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gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine
just got one for Xmas

is it cool

I enjoy hiking, biking, climbing and lifting

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

it basically does nothing but countyour steps and doesnt even show your pulse which would actually be useful

so all in all have fun with your faggy bracelet

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I lost 30 lbs with mine before I got serious about going to the gym

so it's nice

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

I don't understand why you would ever need one.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

"I didn't work out before but now that I am wearing this fail version of an Apple Watch I am working out and losing weight all the time." Yeah, no. Nobody destined for greatness has ever said anything like this.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Son of Rodney posted:

it basically does nothing but countyour steps and doesnt even show your pulse which would actually be useful

so all in all have fun with your faggy bracelet

It does if you buy the version not for poors.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Why do you need to keep track of your pulse?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Peta posted:

Why do you need to keep track of your pulse?
improvements to the cardiovascular system only start happening once you maintain a certain minimal heart rate for a certain minimal time. I think it's usually in the 70% range for a minimum of 12 minutes or so. Once you have a certain level of physical fitness endurance sports make a lot of use of training that demands you stay within very specific heart rate ranges to produce optimal improvements for the effort expended.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

ok so they are at least semi useful then guess I learned something today

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Oberleutnant posted:

improvements to the cardiovascular system only start happening once you maintain a certain minimal heart rate for a certain minimal time. I think it's usually in the 70% range for a minimum of 12 minutes or so. Once you have a certain level of physical fitness endurance sports make a lot of use of training that demands you stay within very specific heart rate ranges to produce optimal improvements for the effort expended.

Nobody ever was able to achieve this before Fitbit.

gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine
This one says it tracks 'sleep quality'

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
Sounds like some stupid gimmick

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
i know a lot of fat people who have fitbits

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Ive got a fit DICK that I use to gently caress your MOM with


communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Peta posted:

Nobody ever was able to achieve this before Fitbit.

I wasn't advocating anybody buy a fitbit, I was answering the question of why you would need to monitor your heart rate.
And before computerised heart rate monitors people still trained by heart rate, they just did it by manually taking their pulse during training and then maintaining long, tedious logs. It's a very useful training tool, which is why literally every endurance sport uses a lot of training by heart rate.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



No I'm not fat

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I have no possessions I'm dead op

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Oberleutnant posted:

I wasn't advocating anybody buy a fitbit, I was answering the question of why you would need to monitor your heart rate.
And before computerised heart rate monitors people still trained by heart rate, they just did it by manually taking their pulse during training and then maintaining long, tedious logs. It's a very useful training tool, which is why literally every endurance sport uses a lot of training by heart rate.

You don't need to do any of this to be fit and healthy.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I don't have one but I also have dignity so :shrug:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Peta posted:

You don't need to do any of this to be fit and healthy.
You need to do exactly this if you want to be a competitive athlete because your training has to maximise performance output while minimising energy input, and at elite level nothing is left to chance - minuscule percentile differences in peformance can make the difference between an olympic gold medal or no medal at all. Even amateur, recreational and locally competitive athletes will benefit by making the best possible use of their limited training time.
Being a contrarian little bitch doesn't make you sound like a jaded badass, you know.

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
I have one as do about 20 acquaintances and friends. It's fun to compete as it gets you up and moving when you might ordinariky sit around. It's also my alarm clock, and vibrates me awake at 5 without waking up the wife. Combined with myfitnesspal, it's helped me lose 40 lbs since june.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Nooner posted:

Ive got a fit DICK that I use to gently caress your MOM with

Hehe yes I bet your D is very slender

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Oberleutnant posted:

You need to do exactly this if you want to be a competitive athlete because your training has to maximise performance output while minimising energy input, and at elite level nothing is left to chance - minuscule percentile differences in peformance can make the difference between an olympic gold medal or no medal at all. Even amateur, recreational and locally competitive athletes will benefit by making the best possible use of their limited training time.
Being a contrarian little bitch doesn't make you sound like a jaded badass, you know.

No one ever became an Olympic athlete because they bought a Fitbit. In fact I hate to break it to you but if someone got you a Fitbit for Christmas then it's not because they thought you were Olympic-level athlete.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
mine gave me a rash

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Peta posted:

No one ever became an Olympic athlete because they bought a Fitbit.

I didn't say they did.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Oberleutnant posted:

improvements to the cardiovascular system only start happening once you maintain a certain minimal heart rate for a certain minimal time. I think it's usually in the 70% range for a minimum of 12 minutes or so. Once you have a certain level of physical fitness endurance sports make a lot of use of training that demands you stay within very specific heart rate ranges to produce optimal improvements for the effort expended.

this is how NERDS work out

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Oberleutnant posted:

I didn't say they did.

OK, so you were wrong.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nooner posted:

Ive got a fit DICK that I use to gently caress your MOM with

Ayayay!

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

"If you wanna be able to run an 18-minute 5K then you'd better either buy a Fitbit or manually log cardiovascular data from all your workouts."
- No athlete ever

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Peta posted:

No one ever became an Olympic athlete because they bought a Fitbit. In fact I hate to break it to you but if someone got you a Fitbit for Christmas then it's not because they thought you were Olympic-level athlete.

No one ever became an olympic athlete without a coach. The fitbit performs some of a coach's functions (workout tracking, motivation) since we don't have the means or ability to have a coach.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Dirty Sanchez posted:

No one ever became an olympic athlete without a coach. The fitbit performs some of a coach's functions (workout tracking, motivation) since we don't have the means or ability to have a coach.

Prove it.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Peta posted:

OK, so you were wrong.

Well no, not really. I've stated some facts in answer to questions and you've been whining a lot.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Son of Rodney posted:

it basically does nothing but countyour steps and doesnt even show your pulse which would actually be useful

so all in all have fun with your faggy bracelet

Out of curiosity, can you just shake it a bunch to make it think you just ran? That worked to build up points on my pikachu pocket pet thing 15 years ago? Or has pedometer technology improved?

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Peta posted:

Prove it.

Prove what?

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Oberleutnant posted:

Well no, not really. I've stated some facts in answer to questions and you've been whining a lot.

I said you don't need to own a Fitbit or manually record cardiovascular data in order to be fit/healthy and you QQ'd about poo poo Olympic athletes do.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011


Prove that there's never been an Olympic athlete without a personal coach/trainer.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Peta posted:

"If you wanna be able to run an 18-minute 5K then you'd better either buy a Fitbit or manually log cardiovascular data from all your workouts."
- No athlete ever

hey you could also buy a garmin or something. no big deal. but no, nobody said you literally can't run an 18:00 5k without a heart rate monitor, but your training will be considerably easier and more consistent if you can objectively track your progress rather than just doing it by feeling. No need to get bent out of shape, big guy.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Peta posted:

Prove that there's never been an Olympic athlete without a personal coach/trainer.

Does this include the original Olympics thousands of years ago?

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Oberleutnant posted:

hey you could also buy a garmin or something. no big deal. but no, nobody said you literally can't run an 18:00 5k without a heart rate monitor, but your training will be considerably easier and more consistent if you can objectively track your progress rather than just doing it by feeling. No need to get bent out of shape, big guy.

Man, I don't know what to say. High school kids do 18-minute 5Ks in between cramming down hot dogs. I'm starting to think you've never run a mile.

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Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Peta posted:

Prove that there's never been an Olympic athlete without a personal coach/trainer.

The best I can do is go to wikipedia and look at the bios of 500 olympic athletes and see if it mentions a coach. Brb

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