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This is my life. Thanks Uber.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 23:59 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:55 |
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I had a taxi driver pull up to me last week and give me poo poo about ordering an uber
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:00 |
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how many of those trips lead to gay sex?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:01 |
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Why not just walk a mile to your destination? Lazy loving OP.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:02 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I had a taxi driver pull up to me last week and give me poo poo about ordering an uber Did you give him poo poo for driving like an rear end in a beat up old crown vic that smells like vomit?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:03 |
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:Did you give him poo poo for driving like an rear end in a beat up old crown vic that smells like vomit? i did not, he was bigger than me
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:04 |
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pretty cool my man
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:05 |
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Might as well just say "you've been drunk at least this many times in 2015". Looks like you may have a bit of a problem there 3O
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:06 |
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why, exactly, are we not allowed to demand that three olives threads are gassed how is this right or proper
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:06 |
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Three Olives posted:
5 minutes per mile. Nice!
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:09 |
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I like cheaper rides and really hate cabbies but Uber is a lovely company that pretends it doesn't have to follow the law and shifts a lot of their rightful financial burden onto their drivers.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:09 |
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139 trips for 188 miles yeah I'd be depressed too, fatty
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:10 |
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I hate both Uber and Cabbies
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:11 |
mdm posted:139 trips for 188 miles yeah I'd be depressed too, fatty Ugh I can't physically see my destination. Better call up an Uber. *coughs up chicken nugget onto vest*
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:13 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:why, exactly, are we not allowed to demand that three olives threads are gassed This world is so corrupt...
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:58 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i did not, he was bigger than me hard to believe, unless you mean he was taller
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:59 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:I like cheaper rides and really hate cabbies but Uber is a lovely company that pretends it doesn't have to follow the law and shifts a lot of their rightful financial burden onto their drivers. yeah and poors loving lovew working for them so i dont see an issue
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:00 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:I like cheaper rides and really hate cabbies but Uber is a lovely company that pretends it doesn't have to follow the law and shifts a lot of their rightful financial burden onto their drivers. Yes but who gives a poo poo about anyone dumb to be an uber driver
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:00 |
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i mooch ubers, never paid even once
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:01 |
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Three Olives posted:
Actually ur life is being a fat gay guy who lives in an expensive penthouse, can't believe you forgot!
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:12 |
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Could you be any more of an annoying trust fund baby, three olives
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:13 |
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fukken ubersexuals
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:14 |
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I don't get it, why blur your first name? Did you have any good conversations with strangers in their car during those thousand minutes you were sitting in one?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:15 |
Last uber I took the guy had downlights in his doors that projected Darth Vader onto the ground. He then blasted Metallica and Kid Rock at max volume. He is my spirit animal.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:18 |
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goddamn you're such a dildo OP
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:18 |
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The op prefers small dogs to large dogs This is how mentally diseased he is
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:21 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why not just walk a mile to your destination? Lazy loving OP. Three Olives is fit enough already.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:51 |
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i still want to know how many of these mile long ubers ended up in gay sex. asking for a friend. i consider myself a friend
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:53 |
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Incomplete Fish posted:I don't get it, why blur your first name? Posting "human being" is still bannable.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:54 |
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In Dallas they beat up gay people in parking lots. Good luck Three Olives don't get beaten up in a bar parking lot and godspeed
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:54 |
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Walking is fun, especially in big cities, why would you do this?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:55 |
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What the gently caress is an uber
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:00 |
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BottledBodhisvata posted:What the gently caress is an uber it's like a taxi except it unregulated and internet people drive you around. super safe.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:01 |
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mdm posted:139 trips for 188 miles yeah I'd be depressed too, fatty Yeah, at that point you may as well hire someone that drives a rascal scooter with a sidecar to cart your rear end back and forth from the kitchen.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:03 |
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BottledBodhisvata posted:What the gently caress is an uber It's okcupid for cars.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:03 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:it's like a taxi except it unregulated and internet people drive you around. super safe. Taxi drivers are always cool guys why would I want an Internet to drive me One guy told me about how his cat caught and killed a hawk and it was rad
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:03 |
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Taxi drivers are always cool guys why would I want an Internet to drive me It's way cheaper. Internet people are dumb as hell and you (yes, YOU!) can profit from it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:07 |
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ubers are way safer than cabs because you and the driver are being gps tracked throughout the entire transaction whereas if a cabbie rapes you and drives off you're gonna have to remember his 11 digit cab number and the company he works for and his name and features and all that.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:17 |
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wasn't there some axe murderer uber driver already
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:54 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:55 |
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TK-42-1 posted:Ugh I can't physically see my destination. Better call up an Uber. fuckin lol
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:56 |