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I got one a few months ago and have been using it a lot. What is a Squatty Potty? Heres a helpful video: https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q And a quick product description for those that can't watch the video: quote:Made in the USA! The Squatty Potty is a wonderful health aid for the entire family. The Squatty Potty helps you to eliminate faster and more complete by putting your body into a natural squatting position over your own toilet. Using the Squatty Potty during elimination will un-kink your rectum taking your body from a continent mode to an elimination mode. This will speed up the elimination process therefore reducing the risk of toxic build up of fecal matter left in your colon I'll get some Q's answered right away to save time: Does it really work? Yes! It made my dumps quicker and easier, it's honestly night and day. Do you use it all the time? Honestly sometimes I forget it's there because it tucks away neatly under the toilet so there's been times where I do the deed and go "whoops!" Do pee sitting down now? No, I still stand. I wouldn't sit down to pee to just use the Squatty Potty, it'd just waste time. Have you noticed any drawbacks? I hurt my knee and for a few days using the Squatty Potty wasn't easy. another draw back is that it can be a tripping hazard. Can fat goons use this? I don't see why not, it'll probably help a lot. I'm about 200lbs and it wasn't a problem to use it. A larger friend of mine tried it (300lb rugby player) and said it was a bit awkward but after some practice he didn't have any troubles. Are there any downsides? Obviously if you have any leg injuries it is going to be difficult. Its also going to take some time getting used to it too. I recommend using it every other time to ease yourself into it, and set aside times when you have to go, that you won't be rushed. Will I get made fun of for using this? Yes, but generally after some time, people will get intrigued and when they come over to visit, will try it anyways. My pregnant friend gave it a shot and now their home has one for each bathroom. Apparently it's great for pregnant people. Hope this is a good starter, ask away. I am not a paid employee of the Squatty Potty Corporation or related to any employees.
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Mods change my name to Un-kink your rectum please thanks
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:50 |
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Aralan posted:Mods change my name to Un-kink your rectum please thanks ho ho another amazing dg,sw post
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:51 |
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ive started using a squatty potty when i poop on ur moms chest OP
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:53 |
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I can't support anything that was on shark tank
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:53 |
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Do you do squats at other points in the day OP not just while making GBS threads? That also helps for taking big dumps and giving you luscious thighs
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:55 |
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i make it a point of principal to never tell another man how to poo poo
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:56 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:i make it a point of principal to never tell another man how to poo poo you should poo poo like I do ....... with your butt
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:58 |
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lol if your feces aren't constantly compacted deeper into you by another man's penis
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:01 |
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Nooner posted:you should poo poo like I do ....... with your butt i prefer to do it with my keyboard thanks
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Blue Train posted:lol if your feces aren't constantly compacted deeper into you by another man's penis Eat some fiber dude.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Eat some fiber dude. I only eat cum
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Blue Train posted:lol if your feces aren't constantly compacted deeper into you by another man's penis lol if your feces and urine are not recycled into 100% efficient energy to allow you to do more things
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Blue Train posted:I only eat cum Well have your boyfriend eat more fiber then, dummy.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:04 |
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Got one for Christmas, works well for the poop but now I get this feeling of incompleteness afterwards w/r/t to the pee.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:05 |
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There has been a lot of blood on my toilet paper lately. I'm kind of concerned
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plape tickler posted:There has been a lot of blood on my toilet paper lately. I'm kind of concerned same Not that it hurts or anything but i do not like my blood going to waste in the sewers it should be inside somebody else after I get stuck with a needle and eat a bunch of doughnuts
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:08 |
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OP posted:Toxic build up of fecal matter left in your colon Why do people believe that is a thing? There's this obnoxious radio ad lately promising to make you lose 'pounds and pounds' of 'toxic junk' jamming up your plumbing.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:09 |
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op why can't u afford a real toilet
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:10 |
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Finally something that nihonjin quantifiably got right, Baka gaijin
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tactlessbastard posted:Why do people believe that is a thing? There's this obnoxious radio ad lately promising to make you lose 'pounds and pounds' of 'toxic junk' jamming up your plumbing. people are idiots and truth in advertising doesn't matter anymore so here we are just like the vitamix blender commercials or whatever saying they extract more nutrients than just eating the foods alone!
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:13 |
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I just want someone to drop a hot steaming load of pineapple splatter on my moobs
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:13 |
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Lol. Buy this product to poop like everyone in the developing world.
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In response for some Qs: Squats are my favorite workout because I believe that's the path to immortality and great butts and thighs. As for not having a good toilet, a lot of toilets for me are uncomfortable. Either the seat is too small and my balls and dick are jammed up, or it's too big and I have to be careful not to fall in. I like telling others about proper pooping because it's a blight on our community.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:15 |
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Couple quick questions op. Very interested. 1. Suitable for outdoor use? 2. Warranty? 3. Money back guarantee? 4. Bears a big problem with these if used in bear country? Thanks you.
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Ringo Star Get posted:I got one a few months ago and have been using it a lot. What is a Squatty Potty? Heres a helpful video: i wasn't sure that Howard Stern pooped until now
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:20 |
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Can't you just push off the bathroom floor with the balls of your feet for the same effect?
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:20 |
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how much did you spend for a piece of plastic you put your feet on op
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:23 |
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Is there an invention where I can poo poo rainbows like that unicorn?
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LueN4W5fzdw
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King of Bees posted:Couple quick questions op. Very interested. 1. Yes 2. 60-day guarantee if you're not happy with it 3. Yes, if returned within 60 days of not being happy 4. Bears tend to gravitate to squatting devices, be careful out doors. What did I pay for it? I got it for free as a gift. It's 25 dollars which I think is too much. You can make your own if you're inclined, but if you're lazy and incompetent, buying might be the safest bet.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:37 |
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Just ordered one, thanks OP. I will probably use it twice, hide it in a closet when company comes over, and forget all about it.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:51 |
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If your rear end is still on the seat, it doesn't seem much of a squat. It should be another foot higher and force you to do a real squat while you poo poo.
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Jalumibnkrayal posted:Just ordered one, thanks OP. I will probably use it twice, hide it in a closet when company comes over, and forget all about it. like a fleshlight basically complete eliminations are something to be extremely proud of and promote (even on social media, kinda like ppl detail posting about their mammograms), not to be shameful for and hide from ur in-laws...they could prob benefit it and prob already know about it from watching Shark Tank on Friday nights.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:57 |
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Jesusfuckingwhat, bend your trunk forward while you are pooping on the john. It does the exact same thing without having to buy yet another product to solve a manufactured problem. I bet you stand when you pee and don't know how to use the three seashells.
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osirisisdead posted:Jesusfuckingwhat, bend your trunk forward while you are pooping on the john. It does the exact same thing without having to buy yet another product to solve a manufactured problem. what it doesnt do unfortunately is give u that special feeling on communion when u do one of humankinds most basic acts in the same manner and setting as our ancestors (home sapiens) did 2+ million years ago. nothing like making GBS threads in the woods friend. prob exactly why having sexual intercourse in the woods is also very special compared to inside in a bedroom. Don't be afraid to give into ur primal urges...hell doing so is nearly a requirement to living in 2015 and maintaining ur sanity and a clean, unfettered mind and soul. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Dec 27, 2015 |
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save money and make your own squatty potty at home using literally any object thats about a foot and a half tall
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:03 |
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op toilet drains don't generally have a trap, what are u doing to prevent disgusting back gasses into your shithole
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Mariana Horchata posted:what it doesnt do unfortunately is give u that special feeling on communion when u do one of humankinds most basic acts in the same manner and setting as our ancestors (home sapiens) did 2+ million years ago. nothing like making GBS threads in the woods friend. I've done each more than once, though never concurrently.
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osirisisdead posted:Jesusfuckingwhat, bend your trunk forward while you are pooping on the john. It does the exact same thing without having to buy yet another product to solve a manufactured problem. lol if you dont pee by lying flat on your back and pissing into your own mouth
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