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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 40 minutes!
post the pic

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

She's not really attractive.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
That's a nice beach

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to

TEAYCHES posted:

She's not really attractive.

for a mom shes a pretty lady.

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
Did he gently caress her or

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

TEAYCHES posted:

She's not really attractive.

You're just saying this because you are gay.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

DoctorStrangelove posted:

You're just saying this because you are gay.

That's true, good eye.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

redshirt posted:

It isn't just her looks, which are hot. It's the smile, the easy grace, the beaten T, the sunny beach, the open door, like an invitation. It's the whole picture.

In some ways, I hope I never see another picture of Microwave's Mom, since it's likely it could never capture the both erotic yet maternal beauty of this pic.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Oh redshirt. You don't know what you've got till its gone :sigh:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

TEAYCHES posted:

She's not really attractive.

Look at this dude who has a Walmart mom

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Nooner posted:

Oh redshirt. You don't know what you've got till its gone :sigh:

That was my way of pouring out a 40 for redshirt

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Thread delivered. Close thread.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

she makes me feel all warm n fuzzy inside, like i imagine being snuggled up together on a cold rainy day sharing a girled cheese and listening to Feist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABYnqp-bxvg

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
When I see the pic I'm like I don't think of her as microwaves mom. I think of her as Vivian and were just hanging out

czarmonger
Aug 16, 2008

ask me about my brothel

TEAYCHES posted:

She's not really attractive.

lay off the porn

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

czarmonger posted:

lay off the porn

He is trolling you, you say he is saying this because he is gay and the creator of the "im gay" meme but no longer allowed to post it so he has to find other ways to let everyone know that he is gay, hth

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

She's not really attractive.

auburn hair, nice face, good tits.
What else do you want?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My reaction to picture of microwave's mom:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

auburn hair, nice face, good tits.
What else do you want?

Male genitalia and a more masculine face, no boobs.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


TEAYCHES posted:

She's not really attractive.

i thought the "im gay" in your av was ironic

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

:rip:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

MiracleWhale posted:

i thought the "im gay" in your av was ironic

Getting ready for 2016 - The Year of Sincerity.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



i'm glad my mom wasn't this hot or i might have weird oedpius issues

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

Male genitalia and a more masculine face, no boobs.

don't be dense. you know which women are attractive the same way that I know what some men are attractive. Pretty, but not for me

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

Did he gently caress her or

someone did

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gilganixon posted:

someone did

microwave's dad

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

don't be dense. you know which women are attractive the same way that I know what some men are attractive. Pretty, but not for me

Perhaps you are right. Maybe I'm not being fair about this. Yes, she is attractive.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

toaster ovens mom

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

This bugs me cause that's an oven, not a microwave.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

This bugs me cause that's an oven, not a microwave.


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

toaster ovens mom

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



This is Microwave's mom today.

lewtt
Apr 2, 2011

The Great Twist
mY new years resolution is to turn gay because then girl's like this cool mom here will talk to me

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


TEAYCHES posted:



This is Microwave's mom today.

boner quashed

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

TEAYCHES posted:



This is Microwave's mom today.

Still would (and still WOOD :q:)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

TEAYCHES posted:



This is Microwave's mom today.

There's a g-g-g-g-ghost behind her!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:



This is Microwave's mom today.

what is she cooking?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what is she cooking?

Looks like she's got a bun in the oven ;)

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

TEAYCHES posted:



This is Microwave's mom today.

that's just a regular styles oven

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