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The Golden Gael
Nov 12, 2011

We're old, and old people like to reminisce. Particularly about how today's kids are missing out. In particular, people who grew up in the 70, 80s, or 90s are good at this because it's still relatively fresh in our memories.

A lot of these things happen to be deemed "unsafe", like this example below:

whereas others just fell out of style and are ridiculous these days, such as most fashions. Other things, like buying cigarettes for your parents, obviously don't happen anymore either.

What things do you remember? Why do kids have it bad nowadays?

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Jul 23, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
The innocent comedy stylings of Bill Cosby.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012



Oversized shoulder pads with undersized jerseys

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
pogs

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Granddad

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Woods/dumpster porn, specifically print pornography.

Der Luftwaffle
Dec 29, 2008
The feeling that your government or employer was looking out for you and that everything would be OK.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Let me take a stab at this

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
mum and dad :(

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Physical cables that you connected from your gameboy to another gameboy for rad Pokemon battles.

Also purple Nyko gameboy lights.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Rocko's Modern Life.

Well I mean you can still watch it but new episodes aren't made anymore. That show was far more brilliant than it ever got credit for.

NarwhalParty
Jul 23, 2010

There was also another line of drinks that came out about the same time that were "international" flavors and I remember one being made with yuzu fruit that I really liked.

Also,

I know they still make it, but it's no longer available in the states. Went to Europe last year and gorged myself.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I don't know what it was called, but it was a big metal pole sticking out of the ground and two swings were attached to a pole that went through the top of the other pole. There's definitely a better way to describe it -- the swings weren't really normal swings and it spun in a circle. It was in the corner of the playground in a sorta dark spot so there were always a ton of daddy longlegs. That has nothing to do with the dynamics of this thing. Or maybe it does. Has anyone seen this? Now I want to ask my mom if she remembers it. I didn't especially like it, but maybe because I could never figure out how it worked or was too small or something.

e: OK, well, I Googled "weird spinning swingset dangerous" and this came up --



So, imagine that, but no face and the 'arms' are longer and turn on a central single pole. I'm gonna ask my mom.

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Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

I.C. posted:

e: OK, well, I Googled "weird spinning swingset dangerous" and this came up --



So, imagine that, but no face and the 'arms' are longer and turn on a central single pole. I'm gonna ask my mom.

I like the orange in the corner. What the hell.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Eeyo posted:

I like the orange in the corner. What the hell.

If that thing was in my neighborhood I'd offer it sacrifices too. Sometimes, though, all you have is a piece of fruit. You just kind of lay it down and hope you can find something more appeasing before it smites you.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

NarwhalParty posted:


There was also another line of drinks that came out about the same time that were "international" flavors and I remember one being made with yuzu fruit that I really liked.

Also,

I know they still make it, but it's no longer available in the states. Went to Europe last year and gorged myself.

My mouth started watering when I saw this. Fire and Rain were god-tier beverages, and I somehow completely forgot they existed.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Mimeograph/Ditto machines, the purple-texted papers that were produced from said machines, and that certain smell :allears:

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



Same.

Merry Christmas everybody!

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Discovery zone and it's kin. We had an awesome local one that was like 3000sq ft of tubes and slides and ball pits and foam poo poo to climb on....

Probably all closed due to lawsuit concerns, since there was no way in hell that poo poo could be sanitary, plus I know I wound up bruised and battered from jumping from great Heights into the ball pit

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Got to go with Mom.

Happy holidays!!!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Transformers. The good ones that were made of metal and turned into real cars not like made-up 'space cars' or whatever

You could knock your little brother's teeth out super easy with those

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


I never actually liked the stuff, but I appreciate that it existed.

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
Honey crunch corn flakes

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I was gonna say that program pizza hutt used to do where you get a free pan pizza for reading or whatever, but apparently it still exists. I would've figured it'd be discontinued by now since it promotes fast food to kids. I used to love that poo poo cause I already loved reading so it was like free pizza all the time



(New version obviously)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Also related to books in elementary school, a few times a year we'd get catalogs of books to choose from where some of the proceeds went to the school and you got prizes the more books you bought and my parents would always get me a ton. It was like a minor version or Christmas or a birthday to me. Probably like a Scholastic program

Kinda looked like this but it was like 30+ pages long

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Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Also related to books in elementary school, a few times a year we'd get catalogs of books to choose from where some of the proceeds went to the school and you got prizes the more books you bought and my parents would always get me a ton. It was like a minor version or Christmas or a birthday to me. Probably like a Scholastic program

Kinda looked like this but it was like 30+ pages long



If you didn't have your gymacafetorium (are those even still a thing? My nephew's elementary school had all three separate. With an auditorium with cloth seats. :gronk:) turned into the giant scholastic book Fair once a quarter then you totally missed out.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AA is for Quitters posted:

If you didn't have your gymacafetorium (are those even still a thing? My nephew's elementary school had all three separate. With an auditorium with cloth seats. :gronk:) turned into the giant scholastic book Fair once a quarter then you totally missed out.

We definitely had a gymcafetorium in my school but for some reason the scholastic bookfairs were in the main school entrance/lobby. I'm assuming it was just less work than folding up all the big long lunchtables with built in seats. Also halfway through my elementary school years they built an add-on that turned into the main indoor gym, presumably for the same reason, which made it just a cafetorium

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Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

25¢ chips. When I was a child you could buy a bag of chips, a Day's soda, and a Tastykake Chocolate Junior for a dollar. Now that's like 2$. Kids just can't start their journey towards obesity for cheap anymore.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Lonely Virgil posted:

25¢ chips. When I was a child you could buy a bag of chips, a Day's soda, and a Tastykake Chocolate Junior for a dollar. Now that's like 2$. Kids just can't start their journey towards obesity for cheap anymore.

I can do you one better. When I was a kid in the early 70s, you could get a 12oz canned soda and a bag of chips for a quarter.

:corsair:

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My innocence.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Intact intervertebral disks. Also rhinoceroses

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
A head of lettuce that didn't cost over 50 cents.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Orbitz

Gross drinks with little balls of wax gelatin. gently caress I miss them.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Inzombiac posted:

Orbitz

Gross drinks with little balls of wax gelatin. gently caress I miss them.

Rarely was I so disapointed with something as a kid. How could a drink that looked that cool be so bad. They're still the most 90s drink I can think of next to Surge

JuulPodSaveAmerica
Aug 29, 2012
looking forward to positive things

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
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Positive thing: Leaded gasoline

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Inzombiac posted:

Orbitz

Gross drinks with little balls of wax gelatin. gently caress I miss them.

I was on TV TWICE about those stupid things. The worst thing, the little gobs of goo weren't the gross part, it was how sugary the drink itself was.

Action figures that were not intended to be collectibles.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

I think I know maybe two school librarians who actually like Scholastic Book Fairs. Sometimes the fair kits come with Scholastic reps/vendors who are all about selling products and services to staff, sometimes the kits come on their own for the librarian to set up and take down solo. Plus Scholastic has all sorts of rules about when and where and how to run the thing.

As a cataloger....gently caress book fair books and their "intended for the school market" bullcrap and making a new MARC record for a title because Scholastic's the publisher instead of Macmillan or Harper or whoever.

I wish I could still find these in a vending machine:

(I know they're sold as TGIFridays' chips but not the plain ones.)

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Jan 22, 2015

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