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gary lasereyes posted:My mother in law got me a bible and put sticky notes in it to highlight lines about forgiveness because I'm not a Christian. 
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Once my grandparents got me a magazine I think it was electronic gaming monthly They also got me a signed book of Mormon one year
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gary lasereyes posted:My mother in law got me a bible and put sticky notes in it to highlight lines about forgiveness because I'm not a Christian. Hahaha that's bad. Sorry you heathen. My mother in law is cool af, it's my mom is the rear end. She said she's getting me a bww gift card. Nice mom.
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jlechem posted:Once my grandparents got me a magazine Signed by? Mormon Jesus? Bringham Young?
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Spent $600 on wife this Christmas for gifts she really wanted, she spent $67 on slippers and a pair sandals for me. Time divorce
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my shittiest gift was the gift of life, thanks mom and dad!
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Drunk Nerds posted:Jackpot. I think it's God forgives u if u join late.
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Darth123123 posted:Hahaha that's bad. Sorry you heathen. My mother in law is cool af, it's my mom is the rear end. She said she's getting me a bww gift card. Nice mom. Funny, I redeemed a "BBW" gift card with your mom.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Funny, I redeemed a "BBW" gift card with your mom. I prefer bbw, she knows this. It's like we're strangers. E: ok u stealth edited and now I look weird. That's cool
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Dec 25, 2015 21:05
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Waking up to see another day lol
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Snatch Duster posted:Spent $600 on wife this Christmas for gifts she really wanted, she spent $67 on slippers and a pair sandals for me. Time divorce What'd she get?
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Darth123123 posted:I prefer bbw, she knows this. It's like we're strangers. I totally did. I'm one of those guys who thinks of a witty rejoinder, then utterly mangles it on first attempt.
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Dec 25, 2015 21:13
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Drunk Nerds posted:I totally did. I'm one of those guys who thinks of a witty rejoinder, then utterly mangles it on first attempt. It worked out well this time
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Dec 25, 2015 21:15
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Darth123123 posted:What'd she get? New phone, vanity mirror, and pinot noir glasses. She was happy and excited about each. While I got a pair of 20 dollar flip flops and discount Walmart slippers
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Dec 25, 2015 21:17
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being born
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Dec 25, 2015 21:19
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got a bunch of 2xl shirts from my aunt even though i wear medium
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Dec 25, 2015 21:21
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I got to spend time with my sister's two toddlers.
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Tramadol Junkie posted:I got a mini cock ring once that wouldnt even fit my little finger. holy poo poo 
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Snatch Duster posted:Spent $600 on wife this Christmas for gifts she really wanted, she spent $67 on slippers and a pair sandals for me. Time divorce did she let you stick it in her pooper tho
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Dec 25, 2015 22:01
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Superman underpants. I'm wearing them now.
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I didn't get a single gift or card, meaning I got no bad gifts. I made out pretty well i think
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Nuts and Gum posted:I didn't get a single gift or card, meaning I got no bad gifts. I made out pretty well i think I asked your mom and she said no, sorry dude
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Champenema posted:Superman underpants. I'm wearing them now. That's not lovely, that's flattery.
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Snatch Duster posted:New phone, vanity mirror, and pinot noir glasses. She was happy and excited about each. Sounds like she didn't need the vanity mirror. Sorry goon
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Dec 25, 2015 22:18
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Son of Rodney posted:I asked your mom and she said no, sorry dude idgi but i doubt you talked to her she was telling me how stupid rodney is last week.
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Dec 25, 2015 22:29
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Darth123123 posted:I got a portable carpet steam cleaner. Our other one broke from over use cleaning up dog vomit. Thanks wifey. Uhh she wanted you to steam clean her carpet. Way to miss the double entendre. 12gaugelobotomy posted:One time I got a can of saurkraut juice... i think my mother was losing it Sauerkraut has more than a billion beneficial bacteria, she's doing your gut a favor.
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Dec 25, 2015 22:32
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Darth123123 posted:That's pretty lovely. Lool anyone who takes gifts like that seriously. If you don't like it, turning it back in and using the money on something else is 100% the right thing to do. That's exactly the kind of thing my family encourages. Of course we're all sociopaths so...
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Tramadol Junkie posted:I got a mini cock ring once that wouldnt even fit my little finger. So it fit your dick just right?
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Dec 26, 2015 02:08
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Family refusing to take me off loving life support
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I only got two gifts so far. $100 from my boss and $200 from my dad, so I guess $100.
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Dec 26, 2015 02:34
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Lottery Tickets, seriously why is it that rednecks love to give fuckin' lottery tickets? I'd rather just have the $5-10 you spent on them than just end up with $2 if I'm lucky.
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Lottery Tickets, seriously why is it that rednecks love to give fuckin' lottery tickets? I'd rather just have the $5-10 you spent on them than just end up with $2 if I'm lucky. smart investment from a redneck viewpoint, they got a christmas present off the list, and if you miraculously win something substancial, they know they can start mooching
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Dec 26, 2015 20:57
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Heath posted:So it fit your dick just right? it keeps falling off 
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Snatch Duster posted:New phone, vanity mirror, and pinot noir glasses. She was happy and excited about each. What, no christmas morning beej? Did she at least give you a handie?
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Dec 26, 2015 20:58
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Son of Rodney posted:smart investment from a redneck viewpoint, they got a christmas present off the list, and if you miraculously win something substancial, they know they can start mooching Thing is they got me nothing but the the Christmas tickets where the top prize is like $5k? Good luck moochin' that.
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Thing is they got me nothing but the the Christmas tickets where the top prize is like $5k? Good luck moochin' that. "dude its just $100 don't be a shitbag"
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BigBoss posted:Signed by? Mormon Jesus? Bringham Young? No it was filled with their personal testimony of Joseph Smith and super Jesus
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A jar of dijon mustard
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a half a jar of dijon mustard
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