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hey I've never met a Freemason before but it sounds cool as gently caress all the symbols and rituals and poo poo sound cool, along with the conspiracies that they have a large influence on world affairs if I were a mason I would want to influence really small poo poo just for shits and giggles, like fixing the nathans hot dog eating context or a battlebots match I would want to become a mason if I knew folk who were in it if you're in it, let's discuss if you have cool stories or poo poo we should talk about that tl;dr if you've got  , im in 
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i couldn't get in because as a woman i couldn't do the secret handshake where you rub your tips together
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Dec 31, 2015 20:08
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If I can get an unfair advantage over other people I'm in
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Dec 31, 2015 20:09
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There's a thread for this sort of thing. But yes, I am a mason, and I can affirm that you have asked absolutely none of the right questions to allow me to provide you with that information.
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Dec 31, 2015 20:10
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its a frat for Vietnam/Korean war vets who didn't use the GI bill they do community service sometimes also they have a special funeral ceremony for deceased masons. its a very nice tribute
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Dec 31, 2015 20:14
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MiracleWhale posted:i couldn't get in because as a woman i couldn't do the secret handshake where you rub your tips together Job's daughters 
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Dec 31, 2015 20:15
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I considered it but apparently you have to recognize some form of higher power and I am the ultimate arbiter of strength and justice in the universe so.
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Dec 31, 2015 20:16
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hi im a Freemason what can I do for you today sir
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reignofevil posted:I considered it but apparently you have to recognize some form of higher power and I am the ultimate arbiter of strength and justice in the universe so. sounds like you believe in a higher power then? 
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Dec 31, 2015 20:18
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im not a mason but i would be down, it kinda sounds like just a giant frat that you get to be in after college which would own. wanna beer bong a bunch of liquor and feel superior to the loving GDI's again
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Dec 31, 2015 20:19
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Mr.Tophat posted:There's a thread for this sort of thing. which thread and what right questions
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Dec 31, 2015 20:20
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That Robot posted:
we can't actually tell you the questions sorry
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Dec 31, 2015 20:21
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I have been mason free since 1996
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Dec 31, 2015 20:22
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Mr.Tophat posted:There's a thread for this sort of thing. I want to be a mason
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my uncle was a freemason and when he died, at his funeral I asked a few of his Freemason buddies if they really killed Kennedy. They all chuckled nervously. I loving knew it.
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Dec 31, 2015 20:23
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That Robot posted:which thread This thread. And the right questions are generally ones that refer to the old testament, architecture, or anime.
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Unshaved Moose posted:I have been mason free since 1996 careful about outing yourself here buddy they'll find you floating facedown at Niagara Falls like the last guy that tried this poo poo
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Dec 31, 2015 20:24
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who *actually* runs the one world government? the Freemasons would have you believe it's them, and I hear a lot of talk about international jewry, but my money's on the reptoids
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Dec 31, 2015 20:25
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Mr.Tophat posted:This thread. jesus dude he's not even an EA yet don't go spilling this stuff
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MiracleWhale posted:who *actually* runs the one world government? the Freemasons would have you believe it's them, and I hear a lot of talk about international jewry, but my money's on the reptoids who said theyre mutually exclusive?
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i got cucked by a reptoid in '96 so i admit i got a grudge here
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:who said theyre mutually exclusive? I'm pretty sure it's like Rock Paper Scissors where scissors is international Jewry, symbolizing circumcision, paper is the Freemasons because they're a bunch of pussy architects, and rock is the reptoids cuz they are fuckin hard homie
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Dec 31, 2015 20:27
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No guilds of any sort will let me join them 
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Dec 31, 2015 20:28
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Mr.Tophat posted:There's a thread for this sort of thing. How can I become a mason?
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Turtle Sandbox posted:How can I become a mason? ask the questions
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Professor Shark posted:No guilds of any sort will let me join them have you tried world of warcraft
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Dec 31, 2015 20:31
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Matthew 7:7 is a good place to start
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MiracleWhale posted:have you tried world of warcraft Have I!
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:hi im a Freemason what can I do for you today sir yeah i want you to build me a brick house with tuckpointing and do it for free also you need to do a homoerotic induction ritual with some jackass from Yale in the basement
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yessir. on the reg.
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i'm a jewish reptile 
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:we can't actually tell you the questions sorry that is a bunch of bull poo poo Unshaved Moose posted:I have been mason free since 1996 I've been gluten free since never because this whole gluten kale thing annoys me to hell and back MiracleWhale posted:who *actually* runs the one world government? the Freemasons would have you believe it's them, and I hear a lot of talk about international jewry, but my money's on the reptoids david icke is a sketchy motherfucker who thinks every world leader is a reptilian because his life sucks so much Angry Birds Suicide posted:jesus dude he's not even an EA yet don't go spilling this stuff why would I want to be Electronic Arts that company buys good developers and kills them so they can roll around in children's tears
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Around here the freemasons are an antiquated group of old guys that can't attract new members and eventually shuts down. 
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i'm a jewish reptile is this the style of humor known as the 'oxymoron'
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MiracleWhale posted:is this the style of humor known as the 'oxymoron' no hes actually a jewish reptile
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Mr.Tophat posted:This thread. oh wow there is a thread lol I'll pop in there later and learn the questions so I can ask them and then do the homoerotic rituals and get the power up and win the game
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:no hes actually a jewish reptile is this the style of humor known as the 'moron'
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i am
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MiracleWhale posted:is this the style of humor known as the 'moron' you're starting to get warmer with the questions
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