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I think you gotta have a p big wang to get into that poo poo. Like it's gotta have some heft to it.
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i'm not sure, how can you tell if you are one
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Dec 31, 2015 21:09
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We met in the square, and parted on the level.
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Dec 31, 2015 21:11
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Parallax Scroll posted:i'm not sure, how can you tell if you are one check yourself for a cloaca
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Dec 31, 2015 21:11
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my friend joined the masons a few years ago and he's sober now so my plans to get him drunk and get all his secrets can't happen anymore
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Dec 31, 2015 21:15
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Hot Karl Marx posted:my friend joined the masons a few years ago and he's sober now so my plans to get him drunk and get all his secrets can't happen anymore tell him to smoke the reefer
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Dec 31, 2015 21:20
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That Robot posted:tell him to smoke the reefer oh he smokes weed now instead of drinking which is good cause he got absolutely poo poo faced when he did so im glad he stopped but i really wanted those secrets
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Dec 31, 2015 21:22
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i've come from jerusalem seeking light, my name is hiram, the son of a widow am i
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MiracleWhale posted:check yourself for a cloaca Wait how wou- nvm, I was was thinking about clamato, my bad.
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Dec 31, 2015 21:31
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But who will mourn the widow's son?
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Dec 31, 2015 21:32
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the code word for the 3rd degree is tubalcain. the grip is performed by placing your thumb on the knuckle of the middle finger of your masonic brother, with a sort of normal handshake, if you think someone uninitiated is looking, you can just cover the grip with your left hand . that's the only grip that matters. entered apprentices and fellow craft learning the catechism and preparing for degree work have a similar grip (it moves a half knuckle towards the middle finger knuckle hth), but different challenges and words. gee you'd think if this was some giant secretive organization that they might've changed the passwords and stuff? i eagerly await my assassins
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Dec 31, 2015 21:41
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That Robot posted:hey I've never met a Freemason before but it sounds cool as gently caress Yes, I am a mason. I was the 9th one for quite some time. Love, Vitalis
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Dec 31, 2015 21:50
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Hot Karl Marx posted:oh he smokes weed now instead of drinking which is good cause he got absolutely poo poo faced when he did so im glad he stopped but i really wanted those secrets you can get secrets from weed Vitalis Jackson posted:Yes, I am a mason. I was the 9th one for quite some time. I'd like to know more also that claim of descent back to solomon has to be bullshit. there's no way that a guild of master masons survived that long
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Dec 31, 2015 22:00
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I saw a commercial for Freemasonry during WWE Monday Night Raw like a year or two ago.
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Dec 31, 2015 22:44
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That Robot posted:if I were a mason I would want to influence really small poo poo just for shits and giggles, like fixing the nathans hot dog eating context or a battlebots match i can tell you're not a mason bc you think this is little poo poo
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Dec 31, 2015 23:15
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That Robot posted:you can get secrets from weed probably but i get so high you could tell me any crazy thing and ill believe you so i dunno if youre bullshitting or not, when I drink i don't drink very much or get very drunk
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Dec 31, 2015 23:38
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think you gotta have a p big wang to get into that poo poo. Like it's gotta have some heft to it. well for the record Shaq is a Freemason so id join Eastern Star but if i wanted to spend free time with a geriatric sewing circle id just volunteer at a hospital or nursing home, plus the whole 'high power' thing i still dont exactly have figured out (which is a virtue imo, its like one of the key questions of ur entire existence so u should take ur time deciding that one).
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Dec 31, 2015 23:42
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Both sets of my grandparents were Freemasons. My maternal grandma was in order of the eastern star and had the symbol hanging up in her living room so I used to think she was a witch. She was awful, just not a witch.
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Dec 31, 2015 23:54
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I am a Freemason ask me about spaghetti dinners, we have a lot of those
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nomadologique posted:i can tell you're not a mason bc you think this is little poo poo This is truth, Battlebots is pretty much state-level manipulation and we need to get the elders involved
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Mariana Horchata posted:well for the record Shaq is a Freemason so in my state, blacks are not allowed to join the blue lodge, but of course, can be prince hall masons. one time on "brotherhood night" a washington dc lodge brought their black tyler. people from my lodge started squawking about it, but i was like "hey man, most of the kitchen staff is black and we're not convening a meeting, so it's all good" and we ate and drank some beer with a bunch of old guys from all over and then later watched drunk shriners do sick rear end tricks in minicars in the parking lot
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Harry in Rio posted:in my state, blacks are not allowed to join the blue lodge Wow. I would think the national ruling body (Grand Lodge?) would have stopped allowing that sort of thing by now.
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Jan 1, 2016 00:20
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my exes grandpa was one and I read on of the books its kind of like a boy scout manual. pretty tame
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Jan 1, 2016 00:23
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I drank all of his aged whiskey too. he was dead
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dad gay. so what posted:my exes grandpa was one and I read on of the books its kind of like a boy scout manual. pretty tame that's a decoy book put out specifically to mislead the credulous
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Jan 1, 2016 00:26
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my grandfather is a freemason. I can't imaging him taking over the world because all he wants to do is annoy my grandmother
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:my grandfather is a freemason. I can't imaging him taking over the world because all he wants to do is annoy my grandmother imagine how effectively he could annoy your grandmother with the entire world at his disposal
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MiracleWhale posted:imagine how effectively he could annoy your grandmother with the entire world at his disposal he's 85. probably about the same as he does now
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Jan 1, 2016 00:37
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I've been offered to be made into a Mason, I haven't taken it yet though as I don't have a job or the means to do much in terms of charity work.
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Microwaves Mom posted:I've been offered to be made into a Mason, I haven't taken it yet though as I don't have a job or the means to do much in terms of charity work. old secret society are dead. Mine is the Oddfellows. None of them do any good for our cause.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:old secret society are dead. Mine is the Oddfellows. None of them do any good for our cause. You're also a mumpy puffin so we expect nothing of your kind!
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Microwaves Mom posted:You're also a mumpy puffin so we expect nothing of your kind! I am not a penguin!
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I am not a penguin! I said puffin.
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Microwaves Mom posted:I said puffin. what the hell are you talking about?
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Jan 1, 2016 00:49
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That Robot posted:you can get secrets from weed One secret I learned form weed ws how deep a lot of the lyrics were on Tool's album Undertale.
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Jan 1, 2016 00:54
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Another mason reporting in Its a great thing but you need a belief in a supreme being to get in
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jlechem posted:Another mason reporting in yeah. and they need to prove is good to make it worth your while. It isn't
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MiracleWhale posted:I'm pretty sure it's like Rock Paper Scissors where scissors is international Jewry, symbolizing circumcision, paper is the Freemasons because they're a bunch of pussy architects, and rock is the reptoids cuz they are fuckin hard homie The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing
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Professor Shark posted:No guilds of any sort will let me join them u need to show at least two years raiding experience, and 500+ equipment level and at least one government coup under ur belt 
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Every male in my family has been in the Freemasons for generations and my diabetic neighbor keeps inviting me and I want to join but I can't lie about believing in god or a higher power because I just don't so that kinda sucks. I believe in a lot of things like Hideo Kojima or D.D. Lewis' ability to act his heart out but I am just not down with higher powers. I believe in the forces of gravity and I think gravity is way stronger than me, but I'm pretty sure that isn't what they are talking about.
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