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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I've never seen Star Wars

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




We got 80 years to fly home, surely I'll make at least Lieutenant by then.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If I was him I'd sure spend a lot of time in the ol' holodeck tbqh

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
Plays the clarinet like twice before the writers forget that part of my character.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I dont remember what he did but off screen he was always going 'me rikey fried lice'

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
This is the high point of my acting career. Kevin Sorbo will get more work than me.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWATBOQCUqM

I thought you was talkin about the oriental shrink guy on Law & Order!

The desk clerk = agent stabler, though

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

A man so pathetic he makes Chief O'Brien feel good about himself.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I'm not even the real Harry, and no one notices or cares.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


*sucks off tom paris in a shuttle*

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
i wish i had stayed at quark's

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Didn't plow 7 of 9 when he had the chance.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
*Man, Neelix has some sweet dance moves! I wonder if he's willing to teach me after he's done boiling those Bolarian guju beets"

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

*goes to the holodeck to roleplay flash gordon's assistant*

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
WE already have a thread full of Harry Kims

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3690783&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
*does a math problem to solve intergalactic redistricting*

Spectral Werewolf
Jun 15, 2006

And if that wasn't funny, there were lots of things that weren't even funnier...
*Is an asian in the future* *has virtual girlfriend in the Holodeck*

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
*gets laid with a hot alien chick for once*

*gets space pregnant*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Tom turned my holodate into a horse again :(

Moltke
May 13, 2009
*Plays clarinet for species that has never heard music before*

We wish to hear the doctor! bring back the doctor!

*gets booed off the stage*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI62Ejg0ku0

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Universe Master posted:

Didn't plow 7 of 9 when he had the chance.

lol the biggest loser character of all time, including all the dead redshirts

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
He's ok but he's no Miles O'Brien.

In fact I cant remember much about what he actually did other than be the token Asian dude.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Millions of Crows posted:

This is the high point of my acting career. Kevin Sorbo will get more work than me.

sorbo at least had muscles

i don't think garret wang would make a very good kull the conqueror

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
you're not my mommy, captain mommy! i'll bang the alien girl if i want to!

*disobeys orders*

*gets space herpes*

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Who?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Universe Master posted:

Didn't plow 7 of 9 when he had the chance.

when everyone was having horrible nightmares his was of 7 of 9 trying to plow him
he was actively frightened by the thought of it

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
7 of 9 seems like she would be down for whatever kinky rear end poo poo you could come up with. 'This is how humans gently caress ayy'

idiot Harry Kim

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

that poor chinaman was always getting hosed up by those cheap fireworks they stored in his computer :(

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I wonder what Harry Kims real name was because
Harry is a terrible white name

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
it's barry o'wang

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
*finally gets character growth in last season*

*turns out it's just "i'm not ready to be captain" and is never brought up again*

*also blatantly disobey's an order from the captain and doesn't get in trouble when it goes tits up*

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Just this a hundred times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85O6HISsUTk

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
*Hotboxes shuttle set with Chakotay*

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Dear Journal,

FINALLY! Everything is looking up for Harry Kim. Apparently there is entire planet of sexy hot women that want to bone me, and that is my real home planet. Get this, there is like no dudes there so I'll be like royalty and drowning in puss the entire time.

TTYL,

Harry Kim

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"Computer, hold turbo lift."
*cries quietly*

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Snatch Duster posted:

drowning in puss
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Lacermonia
May 15, 2002

He died in like the 3rd season and got replaced by Harry Kim

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im enfield hairy dingaling

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wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

7 of 9 seems like she would be down for whatever kinky rear end poo poo you could come up with. 'This is how humans gently caress ayy'

idiot Harry Kim

Fun fact: the actress who played 7 of 9 had a kinky-rear end husband. She wasn't into all of his poo poo, especially in front of other people, and the ensuing divorce made him vulnerable in his reelection campaign. He lost his seat to a man named Barack Obama.

Kinky sex lead directly to black president.

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