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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Do it motherfuckers.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
why is the sky blue

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
ALL-PRO SEXMAN, why did you break the re-gifting chain?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
What does it feel like being completely full of Holiday cheer??

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gary oldmans diary posted:

why is the sky blue

the chemical composition of Earth's atmosphere scatters blue light more than any other wavelength, so it appears blue to the human eye

Nooner posted:

What does it feel like being completely full of Holiday cheer??

Feels good, man. Even got some sweet hot mustard left over.

ContraBoss posted:

ALL-PRO SEXMAN, why did you break the re-gifting chain?

I was hungry.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

How was it?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
how do i color-coordinate an outfit?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
How do they sell cheese that doesn't need to be refrigerated. How can you lower yourself to eat the same?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


What's your social security number and credit card number?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I.C. posted:

How was it?

Tasted good. I like summer sausage.

gary oldmans diary posted:

how do i color-coordinate an outfit?

It involves complementary colors, mostly. Also not being a tacky rear end in a top hat.

Demonachizer posted:

How do they sell cheese that doesn't need to be refrigerated. How can you lower yourself to eat the same?

Cheese existed for millennia before refrigeration did, so I assume like most other kinds of cheese.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

gary oldmans diary posted:

how do i color-coordinate an outfit?

Belt and shoes should be the same color, socks should be the same color as pants, and never wear brown leather with black pants. Pocket square one shade darker than tie unless you have some style and can pull off a clashing print.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Cheese existed for millennia before refrigeration did, so I assume like most other kinds of cheese.

Nah dude this is some weird shelf stable abomination and you know it.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Also, please let us know if the spicy meat (the unstoppable force) overpowers or succumbs to the constipation brought on by the cheese (immovable object)

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
how do you manually perform calculations with non-integer exponents?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gary oldmans diary posted:

how do you manually perform calculations with non-integer exponents?

Not a drat clue, sorry.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

gary oldmans diary posted:

how do you manually perform calculations with non-integer exponents?

4^0.5 = sqrt(4) = 2

Is that what you mean?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Demonachizer posted:

4^0.5 = sqrt(4) = 2

Is that what you mean?
you will have to ask all-pro sexman if that is what i mean

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

gary oldmans diary posted:

you will have to ask all-pro sexman if that is what i mean

Well is that what he means?

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
Do you feel as though it enhanced your sex skills? Your pro sex skills?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
How do you think eating the entire Hickory Farms gift box is going to affect your bowels? On a scale of a little to a lot, how afraid are you of your next poop?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
What's your Dick smell like? Can I taste it???

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009

ContraBoss posted:

Also, please let us know if the spicy meat (the unstoppable force) overpowers or succumbs to the constipation brought on by the cheese (immovable object)

This is more than just a philosophical question, this is science as well. I too wish to know the answers here

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Can you post a picture of which one it was? My thoughts range from being incredibly impressed to meh depending on which one it was.

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
do you like it when you poo so hard your butthole tears

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OctoberBlues posted:

Can you post a picture of which one it was? My thoughts range from being incredibly impressed to meh depending on which one it was.

It's the cheap one so feel free to be all meh.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i am not a fan of the included mustard. why are you a fan and is it why you are gay

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Iron Prince posted:

i am not a fan of the included mustard. why are you a fan and is it why you are gay

Because gently caress you, that's why.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
when are the niners gonna be good again

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
my condolences to your anus

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
I think you're wanting us to ask for a poop report... So yes. Please.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

the great deceiver posted:

when are the niners gonna be good again

not for a long time

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Have you visited this thread yet? If not, you may want to consider doing so soon.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Who will trumps VP be when he is commander in chief of this great nation?

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
One time I was super broke after Christmas but I had a 50 dollar Office Max giftcard and so for a week I lived on 50 dollars of post-Xmas clearance gift baskets. Too much salt, those things are like all salty salt salt.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
OP, three people asked you about poop now and you ignored it, why are you dodging their poop questions?

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Do you feel fulfilled? Does the conception of holiday meats and cheeses fill you not only physically but mentally as well? Is your soul filled?

Also was it tasty?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

OP, three people asked you about poop now and you ignored it, why are you dodging their poop questions?

Haven't crapped yet. When it happens, I'll answer them.

nullEntityRNG posted:

Do you feel fulfilled? Does the conception of holiday meats and cheeses fill you not only physically but mentally as well? Is your soul filled?

Also was it tasty?

Yes to all of the above.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

im not old enough for anyone to get me these as a gift, you're loving old dude, gross

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


TOOT BOOT posted:

im not old enough for anyone to get me these as a gift, you're loving old dude, gross

in op's defense it could also be that the gift-giver is loving old dude, gross

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plape tickler
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
The final possibility would be that he stole it from his parents. No other options.

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