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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ur pal sv is going through a bit of hard times after Xmas so I need to ask my relatives for money.

I'm too proud to ask my relatives for money so I'm going to try and sell my younger rich cousin fake drugs at high prices. I need cool names like Bog Sprouts or Jimmers or Dunkler Brown or Goosh

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Mycoxaphlophin.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Maybe also some ideas of what I could use as the fake drugs and how they make u feel so I can generate fake internet buzz about it if he googles

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Universe Master posted:

Mycoxaphlophin.

Lol

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
nooner

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

OP, i got it: "marijuana"

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Yellow spitbacks
Asian glass
Rubber tripmines
Sasquatch balls
Swett

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Stardust
Cracky Tobaccy
Sunrise Cheddar
Supercool
2-4-Dexoxymethyltropamine
2-4-MeO-Dexoxymethyltropamine

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
St. John's fart.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



symbolic posted:

OP, i got it: "marijuana"

ChickenWyngz posted:

Yellow spitbacks
Asian glass
Rubber tripmines
Sasquatch balls
Swett

Yellow spitbacks are a good vehicle if I cut the drug w cornmeal and tell him you have to chew and spit it out on your tummy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I didn't mean to quote aymbolics bad post nobody would

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
pappa's moustache

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Diqpiq
Malto-sextrin
Club chubber
Sky sauce
Mexicon
Bean
Bibbles

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Pelican's delight, little of the old quiff-quaff.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
biz markies

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVYhLj2WORs

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
yall nigars kneed to kook up
kokane wif baking soda
and sell it best regards~
cornrow
ps ppprrrr

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Triple-sod
Yellow Bentines
Clarke Cat

Or they very dangerous Cake. It's a metabolically bisturbile made-up drug which impacts the area of the brain known as Shatner's Bassoon, which affects your perception of time.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
triple-sod, yellow bentines, klarky-cat

e:

Stoatbringer posted:

Triple-sod
Yellow Bentines
Clarke Cat

Or they very dangerous Cake. It's a metabolically bisturbile made-up drug which impacts the area of the brain known as Shatner's Bassoon, which affects your perception of time.

you bastard

Faux-Ass Nonsense fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Dec 27, 2015

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Turn m&ms around and sell him tabs of E.

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Moon mustard
Wank
Tour bus
Spankies
Cardboard archie
Lawmen
Plowshare
Fuckstix
Fonepost
Crunchers
The beef
Sapphic jelly
Twang
Sensiblast

Thanks Op I'm waiting for Windows to install so this is occupying me

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

jet
psycho
daytripper
buffout

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Wet blankets
Buzzkillas
Party-stoppers

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Blue Train posted:

jet
psycho
daytripper
buffout

Sierra madre martini

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Goop
Lump
Pud
Waddle
Chimp
Po' Boy
Windex

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Basildon Disco Biscuits
Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Sell him powdered Nyqill and tell him it's Dreamer.

Uh, I don't know what the effects to of snorting it might be so maybe skim the Wikipedia page first.

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Venus cheese
Clappers
Japanese handshake
Chicken butter
Touch tones
Kweef
Gelatinous baby
Fanny sand
The gerb

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
use hip old 70s names for pills, like 'black beauties' and 'yellowjackets'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmO0LzkZTug&t=173s

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Obsidian obscura.

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Piss wizards

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Just buy him liquor and inflate the price because of the risk.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

Torquemada posted:

Basildon Disco Biscuits
Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack

Russell Dust

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

atom
cash
spaceship
blue fire

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
a good strategy I learned from laughing at TCC posters is just to make a random string of letters and numbers like "oh this poo poo?its DF8C21, you havent heard of it??"

and then whenever he asks what its like just tell him "oh man it makes you feel like -- andf then just make weird random noises like AGUHABABABUUUHHHAALLAAUUHAAAA-- its the best"

or like when he asks you can just tell him "man, its just makes you feel like ..... maaaan" and stare off into space for a few seconds.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Drad_Bert posted:

yall nigars kneed to kook up
kokane wif baking soda
and sell it best regards~
cornrow
ps ppprrrr

Thank u drad Bert

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

cum

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
Heroin is a good joke drug

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

social vegan posted:

I didn't mean to quote aymbolics bad post nobody would
well now i'm slightly melancholic

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
goof
stuff
puppy
chip
pixel

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