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Pistol_Pete posted:I turned 38 today and am neither fat nor gray nor balding Happy birthday!
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 10:08 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:11 |
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still 29 fuckrs eat shitttt
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 10:15 |
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same
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 10:40 |
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I have noticed at 30 that my neck gets sore now and then if I sleep on an uncomfortable pillow. Never thought I'd have to use bengay or icy hot on my neck but here I am.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 11:01 |
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my anal has never been more success
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 11:08 |
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My older brother tells me the warranty expires at 38. 2-3 years to go.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 11:13 |
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Man i can't eat like pizza and go to bed i wake up with heartburn now.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 11:17 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:still 29 fuckrs eat shitttt
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 11:19 |
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I turned 30 in August and I don't think I've ever been hornier.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 12:51 |
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Outfreakage posted:
My secret has been rinsing them thoroughly with Mountain Dew everyday. 40 and only dental work I've had was for removing wisdom teeth.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 13:57 |
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the best thing about being mid-30's and a dude is girls can't do that eye flutter sweet talk poo poo to get me to do stuff I'd rather take an aspirin and go to bed than gently caress at this point Steak posted:I turned 30 in August and I don't think I've ever been hornier. enjoy it you got 5 or 6 years left of that, tops
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 14:01 |
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VikingSkull posted:the best thing about being mid-30's and a dude is girls can't do that eye flutter sweet talk poo poo to get me to do stuff Working out helps with keeping that going.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 14:08 |
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Op, just a second opinion, but I didn't turn gay in my mid-30s. My wife and I still gently caress like rabbits.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 14:11 |
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Wicker Man posted:Working out helps with keeping that going. Eh, I spent 17 years walking at least 5 miles a day at work so it ain't that. Plus working on cars in between, and plenty of bike riding. My point is more that chasing after sex becomes way less important than it is when you're in your 20's. I have so much poo poo to do that if I gotta play hard to get with a woman I'm more likely to roll my eyes and not care because gently caress that poo poo. Not that you stop loving.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 14:38 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:I turned 38 today and am neither fat nor gray nor balding 38 and still hasn't realized that you don't mix wine with other alcohol because it leads to skullcrushing hangovers.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 14:47 |
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VikingSkull posted:Eh, I spent 17 years walking at least 5 miles a day at work so it ain't that. Plus working on cars in between, and plenty of bike riding. No, but most days I'd rather just whack it than go through the effort of sex. Most days, certainly not all. There was earlier talk of getting to see bands live before they sucked, in my life I got to see: G'n'R, Metallica, Ministry, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Hole, lollapalooza before it sucked, Butthole Surfers and many more my old brain can't remember right now. Oh, and Jane's Addiction.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 15:40 |
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32 here and someone mentioned it earlier but its so true: I consider myself pretty current on current events and internet poo poo but when I watch TV or see tabloid magazine covers I'm constantly like "who the gently caress are these people?" Like yesterday I'm walking through the mall and I asked my wife who the gently caress "5 Seconds of Summer" are and she had no idea either but apparently they are huge? I don't know I guess they're like Justin Beiber? And people from YouTube show up at awards ceremonies now like celebrities and people take pictures of them? I'm a pretty hip cat and "with it" but I have no loving clue what kids are into these days and I don't think I want to.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 15:52 |
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The biological clock was a myth.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 15:53 |
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VikingSkull posted:the best thing about being mid-30's and a dude is girls can't do that eye flutter sweet talk poo poo to get me to do stuff This is pretty gay, brah.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 15:53 |
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I'm 34 OP, still doing my thang
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:10 |
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I'm 32 and life is great im in the best shape of my life................................................round! haha!
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:15 |
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Arus posted:The biological clock was a myth. Yeah, women simply realize they are both getting close to the cut off for healthy babies, and are old enough to realize all that "good girls don't want sex" thing is bullshit, so they wanna get laid.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:21 |
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I'm glad that my hair is just getting a little silvery on the sides, unlike my younger brother who has pretty much already lost it all. He has a really nice beard though. I can't grow a beard for poo poo.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:27 |
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2016, the year I turn 28. That depresses me.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:30 |
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Today's my 35th birthday. Being in my 30s is pretty chill; I give a lot less fucks about many things now.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:35 |
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what up kiddies 60 means all the fucks i ever had to give are already given get on my lawn let's drink a beer and smoke a weed
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:36 |
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Still got abs, still got hair Im 29 tho so i guess next year all of me will collapse into garbage
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:38 |
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Zzulu posted:Still got abs, still got hair From what I hear, that turns to a gut and back problems the second the clock rolls to midnight leading into your 30th birthday.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:42 |
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Edgar posted:2016, the year I turn 28. That depresses me. You and me both. Despite having a good job and education, I still feel empty and unfulfilled, which I suspect will only multiply greatly once I hit 30. Frankly I can't wait
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:44 |
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Zzulu posted:Still got abs, still got hair It isn't terrible, but it stops being easy.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 17:27 |
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phasmid posted:Every one of us who beats Jesus to the 33 mark is a victor and a champion in this Hell's army.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 17:28 |
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being over 30 rocks you make slightly more money and i have a lot of free time to watch anime with my boyfriend
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 17:28 |
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Do it ironically posted:being over 30 rocks you make slightly more money and i have a lot of free time to watch anime with my boyfriend It's true I do spend a lot of time watching anime with your boyfriend.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 17:29 |
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40 and I keep trying to hang with these loving kids in games like Black Ops 3 and Battlefront and I can't do it, but I refuse to give up.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 17:36 |
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I sometimes forget whether I'm 30 or 31.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 17:48 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:40 and I keep trying to hang with these loving kids in games like Black Ops 3 and Battlefront and I can't do it, but I refuse to give up. This is the reason I gave up on online shooters. I wasn't the best when I was in my prime but I could hold my own playing Halo, and Counterstrike. Now I just stick to single player games, and I play on normal or easy difficulty because I don't have the time to invest on some of these games that are 60+ hours . I have made an exception for Fallout 4 I spend more time working on my home base than doing the game missions though.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 17:52 |
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RadioactiveKid posted:This is the reason I gave up on online shooters. I wasn't the best when I was in my prime but I could hold my own playing Halo, and Counterstrike. Now I just stick to single player games, and I play on normal or easy difficulty because I don't have the time to invest on some of these games that are 60+ hours . I have made an exception for Fallout 4 I spend more time working on my home base than doing the game missions though. I don't know when I lost patience for long games, but I have. I bought Planescape: Torment off of GOG a while back and just wasn't able to get into it like I could when I was a sweaty nerd in college.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 17:56 |
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heres a secret: just don't give a gently caress
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 17:57 |
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The thing that makes me feel old the most is music. At least locally, most of the kids I teach listen to country or the folk music that is making GBS threads up rock radio stations now. When I was in school NOBODY listened to country or at least ever admitted to it. It's very refreshing when some of the kids actually listen to rock, metal or rap and not some faggy lite-rock/folk like Imagine Dragons and whoever sings that lovely Renegades song. How did we not learn from John Denver and the like ruining rock radio in the 70s until some markets started "lite rock" stations especially for their lovely music. We need to do that again and they can whisper over their acoustic guitars, clap a day chant all they want on their own station. e. BTW, I stream music most of the time, but in my classroom/shop we have to listen to the radio due to network filters blocking all the streaming services with language filters. Get off my lawn!
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 18:08 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:11 |
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I'm 32 and I live with my wife and her parents. Moving out in a few weeks into a large house that I can't really afford. Wasted my 20's by being a goon in a relationship. On the other hand, we didn't have Tinder then so being single/dating wouldn't have worked. Anyway, probably gonna have to knock her up soon, I guess that's what you're supposed to do.
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