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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
STAR WARS INTRO CREATOR

It does what it says on the tin. In case you're stupid, that means you put some text into some fields except instead of making a lovely SomethingAwful forums post, some HTML5/CSS3 genius made it so that it's a Star Wars opening sequence.

Go nuts. The possibilities are endless!

This is my poetry. Do not mock it or I shall be forced to vaguebook about internet meanie monsters to my 358 closest most personal friends on the social medias :smith:

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
^motherfucker

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
*puts cigarette out on star wars intro creator's forehead"

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6fzETdpPLl68EpEEt4

Tiberius Thyben fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Dec 29, 2015

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6fx3ysi2tSXNAhRHG3

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6fx4D6Nhav3ZhxV_O2

Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Dec 29, 2015

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
someone do that post from the goon who was upset about the "legends" announcement

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6fyNE1iiMAr_N7pI5T

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity




A long long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

I voted 5

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6fz8AoJHz8Xdfcqwyt

SEA PATROL!

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Crossposting from TFF

http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6gIDNBKjD8s-8-2dBa

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Dec 29, 2015

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6g-AKsCQTYP0-5Vx8w

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6g-LNKihvoK__jpOc8

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6g0FVOEuw9QMAl-Coi
its from a lovely fan fiction

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Luke was still pounding her in












the rear end

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Ah, I want to post a gif, not a link though.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6g1MX9LyvbkYpP8wQK

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6g2tz3Xu7z5fvJgAgU

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
^ god loving dammit

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Just when I thought I had dickbutt working, the spacing between the lines messed it all up.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

The Whole Internet posted:

Just when I thought I had dickbutt working, the spacing between the lines messed it all up.

coudnt get goatse working either, gently caress this stupid site

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6g6rwkICIhHkgyCqS-

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!


the gently caress is this?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

TheHoosier posted:

the gently caress is this?

Honestly, I took a good look at FYAD to try and make sense of the nearly endless hordes of pieces of poo poo that dehumanize anyone who is not a white heterosexual cisgender man with the correct interests and value preferences. I shouldn't have to say that loving unironically. I really shouldn't.

GBS, currently, is worse. It is not being 'invaded' by FYAD. FYAD seems to have its own idiosyncratic, but restrained problems. A 'joke' is made, and with two or three emptyquotes, forever complete. All mockery is ephemeral, any repetition deliberate and patterned. However pointless, they are finite. Ending. Yielding.

The current GBS inhabitants let loose from their cages are now flinging poop, as mere animals, who exist only to eat, gently caress and sleep, incapable of self-actualization, only subsisting on the approval of peers for the psychological maintenance of their purposeless existence. Any threats to change this cycle in any way must be met with hostility, for they are the products of billions of years of self-replication, unable to transcend the bounds of their instinct.

The fact that they are in any way proximal to civil society is dangerous. Even if nominally confined to one forum, their toxic thoughts will lend an air of respectability to behaviors unwanted everywhere else.

There are now almost 80 people on my ignore list, up from a previous count of around 4. Each and every one, as far as I can tell, is a worse poster than a guy who raped an 8-year-old. Such things, I would hope, would be nigh impossible. But human decency is so easy, yet so far out of reach, that anyone with a modicum of empathy or consciousness can obtain it, and thus by corollary, that those posters do not possess such things.

This is our community, not theirs, and we will not yield to such filth.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Fojar38 posted:

Honestly, I took a good look at FYAD to try and make sense of the nearly endless hordes of pieces of poo poo that dehumanize anyone who is not a white heterosexual cisgender man with the correct interests and value preferences. I shouldn't have to say that loving unironically. I really shouldn't.

GBS, currently, is worse. It is not being 'invaded' by FYAD. FYAD seems to have its own idiosyncratic, but restrained problems. A 'joke' is made, and with two or three emptyquotes, forever complete. All mockery is ephemeral, any repetition deliberate and patterned. However pointless, they are finite. Ending. Yielding.

The current GBS inhabitants let loose from their cages are now flinging poop, as mere animals, who exist only to eat, gently caress and sleep, incapable of self-actualization, only subsisting on the approval of peers for the psychological maintenance of their purposeless existence. Any threats to change this cycle in any way must be met with hostility, for they are the products of billions of years of self-replication, unable to transcend the bounds of their instinct.

The fact that they are in any way proximal to civil society is dangerous. Even if nominally confined to one forum, their toxic thoughts will lend an air of respectability to behaviors unwanted everywhere else.

There are now almost 80 people on my ignore list, up from a previous count of around 4. Each and every one, as far as I can tell, is a worse poster than a guy who raped an 8-year-old. Such things, I would hope, would be nigh impossible. But human decency is so easy, yet so far out of reach, that anyone with a modicum of empathy or consciousness can obtain it, and thus by corollary, that those posters do not possess such things.

This is our community, not theirs, and we will not yield to such filth.

I wasnt clear, sorry. where did it come from?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
if anyone has that wookie gif i need it for a project

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
a complaint from an old gbs poster when gbs 2.0 was unleashed

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

There's nothing left for me to do now,

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6g8vJViz_RcOCPedvK

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!


been done three times, still funny.

http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6gAA-CNNGqVcmdUM9M

TheHoosier fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Dec 29, 2015

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Fojar38 posted:

Honestly, I took a good look at FYAD to try and make sense of the nearly endless hordes of pieces of poo poo that dehumanize anyone who is not a white heterosexual cisgender man with the correct interests and value preferences. I shouldn't have to say that loving unironically. I really shouldn't.

GBS, currently, is worse. It is not being 'invaded' by FYAD. FYAD seems to have its own idiosyncratic, but restrained problems. A 'joke' is made, and with two or three emptyquotes, forever complete. All mockery is ephemeral, any repetition deliberate and patterned. However pointless, they are finite. Ending. Yielding.

The current GBS inhabitants let loose from their cages are now flinging poop, as mere animals, who exist only to eat, gently caress and sleep, incapable of self-actualization, only subsisting on the approval of peers for the psychological maintenance of their purposeless existence. Any threats to change this cycle in any way must be met with hostility, for they are the products of billions of years of self-replication, unable to transcend the bounds of their instinct.

The fact that they are in any way proximal to civil society is dangerous. Even if nominally confined to one forum, their toxic thoughts will lend an air of respectability to behaviors unwanted everywhere else.

There are now almost 80 people on my ignore list, up from a previous count of around 4. Each and every one, as far as I can tell, is a worse poster than a guy who raped an 8-year-old. Such things, I would hope, would be nigh impossible. But human decency is so easy, yet so far out of reach, that anyone with a modicum of empathy or consciousness can obtain it, and thus by corollary, that those posters do not possess such things.

This is our community, not theirs, and we will not yield to such filth.

is this one of those dumb poo poo sjws who basicaly got asshurt that GBS wasnt a safe space anymore.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
I tried to get ambitious but it's best to start simple and work your way up http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6gBXRb-fGipHGVUUHK

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6gC3PHH1IuBYAZ3lsY

He never scored.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
sure will

Superboy-Prime
Jul 23, 2009

Ask me who
the REAL SUPERBOY
is!!

then make me a sammich woman
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6gAtIzSikwUNwZ9S7O

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
what could have been:
http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6gG3ZuNm93ondtKtwo

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

This is really the only thing I would ever want to do with this

http://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6gHIl84VEQlYkH98-f

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Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007

This works on 10/10 levels. Meta + Satire. Shows over.

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