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Our dog has gone from Elora to Elorba to Elborba to Belborba to Taco Belborba. I have a habit of doing these things, it has led to me calling my daughter Pete all the time. Her name is actually Abigail.
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Yates posted:I have a habit of doing these things, it has led to me calling my daughter Pete all the time. Her name is actually Abigail. It's ok, I turned out good with a bad father too
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Mar 25, 2016 06:06
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Wanker, dickhead, idiot etc. It offends my family and friends because hes such a cutie patootie but i dont care. He knows we tight
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Mar 25, 2016 11:10
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My cat was named Mars by her last owner and I call her marzipan, marsy-moo, loaf, peaheadkaworu posted:If I say a random name, my cat will more or less ignore me. If I say her name, she picks up her head and looks at me. Dogs can obviously be trained with commands. Mars knows sit and lie down and high five, as long as there's treats involved  I used a clicker dealy to train her. She's still pretty dumb thoughIt's me, I'm the  
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Mar 25, 2016 18:31
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My cat Marigold: Mary, Mawy, Mawy-Bewwy, Mare-bear, Mawy-goat My other cat Clover: Cwover, kitty, kitty-kat, little tiny kitty
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Mar 25, 2016 18:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yI8XpL-qdg Here is a video of me saying stupid things to my cat. Now, though, she is Golden Brown. Texture like sun. Never a frown, with Golden Brown.
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Mar 26, 2016 16:29
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Gearfeathers posted:My dog Asric is also known as Ham Hunk, Tater Tots, Buddy, and C'mere Lazybutt. I think every dog is legally required to respond to the name Buddy
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Mar 29, 2016 16:49
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Our bearded dragon is called Oscar and I've found myself going 'heeeeey uncle-father Oscar' when I get up on a morning. There's a lot of 'lazy fat dragon' also, she isn't fat, eats a hell of a lot though.
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Mar 29, 2016 17:22
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We have a long hair cat that earned the nicknames fatty and shitass. Had a tuxedo cat we would call heifer because of how she grazed. She had messed up vocal chords so we'd call her curmudgeon too. I haven't any nicknames for my current kitty because I live alone with her, so I just look at her and talk.
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Mar 30, 2016 07:46
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Clobbers kind of evolves over the day. Common ones are Clam Boat, Clobdobs, Clobobbo, Clibbity and really just any kind of similar iteration of those.
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Apr 2, 2016 03:01
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Kiska's rap name is Little Kicks. She is going to be a superstar someday.
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Apr 2, 2016 15:26
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When my cat pukes, I'll call her Puki Noguchi 
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Apr 5, 2016 13:51
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My birds Pion and Putni at times become Bird One and Two. Sometimes I ask them whether they are really birds, I never get a clear answer. Obviously Putni becomes Putin once in a while. And then there's just me trying (poorly) to parrot their bird sounds.
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Apr 7, 2016 09:58
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Mozi posted:we built this city
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My cat is named Sir Percival von Puffypants. He is a bit fat. Between my wife and I he has been called: Chubbles, chububblet, chublet chew, lardling, fatling, fatass, fattyfat, whalelord, chubble bubble, fatapat, fatniss everplump, sugar plum, Fatman and Blobbin, whalevorine, fatlo saggins, Harry plumper, and game of moans (when he yells outside the bedroom door and we have to "go answer the fat signal"). Freakbox fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Apr 15, 2016 13:12
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Freakbox posted:Chubbles, chububblet, chublet chew, lardling, fatling, fatass, fattyfat, whalelord, chubble bubble, fatapat, fatniss everplump, sugar plum, Fatman and Blobbin, whalevorine, fatlo saggins, Harry plumper, and game of moans (when he yells outside the bedroom door and we have to "go answer the fat signal"). That was a pleasure to read  Sometimes when my cat's chub is noticeable I poke it and call him my Chubby Buddy.And then I ask him, "Huh? It is a chubby buddy after all, isn't it? Chubby Buddy, huh? Yeah..." And then I get stupid.
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MrSlam posted:That was a pleasure to read Wife just looked over my shoulder and advised me of forgetting her favorite name for Percival- Porkival. Thanks honey. And that's adorable. I want a puffy white cat I can name adipose, someday  Included- complementary picture of fatling. (note : I do NOT endorse obese animals being 'adorable' or making obese animals. He just happens to be a fatlord who I find cute otherwise.) 
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Apr 16, 2016 12:14
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Simon is an old fat ferret, his nicknames are porkchop, portabella, or chicken biscuit. Ashton is a middle aged ferret and his nickname is hoagie or baguette. Mia is a younger, much smaller girl ferret and her nicknames are terrible ferret, squiggles, and shrimp poboy.
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Apr 16, 2016 18:12
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FIona, my pomeranian is fluffy butt.
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Apr 17, 2016 00:36
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Boo is Boo Bear, Baby Bear, Mr Bear, Bear, Boo Radley, Boo Paddly , Dickhead, Buttface or Buttface McGee. I also sing the Mr Plow song while holding him but replace the word Plow with Bear. And I call him in an exaggerated French accent. Meester Bear. I sometimes call him by the foreign words on his catfood, like gambas, lambsvlees (pronounced lambsleeves) or tunfisk. I taunt him for not having thumbs and when I cuddle him against his will I tell him he has no recourse, which turns into taunting him for having no racehorses. When I do this I also make him look at his own upright, curved tail in the mirror so he can see how much he's enjoying it really. I am unashamed.
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Apr 18, 2016 21:50
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I call the boy cat Puppy, which infuriates my wife to no end for some reason. I call the girl cat booger-butt, or bean. Bean because two of her paw toes are black, and they look like black beans.
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Apr 18, 2016 21:57
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Tibor posted:Boo is Boo Bear, Baby Bear, Mr Bear, Bear, Boo Radley, Boo Paddly , Dickhead, Buttface or Buttface McGee. I also sing the Mr Plow song while holding him but replace the word Plow with Bear. And I call him in an exaggerated French accent. Meester Bear. I'm going to adopt these methods of
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Apr 19, 2016 16:48
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For reasons unknown my cat Austin gets called foof, fat pants, baba and his full name Austin J. Malloy. Note, that is not my surname I just called him that and it stuck.
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Iron Crowned posted:"fluffle buffle." I think this one is my favorite. Tibor posted:taunting him for having no racehorses. This one is my other favorite. This post brought to you by Irma aka Princess Walnut (a non-flattering reference to brain size...not fair, as she's anxious but really pretty smart)/Mouse/Mousie/Kittygirl/FussPrincess, Bruce aka Bears, Little Bear, Bear-Bear Cat, BRS (short for Bruce or Bears, clever me), and Marshall aka Ponies (if he missed me, he'll rear up for pets like a horse), Tux-face, Kitten, Footie-Beans (because white paws, black beans, very excellent). Irma will get sung to about her little paws and ears, Bruce will get a song almost every day in the shower about bears (sample: "he's a bears bears bears, a little bears bears bears"), and Marshall gets "Ponies the Cat" sung at him to the rough tune of the old Felix the Cat theme song. I didn't do this before, but a previous cat was mostly blind so I started talking to him a lot, and Irma needed constant reassurance that I was harmless, so I started singing to her. Now, I'm always asking them stupid poo poo like who's a bear, who's got little footie beans, etc.
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 This is Wolfgang, Prince Wolfgang, Maximum Kitty, Maximum Fluff, Fuzz Factory, Furry Man, Squeaky Man, Talky Buddy, Our Kitty of the Perpetual Floof.  This is James, who doesn't really have any other nicknames. But both are Cuddle Buddy, Cuddle Friend, Sweetie, Sweet Potato, Sweetness, Special, Pudding Hat, Worried Countenance, Captain of the Foretop (when perched atop the cat tree), Schmoopy, Schmoopy-doopy, Boy, Boy-boy, Boy-boy-boy, Sir, My Dear Sir, Buddy, Matey, Matey-moo. And lots of songs become about the cats: I'm gonna pat some cats Only got one kitty on my table I - I I'm patting Looking for a cuddle What a furry kitten! And, to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C3umDN3voo When I pat the kitty, pat the kitty, pat the cat Then I pat the kitty, pat the kitty, pat the caaaat! When I pat the kitty, pat the kitty, pat the cat Then I pat the kitty, pat the kitty, pat the caaaat! Well, I pat the kitty kitty, pat the cat. I pat the kitty, pat the kitty cat Pat the kitty kitty kitty pat the cat. I pat the kitty, pat the kitty cat Pat the kitty kitty kitty pat the cat. I pat the kitty, pat the kitty caaaaaat! Hyperlynx fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Apr 20, 2016 |
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Minky is "the minkiest of minks" or "stinky minky"; Sausage is "the sauciest of sauces". Together they are the "peeper peeps". When they cuddle, it's "they love each other brother sister" pronounced as one word. We have two ducks hanging out around my flat, so of course I must quack at them. When I talk to animals my american accent gets really thick and the locals laugh their bums off at me.
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We named the kitten Lemon, but I call her Pleppie most of the time. I don't know why.
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Rescued a pure black cat named Ghirardelli, but I usually just call him "Ghira" because I don't want my apartment neighbors thinking I'm some crazy person yelling out a brand of chocolate several times a day. My other rescue Artemis I call Mrs. Grouchypants when she randomly decides petting time is over.
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Funka posted:When I talk to animals my american accent gets really thick and the locals laugh their bums off at me. When I talk to my cats I have the most bizarre, most annoying Midwestern accent ever. Like "cat" becomes "keeeeeeaaaat." I have no idea where it came from and it irritates me but I can't stop it because cats 
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my last cat   passed at 18 his proper name was Motu Raja (indian ex wife) Mo, momo, motu, mofus, mofurky and momomomomomomomomomomomo
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Thin Privilege posted:When I talk to my cats I have the most bizarre, most annoying Midwestern accent ever. Like "cat" becomes "keeeeeeaaaat." I have no idea where it came from and it irritates me but I can't stop it because cats Yeah I am originally from Chicago too, it does not help that my cat is called SAWWWWW SAAAAG (he was named before I took him in so I kept it). I hear myself and it sounds like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBnnon_iZOM
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May 1, 2016 16:09
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Potassium purrmanganate. Potassium purr magnate
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Funka posted:Yeah I am originally from Chicago too, it does not help that my cat is called SAWWWWW SAAAAG (he was named before I took him in so I kept it). I hear myself and it sounds like: I totally forgot about these guys, this is hilarious. People used make fun of me because I said ch-icago instead of sh-icago. Content: all of my cats have to be called [ name ] - bucket. Like, CatBucket. I think it's because I heard someone call a car a Rust Bucket as a kid and found it the most hilarious thing so now my cats amuse me by being Cat Buckets. (They're not rusty.)
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"Wrinkle-face", "Butt", "Dummy", "Dingus", "Moron", and "Babybutt"
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Batman, buddy, little buddy, little guy, baby-boy, fur-butt, and Mr. Man. Cats are great
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My moms dog Xena gets called Xeens, Xeeners, Xeener-weeners, Stupid, Dumbass, Buttface, and Shithead. She actually responds to Stupid sometimes when her actual name doesn't work. We love her so.
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May 10, 2016 02:31
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Fatty-fat
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Every morning after I have a shower I go into my bedroom to get dressed and see Mr Neon sleeping on my bed I will call him 'babydog' in a cutesy voice. This is often accompanied by furious pats depending on how docile he is. Other times I will pat him while saying 'Neon, Neon, Neon, Neon' like Gunther patting Nina in that weird Adventure Time episode. When he's being particularly boisterous he is a landshark or I will sing 'suck my diiiick, I'm a shaaaaark' as he tears around the place.
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My Neko was often known as Neeker, Neeker-Butt, Dumbass, and during the last year of his life, when he became senile and forgot how to use the litterbox and how to groom himself, was affectionately dubbed Stinkmo. We also had Maggie, often known as Mags, Magaggie, Little Bit, and occasionally, Bitch. My friend also has Sgt. Pepper, who usually is just called Sarge or Sgt. Pooper. Also Wethead, for his habit of drinking out of the running sink by letting the water run down the top of his face, and Noddy Holder, because he'll come running every time my friend listens to the band Slade. He's even pawed at the radio a couple of times when he's wanted my friend to play it. He's an endearingly bizarre cat.
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The dog (affectionately): Muttley, dumbass, dipshit, MuttZilla
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