I use a squatty potty, AMA

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I use a squatty potty, AMA

Cyberpunkey Monkey: Jun 23, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

Jesusfuckingwhat, bend your trunk forward while you are pooping on the john. It does the exact same thing without having to buy yet another product to solve a manufactured problem.

I bet you stand when you pee and don't know how to use the three seashells.

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Cyberpunkey Monkey: Jun 23, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

Mariana Horchata posted:

what it doesnt do unfortunately is give u that special feeling on communion when u do one of humankinds most basic acts in the same manner and setting as our ancestors (home sapiens) did 2+ million years ago. nothing like making GBS threads in the woods friend.

prob exactly why having sexual intercourse in the woods is also very special compared to inside in a bedroom.

Don't be afraid to give into ur primal urges...hell doing so is nearly a requirement to living in 2015 and maintaining ur sanity and a clean, unfettered mind and soul.

I've done each more than once, though never concurrently.

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