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SPOOIIIILLLER ALLLLERT! SERIOUSLY! The craziest turn in the new Star Wars was when Ahsoka turned Chewie and made him klll Han Solo. I had no idea she had broken, especially after Kylo Ren did that to Luke in the 'steamroom'. The good thing was seeing Poe Dameron absolutely force-smash everyone in the final battle, especially when it looked like Vader was at his end. Such a good movie!
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it was pretty hosed up when after like 30 years of marriage leia announced she was gay and her and han were getting a divorce so she could marry her secret girlfriend
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Dec 26, 2015 00:30
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Dec 26, 2015 00:31
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hope my midichlorian count is high enough to get through this movie
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Dec 26, 2015 00:31
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i liked the movie
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FordPRefectLL posted:it was pretty hosed up when after like 30 years of marriage leia announced she was gay and her and han were getting a divorce so she could marry her secret girlfriend That poo poo made no sense. And the violence! Like, why? We're in modern times here. Did Clawo Diderts have to do what he did? No. But people love this movie. No idea why.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:33
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It was a good movie, and I enjoyed watching it.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:36
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the parts between Han and Leia were heartbreaking and pulled at my heartstrings a lil  i guess its good to know that i can still feel...
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Dec 26, 2015 00:36
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Broenheim posted:i liked the movie Even when Chewie ripped out Han's guts and wove them into his bowcaster as a 'necromancer hellbow'? He literally said it! Fine if you like your Star Wars like that but we're getting into weird-rear end poo poo here. No idea what JJ was thinking.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:37
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im reasonably excited for the next one
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FordPRefectLL posted:it was pretty hosed up when after like 30 years of marriage leia announced she was gay and her and han were getting a divorce so she could marry her secret girlfriend I liked how it tied everything together, IMO. Was she supposed to be the red headtail alien from the prequels or the red headtail alien from that clone wars cartoon?
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FordPRefectLL posted:it was pretty hosed up when after like 30 years of marriage leia announced she was gay and her and han were getting a divorce so she could marry her secret girlfriend Her girlfriend "Shan" is Han after gender reassignment surgery.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:38
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Mariana Horchata posted:the parts between Han and Leia were heartbreaking and pulled at my heartstrings a lil I honestly teared up when Rey came back from destroying the Death Star thing and everyone was celebrating but Leia just wanted a hug because Han was dead. I try not to cry at movies, because I'm not some pussy, but that got to me.
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acejackson42 posted:Even when Chewie ripped out Han's guts and wove them into his bowcaster as a 'necromancer hellbow'? He literally said it! Fine if you like your Star Wars like that but we're getting into weird-rear end poo poo here. No idea what JJ was thinking. ummmmm that didnt happen in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens 
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TEAYCHES posted:I honestly teared up when Rey came back from destroying the Death Star thing and everyone was celebrating but Leia just wanted a hug because Han was dead. I try not to cry at movies, because I'm not some pussy, but that got to me. what the hell is wrong with you? it was obvious at that point that Rey had turned and that any hug Leia was getting was with some sort of force choke and flung into a star. LIke, Asohka's turn was beyond the pale and it was obvious that nothing was going to be done to save anything. But every critic out there ignored Asohka from the start and it makes no sense. How?
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Dec 26, 2015 00:43
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The Force Awakens is better than Return of the Jedi and very nearly better than A New Hope.
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i liked when kylo ren, who was han solo's son , killed han solo
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Dec 26, 2015 00:46
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Fiend posted:Her girlfriend "Shan" is Han after gender reassignment surgery. does that mean the divorce is just symbolic then that part really confused me + my gender
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Broenheim posted:ummmmm that didnt happen in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Holy hannah, this is getting insane. It was a key part of the movie! Like, were you so high that you didn't see the 'Force-Guided-Disembowling?' The FGD? It's a key part of the series going forward! Han's guts being woven into Chewie's bowcaster is a major part of the entire thing! Ahsoka discovering her newfound powers hinges on it. Man, we didn't see the same movie.
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acejackson42 posted:Holy hannah, this is getting insane. It was a key part of the movie! Like, were you so high that you didn't see the 'Force-Guided-Disembowling?' The FGD? It's a key part of the series going forward! Han's guts being woven into Chewie's bowcaster is a major part of the entire thing! Ahsoka discovering her newfound powers hinges on it. yeah i dont think you saw Star Wars Episode 7 because that, and really most of what you and others posted, didnt happen in the movie
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Dec 26, 2015 00:49
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Pretty hosed up that Han Solo decided to make space nazis.
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Broenheim posted:yeah i dont think you saw Star Wars Episode 7 because that, and really most of what you and others posted, didnt happen in the movie Holy mother of hell. Okay. So when Leia said she was in love with Mon Mothma and rejected Han, that didn't result in the FGD? That was literally the key moment of the movie! It was proof that Leia didn't care about sexuality in any form and would involve herself with whoever! That FGD Bowcaster is going to have a major affect on the future. Mark my words. The way it took down Ahsoka in the hands of Chewie is going to make people thing The Sandpeople are involved. For certain.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:58
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My favorite part was when the captain of the ship got stuck on the holodeck
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it was cool when luke finally appears and accidentally slashes his own foot with the blue lightsaber
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Bacontotem posted:Pretty hosed up that Han Solo decided to make space nazis. I think that's why he had such a horrific end. I mean, seeing such a beloved character become so reviled that people cheered in the theatre when Chewie started ripping out his guts as he screamed for mercy is pretty miraculous. But at least we have the 'Han Solo Talkng Bowcaster' to look forward to. Because it wouldn't possibly be a Star Wars movie without some sort of positive out of a horrific war crime now, would it be? acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Dec 26, 2015 |
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zooted heh posted:My favorite part was when the captain of the ship got stuck on the holodeck Piss off with that Star Trek poo poo. That was a millisecond cameo and all was fixed when Daniel Craig Stormtrooper shot the guy,
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TEAYCHES posted:It was a good movie, and I enjoyed watching it.
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Dec 26, 2015 01:08
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The fact that the child of two humans turned out to be some weird big nose alien seems like a big plot hole
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home come that one storm trooper in the beginning bled but no one else in the entire movie bleed when they died or like got all cut up with light sabers and poo poo??
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It was fantastic. A little hyper-violent for my tastes and surprising to see that number of 'murder-rape' scenrioes from a JJ Abrams film, but I guess he was going sort of Quentin Tarantino/David Lynch on the whole thing. Surrealism on a major Disney budget. So it is.
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Everyone has seen the movie now, so why do you think an ironic thread with fake spoilers is funny?
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Lord of Pie posted:The fact that the child of two humans turned out to be some weird big nose alien seems like a big plot hole Yeah you would think that. Take it back to the Avatar thread you grimpster.
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How bout the part where the guy takes his little brother out on his first patrol when a alien vessel attacks them through a dense space fog. They tired to warn the fleet but they couldn't make it in time.
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TEAYCHES posted:Everyone has seen the movie now, so why do you think an ironic thread with fake spoilers is funny? There is nothing funny or ironic about this. It is a critic of the movie as it was presented. This is a problem how?
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gently caress you op
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I wanted to like Kylo Ren and he was nice and moody but I wish he has bulked up a little bit. Nooner posted:home come that one storm trooper in the beginning bled but no one else in the entire movie bleed when they died or like got all cut up with light sabers and poo poo?? Ren was bleeding after Chewie shot him.
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zooted heh posted:How bout the part where the guy takes his little brother out on his first patrol when a alien vessel attacks them through a dense space fog. They tired to warn the fleet but they couldn't make it in time. Saddest part of the movie. I thought there might have been a moment where JJ would have said 'ok, that's enough, let the folks relax'... but man... had no idea the Schindler's List level of emotion would come out. I guess that's what people liked when the whole thing was presented as a whole. From the Han Nazi turn on...
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acejackson42 posted:SPOOIIIILLLER ALLLLERT! SERIOUSLY! I don't wanna hear at that, I don't wanna hear none of that Talkin' to cameras like "What you need?" and all that poo poo gently caress that poo poo, I don't remember none of that poo poo Where your rear end was at dog, when niggas wouldn’t feed me? Where your rear end was at dog, when bitches didn’t need me? Where your rear end was at dog, when niggas tried to run off? Where your rear end was at dog? You made me pull this gun out Where your rear end was at, dog, you went and switched sides? Where your rear end was at, dog, when niggas spread lies on him? Where your rear end was at, dog, when the bodies came sliding? Where your rear end was at, dog, when I was serving pies? Where your rear end was at, dog, when niggas wouldn’t feed me? Where your rear end was at, dog, when bitches didn’t need me? Where your rear end was at, dog, when niggas tried to run off? Where your rear end was at, dog? You made me pull this gun out Where your rear end was at, dog, when I was in the Pyrex? Where your rear end was at, dog, when I was drinking Hi-Tech? Where your rear end was at, dog? Came through the projects Where your rear end at? We keep that fully loaded contracts Had to rent that on the dick rear end jocking Running through the pussy like a nigga going jogging gently caress a little Louis, put it in a bitch pocket Put a pic with me on the gram now you popping Where your rear end was at when I was trapping in the stove? Had to struggle to get where I'm at and sell dope Jackie Chan moves got game in the choke Gas rolling up in the blunt, Amoco 12 tryin' come in the spot to open up the dope Burglar bar doors gotta young nigga confident Juugin' out the stove and we still bangin', honest Blowing on the O ho, we call that ho an onion Man, where your rear end was at when we took the city over? Where your rear end was at when all they'd ask was what's the hold up? Where your rear end was at when niggas first got the news? Now your rear end around because we’re paying back dues Where were you? When all the dogs needed help Lawyers and the commissary ain’t gon’ pay itself Where your rear end was at when we recorded in the bathroom? Where your rear end was at I take attendance like a classroom Man I ain’t got no choice Cause nowadays I swear this poo poo done changed up for the boy I’m self-made, selfish with my women, self-employed I’ll buy the neighbors house if they complain about the noise Man, where your rear end was at, dog, when niggas wouldn’t feed me? Where your rear end was at, dog, when bitches didn’t need me? Where your rear end was at, last winter was the coldest? gently caress where you was at, I had the 6 on my shoulders Where your rear end was at dog, when niggas wouldn’t feed me? Where your rear end was at dog, when bitches didn’t need me? Where your rear end was at dog, when niggas tried to run off? Where your rear end was at dog? You made me pull this gun out 60 for a walk, bitch don’t panic Had them bitches fall through loving like a savage Heard you tryna swim in the ocean no jacket Heard that nigga came through squeezing on a ratchet Heard that nigga came through squeezing on a ratchet Serve a lot of dog food; call you a mutt Where your rear end was at dog, when I was on my come-up? The reason I’m here today cause I ain't never gave up Where your rear end was at, dog, when niggas wouldn’t feed me? Where your rear end was at, dog, when bitches didn’t need me? Where your rear end was at, dog, when niggas tried to run off? Where your rear end was at, dog? You made me pull this gun out Where you rear end was at, when I was trapping at the stove? Had to struggle to get where I was at and sell dope 12 tryin' come in the spot to open up the dope Burglar bar doors gotta young nigga confident Juugin' out the stove and we still bangin', honest Blowing on the O ho, we call that ho an onion Blowing on the O ho, we call that ho an onion
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Broenheim posted:gently caress you op What? Your avatar is literally a scene from the movie! What Chewie does to Han is a key part of how the Dark Side works! You're literally spoiling this with every post! Just because it is in 8-bit and from a centuries-old painting doesn't excuse you from harm! I don't get how things work here sometimes. acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Dec 26, 2015 |
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Gaunab posted:I don't wanna hear at that, I don't wanna hear none of that Yeah that musical number was great. I didn't think Disney would do that with the franchise but they fooled me
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