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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LueN4W5fzdw

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Jalumibnkrayal posted:

Just ordered one, thanks OP. I will probably use it twice, hide it in a closet when company comes over, and forget all about it.

like a fleshlight basically

complete eliminations are something to be extremely proud of and promote (even on social media, kinda like ppl detail posting about their mammograms), not to be shameful for and hide from ur in-laws...they could prob benefit it and prob already know about it from watching Shark Tank on Friday nights.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

osirisisdead posted:

Jesusfuckingwhat, bend your trunk forward while you are pooping on the john. It does the exact same thing without having to buy yet another product to solve a manufactured problem.

I bet you stand when you pee and don't know how to use the three seashells.

what it doesnt do unfortunately is give u that special feeling on communion when u do one of humankinds most basic acts in the same manner and setting as our ancestors (home sapiens) did 2+ million years ago. nothing like making GBS threads in the woods friend.

prob exactly why having sexual intercourse in the woods is also very special compared to inside in a bedroom.

Don't be afraid to give into ur primal urges...hell doing so is nearly a requirement to living in 2015 and maintaining ur sanity and a clean, unfettered mind and soul.

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Dec 27, 2015

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
speaking of Shark Tank garbage, I think this takes the crown...nevermind the concept and why it must exist in the first place the website looks like a parody site from GTAV and tells u everything u need to know. Like the Squatty Potty it's also advertised on Stern constantly and I finally had to check it out and see what it actually is...

http://www.buydropstop.com/



:suicide:

we are truly doomed as a nation, we need a new plague desperately




osirisisdead posted:

I've done each more than once, though never concurrently.

niice...felt good right?

yeah i hear ya, the two should definitely be done independently unless u both have ur loving wire crossed (if no then im not judging just keep it to urself)



James Joyce would have came in his pants watching that video.

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Dec 27, 2015

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