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recreational scuba fucks get out
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Dec 25, 2015 19:50
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https://twitter.com/appleyard_a It seems he was a classic language professor. He also speaks Klingon: http://www.kli.org/activities/email-discussion-group/?tlhy=2015&tlhm=February&tlhp=msg00042.html And he also knows Quenya (LOTR): http://tolklang.quettar.org/articles/Appleyard.Quenya His Wikipedia user page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Anthony_Appleyard) shows he got an award for something really in his wheelhouse: 
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Dec 25, 2015 19:54
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That Cailsdack operative has extremely luxurious lips
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you can download all his 3d models, featuring favorites like man in diving suit, man in skintight suit, and APS Russian underwater rifle http://www.buckrogers.demon.co.uk/3d/3d.htmDarkman Fanpage posted:recreational scuba fucks get out  
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Dec 25, 2015 19:57
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That Stahl helm gray scuba man is dope. Downloading those models, I'm going to animate them.
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Dec 25, 2015 20:00
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so is this guy for draconian diving laws or is it a parody of diving laws in the UK?
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Dec 25, 2015 20:04
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Edgar posted:That Stahl helm gray scuba man is dope. I can't wait to see the shoehorn one in action assisting SEA PATROL in some manner!
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Dec 25, 2015 20:05
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I almost have no words. Maybe... 5? yes, 5.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bDY0DfEjmo "Eins, zwei, drei, alle!" Ooooh, you cannot reach me now Ooooh, no matter how you try Goodbye, sport diving, it's over Walk on by.  Sitting in a sub here behind my mask Waiting for the patrol to come. In perfect isolation here behind my mask Waiting for the patrol to come.  We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Plymouth Town Hall where we're going to be...  Waiting to cut out the deadwood. Waiting to clean up the beach. Waiting to follow the sea patrol. Waiting to put on a scuba suit. Waiting to weed out the divers. Waiting to smash in their boats And kick in their tanks. Waiting for the final solution For total dive safety. Waiting to follow the sea patrol. Waiting to turn on the showers And fire the boats. Waiting for the recs and the sports and poachers and fishers Waiting to follow the sea patrol!  Would you like to see Britannia Rule again, my friend? All you have to do is follow the sea patrol. Would you like to send unsafe divers Home again, my friend?  All you need to do is follow the sea patrol.  The Sea Patrol will convene outside Seaton. We'll be moving along at about 12 o'clock down the beach {.... ......}  ... twelve minutes to three we'll be moving along Sidmouth towards Exeter. SEA PATROL! SEA PATROL! SEA PATROL!  Now when we get to the other side of Exeter we're in Exmouth area. SEA PATROL! SEA PATROL! SEA PATROL!  It's quite possible we may encounter some {.....} by the way we go. {... ..}." SEA PATROL! SEA PATROL! SEA PATROL!  SEA PATROL! SEA PATROL! SEA PATROL! STOP! Testikles fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Dec 25, 2015 |
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Dec 25, 2015 20:10
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do you think he has a sonic OC that meets the seapatrol? also is that one thing like a giant sub vacuum for vacuuming up scuba divers lmao
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Testikles posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bDY0DfEjmo holy gently caress im about to cum 
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Dec 25, 2015 20:15
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SEA PATROL posted:And the shellfish poachers got the usual. So, SEA PATROL is killing these people, right? I mean, they should be killed of course. Totally unauthorized.
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Dec 25, 2015 20:19
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i like the excellent use of the trout tag, 5'd without reading
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Dec 25, 2015 20:21
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amusinginquiry fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Dec 25, 2015 |
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Dec 25, 2015 20:24
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I dont mean to doubt SeaPatrol's methods, but
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Dec 25, 2015 20:31
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Hot Karl Marx posted:so is this guy for draconian diving laws or is it a parody of diving laws in the UK? Honestly it could go either way No matter what, he's jacking off though
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Dec 25, 2015 20:31
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Ludicro posted:He made a video game. Are you still playing this? Need more screens
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Dec 25, 2015 20:40
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Man gently caress recreational divers
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Dec 25, 2015 20:41
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I feel like this could be Malatoria all over again. The internet really never ends, does it? 
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Dec 25, 2015 20:43
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why does SEAPATROL still wear all their scuba gear and masks and poo poo when they are on dry land executing unauthroized divers or collecting diving contraband?
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Dec 25, 2015 20:43
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I like how their submarine can walk on land and also they have tractors to collect that slutty unauthorized rec dive gear
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Dec 25, 2015 20:45
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:I feel like this could be Malatoria all over again. The internet really never ends, does it? No, and that larashots site is bizarre, too. It's screenshots of Lara Croft plus an archive of threads from a now-defunct Lara Croft forum. Unless that is a normal thing.
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Dec 25, 2015 20:48
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Nooner posted:why does SEAPATROL still wear all their scuba gear and masks and poo poo when they are on dry land executing unauthroized divers or collecting diving contraband? the tanks they wear on land are fuel tanks for their blowtorches, idiot go look back at my post wrt their standard kit
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Dec 25, 2015 21:04
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It's like the final metamorphosis of MDickie
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Dec 25, 2015 21:10
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Can any UK goons check the papers over the last few years to see if there have been any unsolved murders/ executions of recreational divers???
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Dec 25, 2015 21:15
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Mr. Appleyard posted:An emergency radio beacon started somewhere. My skipper dratted the interruption and went towards the signal. We heard and then saw three divers adrift in sport-type kit and no licence-proving sonar transponders. We have other jobs than being the lifeboat service. We were well away from nosy eyes. The skipper saw their lobster hooks and gave an order. Our Sea Patrol issue electromagnetic-powered nailguns disposed silently and efficiently of the shelfish poachers whether they were in difficulties at sea or not. Sea Patrol is not above summarily executing unlicensed lobster divers in distress, they are filth and deserve no less.
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Dec 25, 2015 21:18
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I wonder if Sea Patrol is at risk of any infighting and civil strife due to Enjoyment I mean, they all seem to be very good at their jobs, and all it would take would be one or two factions to start to enjoy taking the Walking Submarine out for a spin/ start playing with the tractor and all of a sudden the job has become Recreation... I'm worried about a Sea Patrol Civil War is what I'm saying
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Dec 25, 2015 21:27
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I SEA PATROL seems to operate outside of the government, but someone's gotta kill all those horrible unauthorized divers, shellfish poachers, and the people who support such criminals...and that somebody is Anthony Appleyard. Professor Shark, don't worry about a thing. SEA PATROL is up to the task of maintaining peace at any cost.
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Dec 25, 2015 21:33
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so what was that about destroying cars if they werent being used for work? this guy does realize that creating an elaborate fantasy world counts as recreation, right?
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Dec 25, 2015 21:36
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As soon as I get my av back I'm going to pledge myself as Official Friend of SEA PATROL, like if they encounter any mysteries involving PAWGs and they're like "Hmm, I think I know someone who can help us with this..."
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What has to happen to a culture for it to produce someone like this? I bet Thatcher is heavily involved somehow...
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Hot Karl Marx posted:so is this guy for draconian diving laws or is it a parody of diving laws in the UK? He seems to be against the sort of draconian law enforcement Sea Patrol represents, but on the other hand, he does write an awful lot about draconian law enforcement ... http://larashots.com/appleyard/seapatrol/index.htm quote:A possible near future or "alternate time line". All diving and boat use has been put under a tight naval / industrial control. Enforcing this is one of the duties of the inshore branches of the Sea Patrol. If you don't want this sort of thing to become reality, watch out for authoritarianism and officialdom creeping up on your favourite hobby. Anthrovore posted:Mr. Appleyard posted: quote:The Sea Patrol also performs general-purpose coastguard-type work and rescuing. He can't even keep his own canon straight :facepalm:
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Dec 25, 2015 21:56
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Anthrovore posted:Are you still playing this? Need more screens  Ok, sounds pretty simple to play, probably just a 2D point and click affair.  Ah. Thats an awful lot of controls for a basic DOS game.  Oh gently caress me it just keeps going on and on, loving autism has gotten into the instructions.  WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CONTROLS GOD  Still keeps going!  I've picked out a sensible name for the type of person who would run patrols such as this.  Wow, all those controls and this is quite literally the game in its entirety. To truly appreciate the majesty of this title you really need to see it in motion.  Now that I've completed the one and only level in this game, lets see how well I did.   10/10 Game of the year.
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Dec 25, 2015 22:00
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God bless you internet. I wonder if there were weirdos like this pre internet, and in some musty attic somewhere is an old trunk filled with like pages and pages of HORSE PATROL fiction and illustrations. "The filthy serf knew full well the king had passed new anti recreational horseback riding laws only days before, but thought he could get away with it! He wasn't expecting... HORSE PATROL! We dragged the shiftless miscreant from the his saddle, and beat him soundly. We then burned his horse in front of him, forcing him to smell the burning horse while he wept pitifully! *the pages are oddly discoloured near this paragraph* Our duties done, HORSE PATROL mounted up and rode off to crush all the other worthless peasants who would dare to use horses for anything but strict work related duties!" Hey I'm pretty good at this poo poo!
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Dec 25, 2015 22:08
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Ludicro posted:
Completely lost it at this part, holy gently caress
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Dec 25, 2015 22:10
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 Someone cut that gif down and give it to the op for bringing us this magical thing
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As we processed the results of these arrests, it got dark. A man in a backstreet-workshop-made amphibious power armour prowled around our base's quay, planning to be the sport divers' new defender against us. But such superhero-type methods tend not to work for long in the real world, and soon a night guard routinely disposed of him .
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i cant find an electromagnetic nail gun anywhere on amazon
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