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Here's the rules: Imagine an alternative universe where everything is the same as it is now, except for one thing. Examples: - Your nipples periodically fall off and regrow, like gecko tails. - Television psychics are well-respected and paid handsomely. - While the English crown is still a mostly pointless figurehead, it is decided based on lengthy duels, rather than kinship.
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Dec 26, 2015 11:11
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everything's the same, except for this one weird trick by suburban FL mom, she makes $5000 a week...
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Dec 26, 2015 11:13
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Everything's the same, but this thread is BAD and the OP SUCKS. 
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Dec 26, 2015 11:14
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What i mean by that is that this thread is ok and the OP is alright in my book
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Dec 26, 2015 11:15
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literally this big posted:What i mean by that is that this thread is ok and the OP is alright in my book *silently high fives myself*
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Dec 26, 2015 11:22
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Everything is the same except this thread doesn't exist. It is a vastly superior universe.
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Dec 26, 2015 11:58
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everything is the same except cops shoot unarmed WHITE people 
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Dec 26, 2015 12:08
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Everything's the same, except a dude successfully walked a cart across the United States.
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Dec 26, 2015 12:15
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Everything is the same, except the calendar is simply just 13 months consisting of 28 days each. It's a vastly superior system!
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Dec 26, 2015 12:46
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Everything is the same, except the whore of babylon is your mother and there is a line of men outside your house everyday waiting to get their turn.
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Dec 26, 2015 12:47
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I would sweat my nipples off betting all my $$$ on the impassioned ginger piking the would be king's head on a decorative sword
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Dec 26, 2015 12:55
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Everything is the same, except the whore of babylon is your mother and there is a line of men outside your house everyday waiting to get their turn. I'm not sure what the difference is here
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Dec 26, 2015 13:06
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Everything is the same, but the points matter.
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Dec 26, 2015 14:48
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cash crab posted:Here's the rules: I would go around ripping them off other people and eating them, like geckos with their tails
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Dec 26, 2015 14:51
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War... War always changes.
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Dec 26, 2015 14:52
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Everything is the same, except weed is an academic and performance enhancement drug.
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Dec 26, 2015 15:18
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everythings the same except sonic the hedgehog fans, you know the real bad ones, flocked to mario instead. making mustachioed plumber fancharacter self-inserts and having them gently caress.
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Dec 26, 2015 15:30
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everything's the same except the universe has reached thermodynamic equilibrium
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Dec 26, 2015 15:45
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everything is the same but Reddit doesn't exist and the SomethingAwful forums have 4 million posters on it (They all post in FYAD)
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Dec 26, 2015 15:51
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Op gets laid
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Dec 26, 2015 16:15
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everything the same but instead of bush personally doing 9/11 it was a bunch of saudi dudes
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Dec 26, 2015 16:53
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everything's the same except boogers taste like ear wax
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Dec 26, 2015 16:55
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After you cum your dick shrivels up and spools back into your body like a window blinds and the wicked witch of the east's feet mixed together
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Dec 26, 2015 17:13
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everything is the same ..... except I DIDNT gently caress the OP's mom!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 26, 2015 17:15
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everything's the same except it really was about ethics in video game journalism
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Dec 26, 2015 17:15
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Kangaroos evolved to have wings and migrate in flocks like birds.
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Dec 26, 2015 17:17
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Everything is the same except the Nazis invented the bomb first and dropped it on DC, so now the US west of the Rockies is governed by the Japanese empire and wast of the Rockies is part of Nazi Germany. The Rockies themselves are a no-mans land where troubling ne'er-do-wells try to overthrow the dominant paradigm. And sometimes subversive films get people killed and their families gassed by Zyklon D. Edit: so nothing is the same, actually.
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Dec 26, 2015 17:20
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A misanthrope posted:everything's the same except it really was about ethics in video game journalism lol
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Dec 26, 2015 17:24
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has anyone said everything's the same except op doesn't suCK yet?
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Dec 26, 2015 18:03
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Everything's the same, but every human on earth (7 billion +) has their own unique hyper-specific gender, and it's tattooed across the forehead so you don't have to ask.
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Dec 27, 2015 01:31
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Everyday is the same except I don't wish for death upon waking up. Or Everything's the same except doobies doghouse became an instant hit across the globe causing millions to harass lowtax into shutting the forums down for good
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Dec 27, 2015 02:03
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cash crab posted:
But they are in this universe. It's a really lucrative thing and some people will actually send themselves broke seeking their advice. We're exactly as technically advanced except we never figured out why water falls from the sky. Rain terrifies people and air raid sirens go off if there's even a 1% chance of precipitation.
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Dec 27, 2015 02:16
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Everything is the same, except the current Republican front-runner is Azazel, first standard-bearer of Hell, the one who takes the second goat, the fallen Watcher who taught men the art of war and forging swords and women the art of deception and make-up. He's a lot like Donald Trump but nicer to women.
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Dec 27, 2015 02:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQsg6XXGxXQ
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Dec 27, 2015 03:10
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Everything is the same except; the mods didn't know.
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Dec 27, 2015 03:13
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pepsi is the top selling cola and coke is number two
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Dec 27, 2015 03:35
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Sizone posted:pepsi is the top selling cola and coke is number two Mello Yello is more popular than MTN Dew
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Dec 27, 2015 03:38
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Everything is the same except women lay eggs to reproduce. They take their eggs everywhere they go to keep them warm and be there in case they hatch and the newborn baby needs to imprint on them.
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Dec 27, 2015 03:44
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Science has gone too far and now waves of birds with big, muscular arms go around beating people up.
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Dec 27, 2015 05:04
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Pawn 17 posted:Everything is the same except women lay eggs to reproduce. They take their eggs everywhere they go to keep them warm and be there in case they hatch and the newborn baby needs to imprint on them. The equivalency to abortions is forcing your baby to imprint on a balloon or a stray cat
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