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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Force de Fappe posted:

careful with that poo poo or you go full on berserkr and chew somebodys larynx out

Or just take an incredibly foul poo poo the next day.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
My step mom tried mead for the first time a year ago and drank the bottle because it was delicious. She threw up then had a brutal hangover all the next day. She doesn't like mead too much anymore.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Slim Pickens posted:

My step mom tried mead for the first time a year ago and drank the bottle because it was delicious. She threw up then had a brutal hangover all the next day. She doesn't like mead too much anymore.

Wanna party with that mom.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

ManMythLegend posted:

Wanna party with that mom.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
go to literally any college campus in a week and you can meet that mom, but 30 years ago.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

gently caress is going on

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Bernard and Beanie moving in together.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Smiling Jack posted:

gently caress is going on

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

lol

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Welp okay then

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

:boom:

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

a low bar

(also lol)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

lmbo

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
got some cool gifts but still didnt get what i really want :sigh:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

drat

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

burst into flames after reading this sick burn

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

:dunkedon:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
when there's someone or something great to be burned, GiP has the sickest loving burns i've witnessed in my life

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug
Voting for Beanie. #feelthebean

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

:thurman:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Slim Pickens posted:

The best detective in beanie's family is actually his wife

:vince;

subterfudge
Aug 5, 2015
What's the last time a GIPPER got this rekt? Caro?

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009
The stolen valor takedown here was legitimately the peak of post Lassiez's Faire Something Awful. I'll always remember that call out thread.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
You mean IDR? That was pretty loving :stare:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Has beanie posted recently? Wife might've murdered him.

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Dear beanie if you are dead, plz post pics of ur wife's b-hole. TIA

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

A great way to punish your husband would be to post nudes here.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Deathy McDeath posted:

Has beanie posted recently? Wife might've murdered him.

He's got to be proper hosed if he's stuck in a hotel with no wifi.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
RIP Beanieson, I'll try to dig for that O-4-screwing-every-German-hooker-ever-while-salvaging-his-marriage-story as we await his response.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I have a honey Mead hangover, may have included some wine as well. Now I get to spend 14 hours driving. Yay holidays.....

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU


merry post-pissmass you worthless mugs

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
It's Boxing Day you uneducated swine.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
no sane person celebrates boxing day

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
I crashed on my sister's couch after drinking way too many rum and coke zeros last night. I woke up at about 5am with a huge hangover, and heard a rustling on the floor. In a haze, I look down to see wrapping paper shredded literally everywhere on the floor. I had no idea where my phone or glasses were. After slowly, carefully scouring the floor for about 5 minutes I found my glasses in two pieces, with scratches all over the lenses. I quickly found my phone intact, but with bite marks all over the otterbox.



This little bitch is the culprit.




Merry Christmas, you fuckers.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Good dog

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Old beanie is dead. New beanie is Mrs. Beanie walking around wearing beanie's face like a mask.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
:stare:

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