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Just seen this on Kotaku: TL:DR some kid opened his presents on Christmas Day to discover he had a PS4. However upon opening it the console had been swapped with a wooden imitation bearing the graffiti 'with love from cock and balls' and a drawing of said cock and balls. Lizard Squad really upped their game this year 
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It's a good idea, I'll do it.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:02
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This news just made my christmas tbh
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Dec 27, 2015 22:21
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what an rear end in a top hat dad
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Dec 27, 2015 22:22
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the author: "Being a father myself, I can’t even." In case you were wondering, yes, he does have a beta-beard.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:27
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it's beginning to look a lot like cock and balls, everywhere you go
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Dec 27, 2015 22:28
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quote:none of that helps get the image of a young boy crying alone in the playroom on Christmas out of my head. at first i thought this could be a bad thing but it turns out its acvtually a good thing gj mysterious wooden block man
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Dec 27, 2015 22:31
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cock and balls are coming to town
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Dec 27, 2015 22:31
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P-p-p-playstation 4
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Dec 27, 2015 22:32
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Lol, I wish I had gotten a block of wood with a dick on it for Christmas
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Dec 27, 2015 22:33
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Alan Smithee posted:P-p-p-playstation 4 Lmao
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Dec 27, 2015 22:33
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"This has ruined his belief in Santa." One vote for Truth. Alan Smithee posted:P-p-p-playstation 4 One vote for Justice.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:33
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Good gently caress that kid gently caress that dad 1/100 consoles should be this with no refunds Yeah Yeahhhhh
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Dec 27, 2015 22:34
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quote:I’m pretty drat certain they scan the serial when you return a console, so someone either really hosed up, or it was an inside job. jet fuel can't draw a cock on a wooden playstation
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Dec 27, 2015 22:34
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What kind of a poo poo tier dad doesn't realize what's happening in the moment and take the opportunity to put a mind scaring burn on his idiot kid
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Dec 27, 2015 22:35
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Imagine being a grown man wanting a stupid plastic and electronic box so much you went through the trouble of swapping out a wooden replica with a real one in a retail store
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Dec 27, 2015 22:35
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Painting it black would have been even better
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Dec 27, 2015 22:36
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That was really a small, low detailed cock and balls for the size of wood used. Fake PS4 executed with real Xbox effort. Now if they had used a wood burning kit to emboss a cock and balls across the entire surface veiny relief and all my belief in Santa would be restored.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:37
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quote:“He’s crying and he’s upset and he’s in the playroom by himself and he just wants to be alone so at that point. I was crushed,” said Kristin Lundy, his step-mother. to be fair if i had to pick a kid to get scammed on christmas it would be the ones with dedicated playrooms. welcome to the real world fucker
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Dec 27, 2015 22:38
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quote:This poo poo is why I don’t have faith in humanity anymore. Seriously. Most people will have their faith in humanity ‘renewed’ by things, I just regularly have my lack of faith secured over and over again. By poo poo just like this. gently caress whoever did this, seriously, gently caress them right in the skull, skull gently caress them, and then curbstomp them. They are a virus, a loving fungal piece of crap, a waste of human life, and living breathing excrement. Augh. so mad! so mad in the comment section!
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Dec 27, 2015 22:41
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I would have asked the people at Target if I could keep the Cock-and-BallStation 4.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:42
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this is exactly why i have made the informed decision to paddle my kids rear end black and blue if they step out of line.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:44
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i didn't realize ownage of this magnitude was real, is it possible i've also been wrong about santa and jesus
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Dec 27, 2015 22:45
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in my day we would have been ecstatic to get a block of wood that large loving entitled children Vargs fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Dec 27, 2015 |
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Dec 27, 2015 22:46
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Could've been worse... ...could've been an XBox One 
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Dec 27, 2015 22:47
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For a second I started thinking about the knock kneed crying and white knighting Reddit will get into over this but at the last possible moment I backed out, realizing that imagining human being poo poo on that level would hang my brain up and cause smoke to come out of my ears like a 1950s android presented with a logic puzzle.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:50
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Pro parenting move would've been to demand the kid set it up and play with it, and get angry when he fails to. Maybe call him an idiot
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Dec 27, 2015 23:00
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Kid is 9 and believes in Santa and has his own playroom to sulk in. This own was probably an inside job.
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Dec 27, 2015 23:03
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Being a father myself, I can’t even.
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Dec 27, 2015 23:04
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I was hoping it was a replica of a ps4 in wood, that would have been real funny
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Dec 27, 2015 23:08
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Mariana Horchata posted:this is exactly why i have made the informed decision to paddle my kids rear end black and blue if they step out of line. you have kids? what is your parenting style
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Dec 27, 2015 23:18
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Horniest Manticore posted:so mad! so mad in the comment section! Skullrape/murder is problematic in my opinion even when it's a serious matter like a xmas prank as here Edti wait so he got a free ps4 and a bunch of games why an I supposed to fell sorry for this little reprobate how do we know he didn't draw the COCK himself eh sebmojo fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Dec 27, 2015 |
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Dec 27, 2015 23:20
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That Robot posted:you have kids? what is your parenting style Its right there in the post, the old black and blue rear end paddler
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Dec 27, 2015 23:21
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hahaha holy poo poo that conversation must have been pricesless why would santa do a thing like this? oh no honey santa didnt do this, we bought it from a store wait why did you forge santas signature on the 'from' tag is santa ok this year
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Dec 27, 2015 23:26
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When I was younger I used to purchase games from best buy then open them with a razor blade and burn the discs inside then put them back in and reseal the boxes. This was fine until I started botting diablo 2 and so then I would have to take the cd-key out of the box so a bunch of people ended up with game discs and no cd-keys. Super lovely.
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Dec 27, 2015 23:27
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Alan Smithee posted:P-p-p-playstation 4
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Demonachizer posted:When I was younger I used to purchase games from best buy then open them with a razor blade and burn the discs inside then put them back in and reseal the boxes. This was fine until I started botting diablo 2 and so then I would have to take the cd-key out of the box so a bunch of people ended up with game discs and no cd-keys. Super lovely. hmm
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That kid must of been a real piece of poo poo this year for karma to bite him in the rear end like that. Go cry in your playroom you little bitch.
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King Vidiot posted:Could've been worse... Great now I have to turn all the lights on in the house because that post is too spooky and chilling.
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