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do you watch my strange addiction
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Have you guys ever seen this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtE

it's a guy from the show my strange addiction who says he is in love with his car

here is the full episode if you want to see him kissing his car and talking about how he has sex with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ50zPXAzBQ

do you think he's just gay and in denial about it or something? that crossed my mind when i heard that the car is a boy but i don't know much about being in love with non-living things maybe somebody can advise me on this

My favorite part of the show My Strange Addiction is when somebody who consumes something that is very obviously harmful goes to the doctor

doctor: so you've been drinking gasoline every day for 10 years?
person: yes that's correct
doctor: did you know you could die from doing that?
person: *breaks down crying* i had no idea it was this serious to drink gasoline

hahahaha

here is a lady who drinks air freshener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLLF7gqvLDY

anyways it's a pretty good show

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

hahahaha here is a lady who is addicted to being stung by bees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o33mwFOCGLY

Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!

she is really good at getting bees t sting her

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like that he is gay so now his car is also a boy because cars have genders and poo poo you know.


Listen bub, I love the hell outta my BMW, but I aint gonna gently caress it anytime soon

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
My Mother The Car has a whole new meaning now

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
How the hell can someone eat air freshener and not immediately vomit? Or gasoline for that matter? Or toilet paper? We really need a catastrophe to wipe some of us away.

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
the other car fucker in that doc is the best, if i'm thinking of the right car fucker documentary. guy knows how to enjoy the finer things in life, like ejaculating into the film crew's van's muffler while they're sleeping.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I am the disappointed father.

plape tickler
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
She likes to eat mattresses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AvC4-qcGIU

www
Aug 4, 2010

americans are loving weird, maybe isis have the right idea

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

never would have guessed

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

That's not so strange, i like to munch carpet

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Didn't they have one where a chick was addicted to like saving money every way possible so she would live in squalor, never bathe, eat out of dumpsters, and flush her toilet by dumping a bucket of her waste into the toilet?

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


Microwaves Mom posted:

Didn't they have one where a chick was addicted to like saving money every way possible so she would live in squalor, never bathe, eat out of dumpsters, and flush her toilet by dumping a bucket of her waste into the toilet?

Have a coworker who's dad is practicing at least 3/4 of these things. He's the most disgusting multimillionaire you could ever meet

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
There's this little group in England who wrote a song about this; you probably haven't heard of them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaEM4JYFPfw

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

www posted:

americans are loving weird, maybe isis have the right idea

this is all i'm getting from this thread

what a bunch of freaks

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Laurenz posted:

this is all i'm getting from this thread

what a bunch of freaks

yeah when you dont have any real problems in your life it seems people invent their own.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Honestly they should just call the show the pica half hour, since 90% of the show is just people eating seemingly inedible substances.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
There was one disgusting episode with a lady who like bathed in her pee drank her pee and nettypotted her pee up her nose. Most disgusting poo poo i've ever seen. People left to their own devices are disgusting.

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Ehud posted:

do you think he's just gay and in denial about it or something? that crossed my mind when i heard that the car is a boy but i don't know much about being in love with non-living things maybe somebody can advise me on this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality

Married to the Eiffel Tower

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