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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


would you drink the cum for a million dollars

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

MiracleWhale posted:

would you drink the cum for a million dollars

p sure a knive and fork would be required. but no i would not

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

yo ho ho and a bottle of cum.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Jizzus didn't cum this year :(

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
oh what the gently caress is this loving thread

loving jesus is this really a thing

what the gently caress

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
I'm most shocked by the colour

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ill Peripheral posted:

I'm most shocked by the colour

The op is a shop but the first bottle (first two bottles in the shop) turned black when Jizzus opened it and withdrew some cum with a syringe. He was intending to distribute six holy water bottles of his seed to other 4channers along with some mix tape he made and the syringe corrupted his original cum bottle.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Alak, Jizzus has retired. Mark the end of the silver age of the internet ~~

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

This fuckin weirdo needs to start jerking off directly into a trashcan like the rest of us. Seriously what a degenerate.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
regret opening this thread

:barf:

luvdahaze
Apr 25, 2015

by Lowtax
So i post about girls and get gassed op posts about cum saved in a bottle all year and its holy grail of threads...unreal

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luvdahaze
Apr 25, 2015

by Lowtax
no disrespect to op..it is brilliant..just saying

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