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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Aye Doc posted:

why can't someone kick chris kunitz in the face
Because they know he is holding Crosby down

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Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
I love the powerhouse that is the Pittsburgh Penguins offense.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


DJExile posted:

oh good a too much man while we're at it


gently caress this game, I'm out

oh it's on them.welp

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
For fucks sakes oilers...

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

chris kunitz is so bad

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
more shorties against. business as usual

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



kunitz skates like a bloated corpse to begin with let alone after he's been on the ice for a 3 minute shift. it really bothers me that he keeps playing so much

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
What a joke. Jets lucky as poo poo.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Put it in the net, Kunitz you gently caress

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
God drat it, Kunitz. You're too old now. Please retire.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Raylen posted:

God drat it, Kunitz. You're too old now. Please retire.
Put him out to the pasture, tell Crosby he can visit the farm every once in a while

Cat4Tumbleweed
Sep 26, 2015
I heard the Oilers PP was bad, but a short handed 3 on 1 is just rough.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




This team is poo poo. Embrace the tank.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

achillesforever6 posted:

Put him out to the pasture, tell Crosby he can visit the farm every once in a while

And then put him down anyways.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



gently caress, at least Zatkoff didn't gently caress this up. Jets got lucky a lot.

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
the pens have dominik simon and then like tom kuhnackl as forward prospects right now

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
A bad day for Pittsburgh sports

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



olli maata-trevor daley should probably not see the ice together very often

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Pittsburgh Penguins - still not making the playoffs

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

Vincent Van Goat posted:

gently caress, at least Zatkoff didn't gently caress this up. Jets got lucky a lot.

The Jets were the better team

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
the maple leafs are only 3 points out of the last pacific division playoff spot

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
oilers bad

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
Flyers please just pull Mason so the Ducks can get an empty netter and put this game out of its misery.

Cat4Tumbleweed
Sep 26, 2015
Pouliot vs Gaudreau for the hatty

Let's go boys

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
Oh Oilers....

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...

fits posted:

oilers bad

Really bad

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

fits posted:

oilers bad

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis
Schultz was basically responsible for 3 of those goals.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Albino Squirrel posted:

Schultz was basically responsible for 3 of those goals.

putting the 1 in 3-on-1 breakaway

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Albino Squirrel posted:

Schultz was basically responsible for 3 of those goals.

save us brad hunt

hmm, that doesnt sound right

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
in the last 15 periods of play, oilers pp has 0 goals for and 2 goals against

so uh. when can we just decline pps

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
justin "power play quarterback" last had a pp goal march 2014. almost half his career gp ago. theres no easy stat for "contributed to shortie against" but uh im going to assume its a lot higher

e: i counted. it was 116 games ago. hes played 225 career games. 51% of his career to date has passed since his last pp goal

fits fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Dec 28, 2015

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
Oilers replace Nillson instead of Schultz for some reason

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
someone gave schultz a 4th place byng vote last year????

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



neckbeard posted:

Oilers replace Nillson instead of Schultz for some reason

what if the guy they'd replace schultz with is even worse

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
please dont hurt matt hendricks

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
sit down and think about what you did jschultz :mad:

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



he isnt capable of thought

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
oilers delenda est

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neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
And of course Flames score with Schultz in the box...

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