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DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Is it Isis? Did Isis do anything today? How are they ringing in the new years?

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:02

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:35

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

are you in Munich, OP?

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:04

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

I think ISIS celeberates chinese new year or something

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:06

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

symbolic posted:

are you in Munich, OP?

Portland, Or. Should I be worried?

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:13

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Portland, Or. Should I be worried?

poo poo, me too.
Probably fireworks. What area?

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:14

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Portland, Or. Should I be worried?

Someone's pottery exploded in their kiln or their VW Thing needs a new muffler or something. Keep doing whatever meaningless thing you were doing and don't overthink it.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:16

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

DEATH COMES FOR YOU INFIDELS
:ninja:

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:17

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Inzombiac posted:

poo poo, me too.
Probably fireworks. What area?

Fireworks is for fourth of july only :colbert:

Is there anything going on tonight? it seems like it's too cold outside for everyone.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:24

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Fireworks is for fourth of july only

Is there anything going on tonight? it seems like it's too cold outside for everyone.

YOUR DEATH COMES. :ninja:

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:32

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Microwaves Mom posted:

YOUR DEATH COMES.

Seriously, it's like below 30 out there. Terrorists don't like the cold.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 06:09

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

sorry must be my neighbors

# ? Jan 1, 2016 06:10

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Seriously, it's like below 30 out there. Terrorists don't like the cold.

Allah warms their hearts with hatred for infidels.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 06:10

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

update: my neighbors have stopped making noise.

fuckin' finally

# ? Jan 1, 2016 06:20

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

im from baltimore and people have been shooting their guns much more frequently tonight. i hope a bullet doesnt fall on me. on the plus side i bet isis is way to scared to pull some poo poo here lmao.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 06:24

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

It was probably just Macklemore (and Ryan Lewis)

# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:03

Hot Cosby: Sep 23, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Portland

was hoping nyc explosion but this is v-acceptable as well

# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:05

Hot Cosby: Sep 23, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

e: dbl post

# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:06

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I'm hearing them now too. They're getting closer, they're all around. Sometimes a large series of explosions in a time.

The end is here, I'm heading to the Vault. I will tell my ancestors of somethingawful, so they can rebuild this beacon of civilization in the wasteland.

Good night and good luck

# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:11

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

I lit two mortars at once and they exploded in midair at the same time so I ran inside to hide.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:17

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Oh no multiple car alarms are going off I hope the firework police don't arrest me :ohdear:

# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:18

Cosmos: Jan 8, 2006; All that is or was or ever will be

I loving farted

# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:20

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Cosmos posted:

I loving farted

hosed up if false

# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:26

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

The sky is full of colorful explosions, I'm putting on my NBC mask on as we speak.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:57

TheShazbot: Feb 20, 2011

hope whatever the explosion was, it was the underground fema base under the omsi and river

# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:00

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Happy new year! Trump 2016.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:00

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

it was a retrowave explosion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SmgxACkAWo

# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:01

Vargs: Mar 27, 2010

Blazing Ownager posted:

I'm hearing them now too. They're getting closer, they're all around. Sometimes a large series of explosions in a time.

The end is here, I'm heading to the Vault. I will tell my ancestors of somethingawful, so they can rebuild this beacon of civilization in the wasteland.

Good night and good luck

you are assigned to vault 187, which is an unlit 4x4 ft room containing nothing but you and shmorky

# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:04

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Blazing Ownager posted:

I'm hearing them now too. They're getting closer, they're all around. Sometimes a large series of explosions in a time.

The end is here, I'm heading to the Vault. I will tell my ancestors of somethingawful, so they can rebuild this beacon of civilization in the wasteland.

Good night and good luck

"The residents for this Vault have all been chosen based on their popularity on an obscure internet forum. Many are familiar with eachother through this forum, but have never interacted in person. The point of the experiment is to record how they will interact with eachother when forced into close physical proximity.

The vault has been supplied with enough terminals for the private use of every resident. A Vault-wide network has already been established. Science staff may notice that the network is poorly coded and prone to odd behavior. Be advised that this 'Radium' effect is intended, and the response of the residents to this recurring problem is part of the experiment. Science staff are not allowed to tamper with this under any circumstances, and are to take steps to prevent any Vault resident from doing the same.

Note that, unlike most Vaults, the security staff themselves are part of the experiment and were collected from a firearm-focused subforum of that same website. Exercise care around them both for personal safety and to avoid compromising the experiment."

Stage II:

"Twenty years after the start of the experiment (or later if the Chief Scientist deems it unsafe), the outer gates of the Vault are to be opened. The inner gates are to remain sealed. The science staff are to do their best to attract any survivors into the previously unused residential area between the two gates. Any and all survivors are acceptable, no matter how violent, unstable, ill, or downright feral. Once a sizable number are collected, the Vault will be resealed, and the new residents will be given access to terminals of their own. They are to be encouraged to interact with each other on their own subforum, but will have access to the others, with limited oversight."

# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:11

Vargs: Mar 27, 2010

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

"The residents for this Vault have all been chosen based on their popularity on an obscure internet forum. Many are familiar with eachother through this forum, but have never interacted in person. The point of the experiment is to record how they will interact with eachother when forced into close physical proximity.

The vault has been supplied with enough terminals for the private use of every resident. A Vault-wide network has already been established. Science staff may notice that the network is poorly coded and prone to odd behavior. Be advised that this 'Radium' effect is intended, and the response of the residents to this recurring problem is part of the experiment. Science staff are not allowed to tamper with this under any circumstances, and are to take steps to prevent any Vault resident from doing the same.

Note that, unlike most Vaults, the security staff themselves are part of the experiment and were collected from a firearm-focused subforum of that same website. Exercise care around them both for personal safety and to avoid compromising the experiment."

Stage II:

"Twenty years after the start of the experiment (or later if the Chief Scientist deems it unsafe), the outer gates of the Vault are to be opened. The inner gates are to remain sealed. The science staff are to do their best to attract any survivors into the previously unused residential area between the two gates. Any and all survivors are acceptable, no matter how violent, unstable, ill, or downright feral. Once a sizable number are collected, the Vault will be resealed, and the new residents will be given access to terminals of their own. They are to be encouraged to interact with each other on their own subforum, but will have access to the others, with limited oversight."

i got bored and stopped reading this about 3 seconds in. very authentic. i think you have what it takes to land a job as a lead writer for bethesda

# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:20

Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

I think you probably farted OP

# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:21

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

I just busted a massive nut in the OP's moms face. The sound was a huge wet slap like a frying pan hitting a side of frozen beef.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:31

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Necros posted:

im from baltimore and people have been shooting their guns much more frequently tonight. i hope a bullet doesnt fall on me. on the plus side i bet isis is way to scared to pull some poo poo here lmao.

isis watched the wire

# ? Jan 1, 2016 11:03