poo poo into submission during nightly drunken rampages. Then sell his organs on the black market for liquor money.
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Dec 25, 2015 15:15
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I was thinking about this the other day except I was thinking specifically about what I would do it my kid told me that they were a furry I don't think I could accept them anymore tbqh
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Dec 25, 2015 15:32
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Ehud posted:I don't think I could accept them anymore tbqh
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Dec 25, 2015 16:07
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Ehud posted:I was thinking about this the other day except I was thinking specifically about what I would do it my kid told me that they were a furry Back in the old days a parents worst fears would be that their child turned out to be gay. Now there's much much worse things out there
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Dec 25, 2015 16:19
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CharlestonJew posted:Back in the old days a parents worst fears would be that their child turned out to be gay. My biggest fear is that my child will have Celiac disease or some stupid peanut allergy. It can be gayer than a queer octopus at a boner buffet so long as I don't have to stop eating foods I like.
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Dec 25, 2015 16:39
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I.C. posted:I put my idiot nerd son in military school or something. We don't speak. His mother handles that. If you're not watching top gun with your son while licking your lips at the shower scenes it's no wonder you've failed. Women don't know what kids need
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Dec 25, 2015 17:22
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Finally, someone to cover my rear end in online games
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Dec 25, 2015 18:17
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Ehud posted:I was thinking about this the other day except I was thinking specifically about what I would do it my kid told me that they were a furry my worst nightmare
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Dec 25, 2015 18:31
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idk having a son means i've had sex with a woman at least once so at that point i'm pretty much set op
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Dec 25, 2015 19:10
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Drop him in the inner city, give him $50 dollars, and a gun. Tell him hes going on an adventure.
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Dec 25, 2015 19:20
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Frankenstyle posted:Same as my last two families. I "go out for cigarettes" and never look back. 
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Dec 25, 2015 19:20
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Man this comic is so bad and always with the idiot author in the corner The author is the idiot nerd son imo
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Dec 25, 2015 19:23
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I was an idiot nerd at 12 so my dad: - gave me all the cds of classic rock bands he listened to when he was young (that helped) - would insist on talking about whatever during long drives (lived in Ohio) so he could better understand my opinions and desires and also lend his real world advice on women, finances, other people's behavior - told me about all the mistakes he made as a teenage stoner surfer dude that kept him from going further in life All said my dad turned me around by talking and connecting more.
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Dec 25, 2015 19:24
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Constant Hamprince posted:idk having a son means i've had sex with a woman at least once Alternatively, you have a son through artificial insemination, which means the above may not ever be the case.
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Dec 25, 2015 19:26
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Toadvine posted:I was an idiot nerd at 12 so my dad: your dad is an awesome dad
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Dec 25, 2015 19:28
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huskarl_marx posted:i cut clean through that gordian knot when i had my vasectomy at age 26 Lol Jesus christ. You should have swallowed the iron pill instead of submitting to being a feminazi slave.
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Dec 25, 2015 19:30
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Ahundredbux posted:Man this comic is so bad and always with the idiot author in the corner no way, kellys are always gold are you one of those idiot jerkoffs who literally cannot find humor in any comic
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Dec 25, 2015 19:35
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Constant Hamprince posted:idk having a son means i've had sex with a woman at least once so at that point i'm pretty much set op It just means your wife had to have sex though?
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Dec 25, 2015 19:38
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ThirdPartyView posted:Alternatively, you have a son through artificial insemination, which means the above may not ever be the case. try breaking into womens' homes and jizzing in their underwear, hth
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Dec 25, 2015 20:11
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BuckarooBanzai posted:It just means your wife had to have sex though? lol cuck
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Dec 25, 2015 20:11
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Toadvine posted:I was an idiot nerd at 12 so my dad: my stepdad told me about how he was a stoner but fell rear end-backwards into opportunity that he wasted mostly on beer and coke and it didn't really help so i grew up and bought an sa account
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Dec 25, 2015 23:14
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Shima Honnou posted:my stepdad told me about how he was a stoner but fell rear end-backwards into opportunity that he wasted mostly on beer and coke and it didn't really help so i grew up and bought an sa account Hey man, We all bought an sa account
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Dec 25, 2015 23:30
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:no way, kellys are always gold Yeah
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Dec 25, 2015 23:33
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Slowly start to convince him he's retarded. Send him to a camp for retarded children. Take photos of him whenever he is doing dumb things and keep those photos forever, break out the photo album and casually talk about how happy you are he found a girlfriend who was willing to take on such a huge responsibility. Start telling him it's ok if he wants you to you'll buy him diapers. He will rebel against you. He will prove to you by any means necessary that he is the least retarded kid in the entire world. If you ever catch him playing with pokemon cards, or arguing with people on world of warcraft, take photos and videos. The reason you are doing so is because that's just what he is doing, you are doing nothing wrong by documenting it as his legal guardian. Eventually he will get a job and move out of the house. But he will have over compensated and gotten too good a job leaving him no time to waste his life doing dumb nerd poo poo.
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Dec 25, 2015 23:34
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Ahundredbux posted:Man this comic is so bad and always with the idiot author in the corner Keep in mind that they always mean the opposite of what they seem to mean.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:00
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Nathilus posted:Keep in mind that they always mean the opposite of what they seem to mean. is that this 'irony' thing i keep hearing about
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Dec 26, 2015 00:03
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Drive him into the deep forest on a fall day. Hand him a bottle of liquor and a tick collar. Tell him to come home in three full moon cycles. If he makes it back, problem solved. If not, problem solved.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:45
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MiracleWhale posted:is that this 'irony' thing i keep hearing about Actually in this particular case I think we're talking about basic sarcasm. It could also be considered irony in one of its forms, but I always read that comic in my most sarcastic mental voice, and imagine the aythor rolling his eyes continuously as he makes them.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:48
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I'll buy him an SA account and let goons raise him, same way my parents raised me.
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Dec 26, 2015 01:17
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huskarl_marx posted:flip this question around: what do you do if you kid starts to turn into a jocky bully What's the problem? He will be alpha and cool, just with dudes, which is totally normal.
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Wintermutant posted:Tell your dad to post his own threads, OP
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