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Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
An interesting thought , we don't have threatening wildlife such as bears, nor do we have mad weather like tornados. Free healthcare and pickled onion monster munch,I'd say we've got it pretty good.

Is the UK basically the starting area?

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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simosimo posted:

Is the UK basically the starting area?

yes

we also know this because there are castles and peasants everywhere and people talk in european accents

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I always thought so. I started in Florida so I'm playing on SURVIVOR mode.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

All you bums living on the dole

(I learned these words from Inspector Rebus books)

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Fojar38 posted:

yes

we also know this because there are castles and peasants everywhere and people talk in european accents

also most of the time if you encounter someone else they are a griefer trying to either murder you or swindle you

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Solice Kirsk posted:

I always thought so. I started in Florida so I'm playing on SURVIVOR mode.

What mode would Liberia be?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Nah, you're thinking of Norway or New England.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Everyone says sorry too, you can't do much wrong!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The food is really bad so thats the your negative starting trait.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Zeroisanumber posted:

New England.

This is true as gently caress, aside from maybe Mass everyone from Vermont Maine etc. are well adjusted and seemingly well off

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

isn't the UK's class system even more brutal and oppressive than America's. also you literally have a woman who is "sovereign" or some poo poo lol?

Velisarius
Nov 1, 2009
were i to be born a muslim man!

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

my hotel's as clean as an elven arse

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Nah, the UK has too much bloody history. Canada would be easy mode.


[edit] By 'bloody' I mean violent. Not the British slang.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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canada has lots of dangerous wildlife along with kill-winters though

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
That's true. Canada has sasquatches too.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
You can walk into deep Cumbrian woods and find what,a badger?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
What's the most dangerous animal in the UK? Besides dragons of course.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

SweetKarma posted:

What's the most dangerous animal in the UK? Besides dragons of course.

Man.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
easy mode is if your starting sign is the star of david

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
But what would be ludicrous mode?

There are many contenders, but I'mma go with the classic North Korea

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***

SweetKarma posted:

What's the most dangerous animal in the UK? Besides dragons of course.

Animals in zoos

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

EorayMel posted:

But what would be ludicrous mode?

There are many contenders, but I'mma go with the classic North Korea

N. Korea is relatively stable if hosed up beyond belief. I'd say one of the blood war forever zones in Africa

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

SweetKarma posted:

Nah, the UK has too much bloody history. Canada would be easy mode.


[edit] By 'bloody' I mean violent. Not the British slang.

In Canada we rightly consider UK history part of our own. USA should too, but Americans like to pretend history started in 1776

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Rutibex posted:

In Canada we rightly consider UK history part of our own. USA should too, but Americans like to pretend history started in 1776

That's cause we kicked their rear end out rather than whatever soft fart of an accord canada reached with the mother country

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Shaquin posted:

That's cause we kicked their rear end out rather than whatever soft fart of an accord canada reached with the mother country

Not a hell of a lot considering the queens not only on their money but according to written law, she has the power to dissolve their entire government.

lol

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Australia seems really dangerous but the scariest animal i see are possums

unless you a bitch who is afraid of big hairy spiders

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Fonzarelli posted:

Australia seems really dangerous but the scariest animal i see are possums

unless you a bitch who is afraid of big hairy spiders

What about the thumb sized jellyfish that cause you to expire of sheer existential terror

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Rutibex posted:

In Canada we rightly consider UK history part of our own. USA should too, but Americans like to pretend history started in 1776

American history started well before 1776. You forgot about the pilgrims and Columbus and all that poo poo. Just because America was founded by English immigrants doesn't mean that the UK is part of our history. I'm pretty sure that most British people would actually find that offensive because they hate America.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Shaquin posted:

What about the thumb sized jellyfish that cause you to expire of sheer existential terror

i am a goon who doesn't go in the ocean, I wouldn't know

i don't think they live near me anyway, maybe they do

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Shaquin posted:

What about the thumb sized jellyfish that cause you to expire of sheer existential terror

I want a Portuguese man o' war's tendril to slide straight down my urethra

What about Antarctica guys?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Shaquin posted:

That's cause we kicked their rear end out rather than whatever soft fart of an accord canada reached with the mother country

at least we don't have a bunch of slavers and genocidal maniacs on our money

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Rutibex posted:

at least we don't have a bunch of slavers and genocidal maniacs on our money
:ironicat:

The Asiento hahahaha
The First Nations hahahaha

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

Rutibex posted:

at least we don't have a bunch of slavers and genocidal maniacs on our money

at least we let our natives run casinos

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

SweetKarma posted:

American history started well before 1776. You forgot about the pilgrims and Columbus and all that poo poo. Just because America was founded by English immigrants doesn't mean that the UK is part of our history. I'm pretty sure that most British people would actually find that offensive because they hate America.

American "freedom" ideology comes directly from england, understanding the evolution of england gives important insights into America. you think the English cival war and the glorious revolution had nothing to do with the American revolution?

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

What does the UK have to offer? Their whiskey was beaten by Crown Royal for Christ sake. That stuff is considered swill in our country.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

Borden posted:

What does the UK have to offer? Their whiskey was beaten by Crown Royal for Christ sake. That stuff is considered swill in our country.

they gave us the fish n' chips

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

SweetKarma posted:

American history started well before 1776. You forgot about the pilgrims and Columbus and all that poo poo. Just because America was founded by English immigrants doesn't mean that the UK is part of our history. I'm pretty sure that most British people would actually find that offensive because they hate wish they were America.

ftfy

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Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

Bitter Mushroom posted:

jesus christ stop comparing real life to mmos you loving faggots

uhh ill stop doing that when the capitalist system stops me from "grinding" my job all day to "level up" to a higher position

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