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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
welp there goes my dream of getting to see Leonard Parts 1-5 (prequels)

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Should I be worried about my Cosby Coin investment?

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
omg i hope him and jerry sandusky are cellies

eat fresh

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWg0U3fi7sE

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Kerosene19 posted:

Report says his bail is set for $1,000,000.

*bill counting out pennies from a giant jar in the courthouse*

A-ONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

i say A-TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO haw haw haw

ohhhhh m'goodness THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
*bill strutting out of the courthouse with his cane, scatting the theme from night court*

Lady Gagazula
Aug 13, 2005

Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my
Joker Face
Melman

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Heh, how will they even find an impartial jury?

I imagine that they will seek out people who saw Leonard Part 6 because their brains erased all memory of Bill Cosby as a means of self-preservation.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Cosby just needs to enroll in college.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Agag posted:

Cosby just needs to enroll in college.

Cosbergs still has enough honorary degrees to last for 20 lifetimes. he EARNED those agag, you gently caress.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Snatch Duster posted:

Cosbergs still has enough honorary degrees to last for 20 lifetimes. he EARNED those agag, you gently caress.

Maybe you need to commit one rape per degree?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
That lawyer in the blue suit seems ready to get down to business ! How much do you think they'll charge /hour ?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Agag posted:

Maybe you need to commit one rape per degree?

:chanpop:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

good im disgusted with black celebrities going to bat for this beast

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

the great deceiver posted:

omg i hope him and jerry sandusky are cellies

eat fresh

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Kerosene19 posted:



Perp Walk!!!

loving croak in your cabin

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that is a great looking sweater






























for me to rape in

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
While it certainly sounds like Cliff Huxtable probably did a bunch of rapes, you have to think that all of the white Hollywood actresses would have slept with him willingly if he were white and also good-looking. So, there is a lot of racism and ableism woven into this narrative.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

gonna get his puddin pushed in

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
in 2017 President Trump will pardon Cosby and nominate him to the SCOTUS

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
What the black celebrities defending him know, but aren't saying, is that it is much more difficult for a black man to get laid and that is really disheartening.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
imo Bill is innocent; Courtney Love did it all

Him
Oct 9, 2015
Looks like Bill has a predilection for vanilla pudding.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 33 days!

Nonsense posted:

good im disgusted with black celebrities going to bat for this beast

My particular favorite example of this was when Chuck D defended him by saying "the man" was trying to bring Bill Cosby down

Yep Chuck, "the man" sure had it out for Bill Cosby, what with making him incredibly wealthy over the years, giving him hit TV shows, and generally praising him as a hero whenever he'd rant against modern-day black culture by telling black people to pull their drat pants up

I can't believe "the man" could commit such injustices against poor ol' Cos :(

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

My particular favorite example of this was when Chuck D defended him by saying "the man" was trying to bring Bill Cosby down

Yep Chuck, "the man" sure had it out for Bill Cosby, what with making him incredibly wealthy over the years, giving him hit TV shows, and generally praising him as a hero whenever he'd rant against modern-day black culture by telling black people to pull their drat pants up

I can't believe "the man" could commit such injustices against poor ol' Cos :(

When did Chuck D say that?

I follow him on Twitter and he's a huge tin foil hat conspiracy nut.

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

Jon Daly's Billcosby Bukowski bit

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

cosby's lawyers sued the guy for making this lol.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Microwaves Mom posted:

cosby's lawyers sued the guy for making this lol.

and now the guy has a show that will likely surpass all of cosby's achievements in a single season.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 33 days!

Laurenz posted:

When did Chuck D say that?

I follow him on Twitter and he's a huge tin foil hat conspiracy nut.

I don't remember exactly when he said it, but it was on Twitter for sure. It was basically a series of tweets that boiled down to "the MAN is trying to destroy yet another icon of black culture" (and it was definitely expressed in a very :tinfoil: manner, now you mention it).

Which made me :rolleyes: as Cosby's been adored by white conservative Christians for decades (even before he started ranting at black people to pull up their pants, quit giving their kids "weird" names, and speak "proper English") and he's always been the prime example of "how black folks should act" in their eyes since basically forever

Like I'd find it to be less outrageous to discover that Dave Chappelle did a reverse "Black Avengers" on Cos and formed a coalition of young, hip black entertainers (led by their general Hannibal Buress) to finally topple the Puddin' Pop King from his throne

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Nonsense posted:

and now the guy has a show that will likely surpass all of cosby's achievements in a single season.

what show?

Ah rick and morty.

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Dec 30, 2015

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


pls dont kill urself, i want to see u die in jail

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Mariana Horchata posted:



pls dont kill urself, i want to see u die in jail

Is he the type who would off himself? i think he did all the poo poo but i dont think it will be an open and shut case. how long would he even end up in prison? i mean i am sure he will die there, but still.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
He's gonna be in GP with all the brothers who didn't get shot for the pound cake.

Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot
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Look all I'm saying is don't let a few bad decisions 30 loving years ago make Cosby end up with a bad reputation.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Whoa

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

Microwaves Mom posted:

cosby's lawyers sued the guy for making this lol.

It was really hosed up that they used Cosby's image without his consent.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Why would someone wait a decade to claim this happened?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
imo it was really hosed up for Cosby to use his fame and celebrity in order to rape women

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Lemon
May 22, 2003

Moridin920 posted:

imo it was really hosed up for Cosby to use his fame and celebrity in order to rape women

I'm glad someone finally came out and said this

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