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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Found this posting on Craigslist for a free cat. Pretty sure it's a goon!



Also lol at the first idiot to claim authorship of that classified ad in question.

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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Not enough piss bottles to be my place

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Not enough piss bottles to be my place

You piss in the empty cans and carefully arrange them so you don't get confused as to which one is mountain dew and which one is piss (they will both taste the same probably so who cares really if you mix em up).

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
That does not look like a happy cat

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
you can tell the cat wants to get as far away as possible from the nude hairy goon taking the photo.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's funny because this person took that picture and was like, "Yep this is the best picture I can take"

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
"This place is not the cat's meow!!!" -- the cat

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
It's clearly Peyton Manning

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Someone in Omaha go get that cat and give us a trip report on what this guy's place looks like.

Or just ask for more pics of the cat so we can get more glimpses into this man's life

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



That cat drinks a poo poo load of Mountain Dew.

Don't know why it needs to go to a good home, why should it have to upgrade?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

cram me sideways posted:

"This place is not the cat's meow!!!" -- the cat

:cripes:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

EL BROMANCE posted:

That cat drinks a poo poo load of Mountain Dew.

Don't know why it needs to go to a good home, why should it have to upgrade?

Lack of access to code red.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Piss off sparkles daddy's doing the dew

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
I am the disaster plate

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


cram me sideways posted:

"This place is not the cat's meow!!!" -- the cat

mods?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


is this pic taking place in this guy's parents' basement

is he trying to give away the family cat

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

I'm the cat pictured in the classified advertisement above.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The cat in the OP, that's me.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



poor kitty :( it looks sad

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


TEAYCHES posted:

The cat in the OP, that's me.

why won't you let me pet you

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Wonder what his definition of a good home is.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Kuato posted:

Wonder what his definition of a good home is.

able to afford cum jars with caps on them

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That is a mountain don't.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rambling Robot posted:

you can tell the cat wants to get as far away as possible from the nude hairy goon taking the photo.

Seriously, someone in this thread should totally pick up this cat and post a trip report

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

cram me sideways posted:

"This place is not the cat's meow!!!" -- the cat

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That is a mountain don't.

mods?!?!?!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

TEAYCHES posted:

The cat in the OP, that's me.

i checked my goon database and you only drink diet mtn dew, not regular, this poster is not the cat, keep on searchin

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Looks delicious. Too bad I'm so far away.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
you can tell it is some midwest teenager's "gently caress you, dad/mom!" basement or garage apt

or more of a bunker i dunno.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
thats me

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
it's wotjek

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

i drink that much dew in one gaming sesh

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
who the gently caress obstructs the tv with all their trash. If you are going to leave trash around keep it out of the way of the tv this is entry level poo poo.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
This is the quality ad I would expect from a citizen of Nebraska

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Grody posted:

This is the quality ad I would expect from a citizen of Nebraska

I live in Austin now.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Jukeboxblues posted:

who the gently caress obstructs the tv with all their trash. If you are going to leave trash around keep it out of the way of the tv this is entry level poo poo.

it's the midwest you can't expect these people to have any sort of standards

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

thathonkey posted:

you can tell it is some midwest teenager's "gently caress you, dad/mom!" basement or garage apt

or more of a bunker i dunno.

It's more likely a serial killer.

The cat technically belonged to his latest victim. She was there to pick up the cat.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Rambling Robot posted:

It's more likely a serial killer.

i was going to say that but something about the arrangement and number of mountain dew cans.... i think we have a gamer on our hands. male, probably like 18-23 years old. possibly emancipated from his parents earlier than that and got this apartment space (apartment is a stretch, i just mean that he most certainly rents or is provided this space by someone else who owns it). then took on a cat he couldnt handle because he cant even take care of himself.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op why are you promoting your own craigslist ad on the forums)

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Paging Pet Island!!!!!

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plape tickler
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
That cat looks obese.

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