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Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
I heard a rumor he is planning to divorce his wife on paper and let her have all his wealth so he will be penniless incase a civil suit is successful.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Simstim posted:

I heard a rumor he is planning to divorce his wife on paper and let her have all his wealth so he will be penniless incase a civil suit is successful.

i also heard his peeper looks like puddin pop

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I guess I would rather be asleep during such a traumatic event. gently caress remembering that poo poo

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Hot Karl Marx posted:

all sex involving men is rape

All rape involving rape is rape.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
https://media3.giphy.com/media/QwsedoL1T2U4E/giphy.gif

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
beep boop bidoo skiddily doo -- bill Cosby opening statement

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

actually statute of limitations is usually a good thing, it's just that we don't have all the laws quite tweaked right yet. do you think it'd be cool to get arrested for shoplifting when you were 18 but 20-30 years after the fact?

also because it's hard as poo poo to prove something like rape 5-10 years after the fact


also there is no statue of limitations on sexual assault of a minor DUMB gently caress HAHAHAHA

in the state of pensylvania its 12 years after the minor comes of age. once they're 30 you can't do poo poo

the statue of limitations in some states barely covers murder though. like christ get some loving consistency south carolina

nigga crab pollock fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Dec 30, 2015

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

in the state of pensylvania its 12 years after the minor comes of age

its different in every state which is kind of dumb but at least its all crimes w victims

look, we can't have laws protecting the victims forever now can we

that would be madness

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

mdm posted:

I think rape is always about sex, if no sex happens how can it be a rape :confused:

well yeah but not in the sense that they're just so horny but don't have an outlet

they're either a suck gently caress who likes having power over people or an ever sicker gently caress who sexually gets off on having power over people

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Snatch Duster posted:

look, we can't have laws protecting the victims forever now can we

that would be madness

it is forever if its murder

thanks, american justice system. glad to know that rape is the way to go!

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
so is this guy like the american version of rolf harris?

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

cram me sideways posted:

beep boop bidoo skiddily doo -- bill Cosby opening statement

https://media4.giphy.com/media/XL7qeidGbBAEU/giphy.gif

All charges dropped.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

it is forever if its murder

thanks, american justice system. glad to know that rape is the way to go!

it was only a bit of rape judge, not much really

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Well, quite a lot of the time, sex is about power too.

Well, the good kind at least

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
no worries they'll put him in happy rich old person prison to live out his days and with good behavior maybe he'll be out on parole in a few years

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
theoooooooooo

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm a tv Doctor

Take the sleep drug

Zoopity doobity

I unzip my pantaloons and bring out a 74 year old dick with white hair around it

Put it inside you

I'm Billy Cosby

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm a tv Doctor

Take the sleep drug

Zoopity doobity

I unzip my pantaloons and bring out a 74 year old dick with white hair around it

Put it inside you

I'm Billy Cosby

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
haha

quote:

Cosby said the women's accusations hurt his reputation so much that plans for a new family comedy on NBC were derailed.

No poo poo

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
Can't chill the bill

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Snatch Duster posted:

but peter pan is set in england, the home of the real pedos

didn't like a half dozen kids tv hosts get busted recently for raping kids in that poo poo hole country?

Remember that movie about the author of Peter Pan where the entire thing was actually Johnny Depp playing Michael Jackson, the entire film being a giant pro-Jackson strawman?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pound my tiny little butthole into oblivion

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
Fart on me and then act like it's my fault

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
poo poo on my face and tell me you love to do it

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Blazing Ownager posted:

Remember that movie about the author of Peter Pan where the entire thing was actually Johnny Depp playing Michael Jackson, the entire film being a giant pro-Jackson strawman?

no i don't because i didn't watch it

is it any good, sounds like a riot

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

eat fresh

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
do u think she got facefucked?

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I guess yuo could say this is a real ghost dad of a situation

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Snatch Duster posted:

no i don't because i didn't watch it

is it any good, sounds like a riot

The girlfriend at the time always watched "award movies" when they came out and it was no exception, critics at the time all jizzed over it and I would rather watch paint dry than see it again.

The only entertainment value at all was the fact it couldn't be more obvious what the writer of the movie was doing, he wasn't even trying to hide it, but nobody said poo poo. This made it even funnier when Depp basically played Jackson again not much later in that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie, just focusing on different aspects of the same dude.

ED: Looked it up, it was 'Finding Neverland.' It should have been named 'Michael Jackson was innocent you guys, er, Peter Pan something'

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Dec 30, 2015

Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature

Blazing Ownager posted:

The girlfriend at the time always watched "award movies" when they came out and it was no exception, critics at the time all jizzed over it and I would rather watch paint dry than see it again.

The only entertainment value at all was the fact it couldn't be more obvious what the writer of the movie was doing, he wasn't even trying to hide it, but nobody said poo poo. This made it even funnier when Depp basically played Jackson again not much later in that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie, just a different take on the same character

Maybe he was a pedophile?

Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature
I don't know I'm just spit balling here

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Does the state of Pennsylvania recognize the formal file date as casual rape accusations made by porn actresses on Twitter or is there the unconscionable burden of having to call the police?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
when is James Deen getting arrested?

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich

dreezy posted:

when is James Deen getting arrested?

arrested for being too sexy

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dreezy posted:

when is James Deen getting arrested?

The hundreds of women he raped are resting up for ten or twenty years so they can gather the courage to install a third party Twitter app and type in the formal allegations with their thumbs.

Him
Oct 9, 2015
Awesome news. Looks like the authorities finally have........just "Cos".

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
too old for jail , dont hold your breath

Kerosene19
May 7, 2007




Perp Walk!!!

Kerosene19
May 7, 2007


Report says his bail is set for $1,000,000.

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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Sheep-Goats posted:

The hundreds of women he raped are resting up for ten or twenty years so they can gather the courage to install a third party Twitter app and type in the formal allegations with their thumbs.

I predict a lot of overlap in the Cosby Truther and Deen Truther communities.

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