Jurgan posted:

Daww, I'll miss Muir's insanity.

OldTennisCourt posted:

It's so weird that Adam Ford honestly thinks that these comics are somehow inspirational or supposed to make people go to God when they're actually crushingly depressing and horrible. It's just "YOU BETTER LOVE GOD OR YOU'LL BURN FOREVER FUCKFACE, WE ALL DESERVE ETERNAL HELL AHHHHHHHH"

I really really want Adam to do a comic where someone straight up says "So uh, a serial killer will go to heaven is he says the right prayer but a kind old man who loves people will burn in hellfire forever if he's an atheist? How is that fair?" because the answer will be some bullshit about how the old man didn't REALLY love people because he didn't love God or blah blah blah.

I understand faith and hope for a better place after death, but I find believing in God out of terror of hell incredibly depressing.

Rincewinds posted:

I would not be surprised if Asay was behind this attack add.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XsWkwakVlA

beepsandboops posted:

Bors on Donald Rumsfeld's new app:

Manuel Calavera posted:

The Haitian posted:

In DbD news, waifu might have been raped by federal BLM agents fresh off of murdering LaVoy (?) It's hard to tell with Muir's word salad.

Macksy posted:

Wait isn't sister married to blowjob russian?

Mister Beeg posted:

This is probably a perfect post-Iowa cartoon



(I never watched Star Wars, and even I get the joke)

Selachian posted:

That one was actually from almost two months ago -- Schwartz did a week of Star Wars cartoons leading up to the release of TFA.

FactsAreUseless posted:

You think Something Awful invented "it's a trap?"

mandatory lesbian posted:

idgi but everyone keeps saying someone died but doesn't say who!!!!

mandatory lesbian posted:

wow new yorkers have like, the worst accent in the world

majormonotone posted:

I don't know what accent that is but it's not a New York one

Rorus Raz posted:

Ramirez: bitter Coldplay fan

D.N. Nation posted:

Carly Fiorina is dropping out of the race. Someone comfort StantisAllie.

QuoProQuid posted:

It's like criticizing Obama because the White House has a fence.

RyokoTK posted:

I'm sorry I ever brought TES up.

PassTheRemote posted:

I'd rather have DbD back than this weed chat.

cram me sideways posted:

edit: can you actually find juanita broaddick or monica lewinsky nude

ain't polluting my serach history to find out

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

1

Xanderkish posted:

Guys, I get that the internet really hates furries and all, but can we not make fun of the people doing consensual stuff with other like minded people and bothering no one? Seriously, when has this ever worked out?

prefect posted:

That's a good drawing of Tim Cook. I would have guessed him even without the label.

Zerilan posted:

Anyone have the image of the zodiac killer sketch edited to have droopy ted cruz face?

MrUnderbridge posted:

Speaking of which....
Has Muir made any mention of Sam Elliott playing the dad on a series called "The Ranch"? And does the show have a fuckbarn?

Asking for a friend.

Trogdos! posted:

quote:

This cartoon speaks for itself. Trump is surrounded by spoiled brats who are used to getting their own way. Trump is thwarting that, so he gets called all sorts of unsavory names. He’ll let the PC establishment crowd cry themselves out. The tots in the room need some tough love.

Shadowed Bacon posted:

I think Garrison will try to paint Trump as a "noble/honest/dignified statesman defeated by those Powerful/Weak Tyrant/Cowards", Which will be double hilarious compared to Trumps actual response which will be the biggest meltdown.

DaveWoo posted:

Yeah, I never did get all the fuss over that. So he wore a different color suit one day, big deal.

Suitaru posted:

Some people in NYC make a little money by doing stunts/tricks/dances on the poles in the subway. ...well, maybe that's still pole dancing. I just wanna emphasize that the point isn't to be erotic (bernie gets my engine started all on his own)

Christmas Present posted:

Is this general Thing Cartoonist Doesn't Like, or is it in reference to the time a guy murdered someone with a handgun for texting during the previews? Because that's what immediately came to mind for me.

mandatory lesbian posted:

the first thing we did when we made it to the moon was leave junk on it when we left, we don't deserve space travel

mandatory lesbian posted:

idk if you're joking or not but yeah, we did

colonel_korn posted:

4

FactsAreUseless posted:

Kirschen hates the sound of the buses' wheels on the ground. He hates the way they scrape their brakes all over town.

Sandpuppy posted:

My favorite part is Mr. 99% Backwards BongMan wearing the jeans, sandals, and tie-dye peace-sign headband like he just zapped in straight out of Woodstock during Janis Joplin's set. It's that attention to detail that makes me ask "How loving old is Dials anyway, 80?"