Chip Kelly to 49ers - Good move, there's no roster to destroy anyway

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/681991223423426560

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/news/article-1/Eagles-Release-Head-Coach-Chip-Kelly/fb1d79b9-7dd3-41c9-b964-85ac79d74f2b

quote:

Today, Jeffrey Lurie, Chairman and CEO of the Philadelphia Eagles, released Head Coach Chip Kelly.

�We appreciate all the contributions that Chip Kelly made and wish him every success going forward,� said Lurie.

Coach Pat Shurmur will be interim head coach for Sunday�s game against the New York Giants.

Ed Marynowitz, vice president of player personnel, was also released. Tom Donahoe, former GM of the Buffalo Bills and director of football operations for the Pittsburgh Steelers and senior football advisor for the Eagles since 2012, will assume the role of senior director of player personnel.

A press conference will be held Wednesday, December 30 at the NovaCare Complex at Noon with Lurie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMujEmFLiM

Dexo fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Dec 30, 2015

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:45

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

i wonder how he feels about his job security now

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:28

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

This loving sucks and I am speechless and I hate everything.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:28

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:29

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:29

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Can't wait for the Eagles to have 4-6 win seasons. They dumb.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:29

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

So much for coaching stability.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:29

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Wow drat. I'm not a big fan of Chip Kelly but I don't think this was a great move for the eagles.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:29

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

EDP is having a stroke

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:30

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Roger Craig posted:

Wow drat. I'm not a big fan of Chip Kelly but I don't think this was a great move for the eagles.

I don't think hiring Chip Kelly was a great movie for the Eagles.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:30

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

HAHAHHHAAHA

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:30

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

This is loving insane.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:30

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

What staff positions are going to be open on the Titans?

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:30

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

The Wild Ride is over, and I don't know how I feel.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:30

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Pat Haden feels like the dumbest person alive right now.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:30

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:30

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Who's the interm coach that's gonna lay 55 on NY?

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:31

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Has anyone located LeSean McCoy to ask him what he thinks about this?

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:31

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Cole posted:

I don't think hiring Chip Kelly was a great movie for the Eagles.

Hiring Chip Kelly to coach was fine. Hiring a college coach to control NFL personnel moves was insane.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:31

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

ahahaha crash and burn

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:31

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

This is the sort of poo poo that eventually years later is identified as the starting point of a franchise curse, like the Lions trading away Bobby Layne.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:31

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

How fast can south Carolina legally fire Muschamp?

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:31

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

TubeStank posted:

Why minions?

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:32

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Crazy Ted posted:

Hiring Chip Kelly to coach was fine. Hiring a college coach to control NFL personnel moves was insane.

I can agree with this. I retract my previous statement and change it to this instead.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:32

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Being an Eagles fan is putting a gun in your mouth and sobbing as pulling the trigger fails to fire any bullets.

But it somehow does fire your head coach. :suicide:

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:32

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Over rated bust college coach goes back to college.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:32

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

Just loving end me.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:32

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Gosh, this is huge.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:33

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Crazy Ted posted:

Pat Haden feels like the dumbest person alive right now.

Why?

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:33

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

TERRORIST LEADER CHIP KELLY CONFIRMED DEAD

Ehud knows what to do

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:34

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Ross Angeles posted:

Why?

I'm sure Clay Helton is fine but keep the interim tag on him for another month and now you have the chance to put Chip Kelly in charge of USC, which would probably work out extremely well.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:34

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Everyone pile into #NFL on synirc

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:35

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:45

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Winkie01 posted:

Chip Kelly gets fired after 1 bad year. Jeff Fisher keeps his job after 20 bad years.

Tom Coughlin likely keeps his job even though the Giants will miss the playoffs for the fourth year in a row.

# ? Dec 30, 2015 01:35

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