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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jet Jaguar posted:

I'm Mighty Jack, and I make my own gravy!

Yes, I'm ruddy.

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Hijinks Ensue
Jul 24, 2007
So the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex, and old age?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
You asked for more more refueling, and we're giving it to you!

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The OP mentions Shout! Factory is re-releasing all the Rhino volumes. I know Volume 1 has already been re-released, but I didn't hear about the others. Is there a timetable?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 39 days!
Paint my muscle car prune color, please!

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011
Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Why don't they look Bill? Why don't they look?

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I'm trying to think of a perfect movie they can use for the first episode. Maybe another Joe Don movie?

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
How about a kiss for Happy Chef?

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
Theory: Heston turns out to be a 50/50 clone of Joel and Mike, effectively making them his parents.

HESTON: But... but then... which one's my mom?
CROW AND TOM (simultanously and quickly): Mike.

Oh yeah, and also...

TOM: HE IS THE PROPHESIED ONE!
CROW AND TOM (chanting, pronouncing it joy-key): JOI-KE! JOI-KE! JOI-KE!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

CaptainYesterday posted:

The OP mentions Shout! Factory is re-releasing all the Rhino volumes. I know Volume 1 has already been re-released, but I didn't hear about the others. Is there a timetable?

Not that I'm aware of, but my understanding is that with Rhino gone, Shout is planning on doing new releases under their brand.

Sash! posted:

This thread already has the bacony stink of Canada all over it

How did you know I'm Canadian?

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

CaptainYesterday posted:

You asked for more more refueling, and we're giving it to you!

And, as the seasons change, the refueling continues!

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets
Man the kalangerdangadang on the poopafloo!

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
The jokes on us :negative:

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
All I can eat? The jokes on them!

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Not that I'm aware of, but my understanding is that with Rhino gone, Shout is planning on doing new releases under their brand.

Damnit I already own every volume released but I really love the extras Shout has been doing. Looks like they're getting more of my money.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I'd buy the DVD sets but they seem way too expensive for what is essentially 4 episodes. I know they're way longer than normal TV shows, but it's over the top.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Heads up, there's a Rifftrax Humble Bundle out now:

https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly

Pay what you want for Batman Takes Over: Episode 1, Nat Geo Total Riff Off: Demon Bat, and Measuring Man. Pay more than the average price (currently $11.57) to also receive RiffTrax Live: Manos the Hands of Fate, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and Birdemic. Pay $12 or more for all of that plus Super Mario Bros and RiffTrax Live: Sharknado.

First purchase of the new year! :dance:

Maelstache
Feb 25, 2013

gOTTA gO fAST

Hijinks Ensue posted:

So the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex, and old age?

America's favourite Deacon of Death!

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK
Aw come on movie, what did we ever do to you?

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
Mr Boods is a big boy now, so I let him choose our Christmas Day MST3K with no input or description of any kind from me. Scrolling through the available cinemas on Shouts youtube channel, he found The Touch of Satan and thought that sounded appropriately Christmassy.

This is where the fish lives.

:smug: This is where my tongue lives.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ms Boods posted:

Mr Boods is a big boy now, so I let him choose our Christmas Day MST3K with no input or description of any kind from me. Scrolling through the available cinemas on Shouts youtube channel, he found The Touch of Satan and thought that sounded appropriately Christmassy.

This is where the fish lives.

:smug: This is where my tongue lives.

ZAH!

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Well now, Andy, I think there was a demon in the car!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ms Boods posted:

Well now, Andy, I think there was a demon in the car!

And if you say "my squad car" I'll chainsaw you in half.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
I meant to ask him in for pie, I don't know what happened!

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Good, so we're both in the clutches of the Devil because you wanted seconds. :devil:

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Mister Kingdom posted:

And if you say "my squad car" I'll chainsaw you in half.

Stop it.


[I'd forgot how much I loved this experiement :allears:]

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?
Hi-keeba!

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
My god, years of only using quotes when discussing MST3k has made it the only method of communication we can remember. What has science dooooone?!

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I regret nothing!

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Don't ask, don't tell, but have a hell of a time!

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

Mister Kingdom posted:

And if you say "my squad car" I'll chainsaw you in half.

Is that your car?

You mind if people skip rocks on it?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

NowonSA posted:

My god, years of only using quotes when discussing MST3k has made it the only method of communication we can remember. What has science dooooone?!

We tampered in God's domain.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Jodie, that's gonna strip the paint off your car.

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

The Ape of Naples posted:

I regret nothing!

And his coffin will be made entirely of coconuts. Thank you.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t
Preeeesent, movie!

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
Normal view.

NORMAL VIEW.

NORMALLL VIEEEEEEWWWWW.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Overwined posted:

Normal view.

NORMAL VIEW.

NORMALLL VIEEEEEEWWWWW.

Uh, you sure this is what you wanna present, movie?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Overwined posted:

Normal view.

NORMAL VIEW.

NORMALLL VIEEEEEEWWWWW.

What kind of poo poo hole planet is this?

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL
EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL
JET JAGUAR? JET JAGUAR!
HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM
HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY
HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA
HE BASICALLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE ?
HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON
DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY
YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!
DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE. MR. CUSTOMS MAN

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Literally Kermit posted:

Uh, you sure this is what you wanna present, movie?

He looks like the UPS man!

But he has no package...

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

precision posted:

He looks like the UPS man!

But he has no package...

Sort this, deliver that, I'll make 'em all pay...

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