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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I hope everyone is safe from the death storms that moved across the US during Xmas. :(

200mph tornadoes, jfc.

Anyone in the path have a ground report?

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
no because tornadoes and severe thunderstorms are the reason i dont live in the midwest

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
its snowing a lot here

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

currently viewing the catastrophic flooding of my sidewalk and driveway

its got puddles all over and poo poo, its hosed up

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

satanic splash-back posted:

currently viewing the catastrophic flooding of my sidewalk and driveway

its got puddles all over and poo poo, its hosed up

Be careful Goon.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

LegoPirateNinja posted:

no because tornadoes and severe thunderstorms are the reason i dont live in the midwest

Is it the Midwest? Thought it was the south. Anyone heard from Lowtax?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
According to the weather this giant storm is less than 60 minutes from pounding my town, it's been so warm here though that it's all gonna melt before the weekend.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

King of Bees posted:

Is it the Midwest? Thought it was the south. Anyone heard from Lowtax?

wait is missouri the south or the midwest

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Parallax Scroll posted:

wait is missouri the south or the midwest

it's on the fringe between the two

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
It's Allah punishing the infidels for not worshipping the one true God.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Obligatory Handle posted:

It's Allah punishing the infidels for not worshipping the one true God.

i thought it was regular god punishing us for gay marriage

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Parallax Scroll posted:

i thought it was regular god punishing us for gay marriage

This falls under Allah's jurisdiction too.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



85 degrees and clear skies, who's laughing at Florida now bitches :c00lbert:

No but seriously to everyone stuck in tornado hell, stay safe and good luck

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Missouri isnt the midwest its just the mid

Is this global warming

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Obligatory Handle posted:

This falls under Allah's jurisdiction too.

would he really come all the way over from the midle east just to throw tornadoes at us?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Parallax Scroll posted:

i thought it was regular god punishing us for gay marriage

For some reason I goonishly chuckled at the distinction between THE ONE TRUE GOD, PRAISE BE UNTO HIM, and regular god. You know, that other one

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Parallax Scroll posted:

would he really come all the way over from the midle east just to throw tornadoes at us?

He did it with 9/11 and planes.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Parallax Scroll posted:

i thought it was regular god punishing us for gay marriage

Why would he punish the Midwest for the decadent coastal sinners?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the west coast really is the best coast

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It's currently raining cats and dogs in Ohio, with standing water everywhere. On the night of the 23rd there was a hellacious thunderstorm. I had to keep looking outside because I refused to believe there was a thunderstorm in December.

I don't think any tornados have hit Ohio, but I know I saw on the news that a few houses list their roofs.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Why do people live in ______ where they have to deal with _____.




:bahgawd:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

crabcakes66 posted:

Why do people live in ______ where they have to deal with _____.




:bahgawd:

oh nice i just got some practice for this from the mad libs thread

1. dick
2. butt

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crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Parallax Scroll posted:

oh nice i just got some practice for this from the mad libs thread

1. dick
2. butt



The only correct word in madlibs is "wiener".

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