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thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Namtab posted:

Cool hyperbole

Because cutting off the resources used by the opposition isn't that?

Let's see, in the past few months we've seen the conservatives:
- Dramatically throttle the already limited powers of trade unions to strike in their members' interests
- Cut off large amounts of political funding from those trade unions to the parties they support
- Threaten to neuter the second chamber for doing their job of vetting and challenging lovely legislation and underhanded tactics
- Threaten to cut off the funding which allows the opposition to act on a level playing field with the Government.
- Repeatedly lie about the motivations of the opposition and utilise a friendly press to make out that the opposition are everything from a security threat to outright terrorist sympathisers
- Start a war (or exppand it to an new country, anyway) with a nebulous and ill-defined foreign enemy in order to stir jingoistic fervour
- Repeatedly demonise the leaders of the opposition for any number of imagined slights to said jingoistic fervour

I don't know about you but I'm getting progressively more and more terrified of Cameron and cronies right now. And this is only 8 months into a 5 year term.

e: some relevant historical fact I don't know.

thespaceinvader fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Jan 2, 2016

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NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
I'd add in Cameron's talk of Christian values and Nicky Morgan going on TV and saying children should be taught that Britain is a Christian country too. Co-opting religious imagery to stir popular support and pointedly "other" an undesirable group is an old fascist favourite.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Tory policies are hurting the vulnerable, yes.
Tories are literally Hitler, no

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I'd add in Cameron's talk of Christian values and Nicky Morgan going on TV and saying children should be taught that Britain is a Christian country too. Co-opting religious imagery to stir popular support and pointedly "other" an undesirable group is an old fascist favourite.

My list was by no means intended to be a complete or exclusive one; I could have made a much longer one if I'd taken 5 minutes to actually look up some stories.

Namtab posted:

Tory policies are hurting the vulnerable, yes.
Tories are literally Hitler, no

I didn't say they were literally (or even figuratively) Hitler. I said they were rapidly moving towards fascism.

Tory policies have been hurting the vulnerable for an entire parliamentary term, now. This is about more than just that, this is about them cutting off the power of the opposition to actually OPPOSE them, it's about removing the checks and balances that theoretically are supposed to prevent horrible abuses of power in our political system - the second chamber, the opposition, workers' representation. This is the point where they'd also be doing horrible things to the press if the press wasn't already massively biased towards them anyway.

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

JFairfax posted:

i don't understand how pissflaps found the time to make a baby

Outsourcing.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Shitposting is his fetish, we helped get him in the mood. :smith:

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

They aren't fascist because they don't have a cult of violence and national renewal, they're right-authoritarian.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

In mathematics, a sequence which 'tends towards' 1 does not actually reach it. For instance: 1/2, 2/3, 3/4, 4/5, each element is a little closer to 1 than the last, but even an infinite number of elements would never actually reach 1. So in the same way, perhaps the Tories could be said to tend towards fascism.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Dabir posted:

In mathematics, a sequence which 'tends towards' 1 does not actually reach it. For instance: 1/2, 2/3, 3/4, 4/5, each element is a little closer to 1 than the last, but even an infinite number of elements would never actually reach 1. So in the same way, perhaps the Tories could be said to tend towards fascism.

In that given enough time they will be essentially indistinguishable from it, yes.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Dabir posted:

In mathematics, a sequence which 'tends towards' 1 does not actually reach it. For instance: 1/2, 2/3, 3/4, 4/5, each element is a little closer to 1 than the last, but even an infinite number of elements would never actually reach 1. So in the same way, perhaps the Tories could be said to tend towards fascism.

Uncountable infinities are dumb*, unless you want a concept to describe the scope of my bad opinions about maths. If you cut one of my posts in half a million times until only fractions of a pixel were left, that subpixel would still demonstrate a horribly poor understanding of applied statistics.

*from a physical perspective. Mostly I'm just irrationally annoyed by certain people citing variations of Zeno's paradoxes but then refusing to actually reach the indicated conclusion that distance and time are not in reality infinitely subdivisible.

Peel posted:

They aren't fascist because they don't have a cult of violence and national renewal, they're right-authoritarian.

Right-authoritarian is like 90% of fascism. Plus I'd argue that even though their policies are actively hurting the country, they embrace the rhetoric of national renewal ("making Britain great again" etc) strongly enough for it to be reasonable to say that's what they're about.

Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Jan 2, 2016

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
I'm pretty sure if Cameron declared a state of emergency and pushed through legislation to give himself emergency powers there would still be people saying "well, it's not really fascism... he doesn't have jackboots"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I'd add in Cameron's talk of Christian values and Nicky Morgan going on TV and saying children should be taught that Britain is a Christian country too. Co-opting religious imagery to stir popular support and pointedly "other" an undesirable group is an old fascist favourite.

this is particularly annoying considering what lovely christians they are

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Jose posted:

this is particularly annoying considering what lovely christians they are

I'm pretty sure it's right there in the Beatitudes that the meek shall be subjected to the blessing of forced labour.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Renaissance Robot posted:

Right-authoritarian is like 90% of fascism. Plus I'd argue that even though their policies are actively hurting the country, they embrace the rhetoric of national renewal ("making Britain great again" etc) strongly enough for it to be reasonable to say that's what they're about.

Seriously, the whole line of their argument is 'Brown wrecked the country in the crash, we must make it great again, austerity is the way to do that, the shirkers and benefit claimants and terrorists are the ones causing all the problems blame them'. If that's not right-authoritarian nationalism I don't know what is.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Jose posted:

this is particularly annoying considering what lovely christians they are

What's the point of worshipping an infinitely forgiving god if you never do anything that needs forgiving?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

LemonDrizzle posted:

No, the government does not receive Short money. Short money exists because the government can draw on the resources of the civil service when doing research and policy work and so on whereas opposition parties cannot; its purpose is to give the opposition parties funding to compensate for this and help cover the costs of doing parliamentary business.

Don't forget the report that the government were spending more on 'special advisers' this year than last. So while cutting short money, they are increasing their spending on media spin doctors.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Nicky Morgan going on TV and saying children should be taught that Britain is a Christian country too.
I agree with this though. If we teach children that parts of Britain have an established church and default religions that are sects of Christianity and the head of state is also the head of a church even though most people don't go, maybe more of them will turn around and ask why.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

I agree with this though. If we teach children that parts of Britain have an established church and default religions that are sects of Christianity and the head of state is also the head of a church even though most people don't go, maybe more of them will turn around and ask why.
While that would be lovely, I think Morgan had something a bit more simplistic in mind. Probably along the lines of singing hymns very loudly and reporting all the brown kids who don't know the words.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/12077770/No-Tory-left-behind-pledge-amid-boundary-change-fear.html

quote:

David Cameron has told every Conservative MP that they will be guaranteed a seat to fight at the 2020 election following growing anger in the party over his plans to change the constituency boundaries.
Downing Street has made clear to every sitting Tory MP that "no colleague will be left behind" following threats of a major rebellion over the boundary reforms.
The move will be seen as an olive branch to Eurosceptic Tory MPs preparing to campaign for exit from the European Union in the upcoming referendum.
Mr Cameron wants to reduce the total number of MPs from 650 to 600. Under those plans, scores of Conservative MPs would have faced losing their seats.
However, it could be worth more than 15 extra constituencies to the Tories at the next election, potentially increasing the size of the party’s Parliamentary majority.
Previously, there were fears that senior Tory ministers including Priti Patel, Amber Rudd and Tracey Crouch could have lost their seats as part of the review of constituency boundaries.
But Downing Street has now committed to redrawing the boundaries in such a way as to ensure that every Tory MP planning to fight the election will be given a seat.
Hmmm.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Looool gently caress the idea that constituency boundaries should... you know, represent the population of the country, right?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Right, so he's openly stating that he plans to remove 50 MPs from other parties while leaving Tory constituencies untouched.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

quote:

The boundary review is seen as one of the key reforms necessary to ensure that the Tories increase their majority at the next general election.

There are fears that opposition peers in the House of Lords could try and defeat the legislation.

However, Mr Cameron is attempting to ensure that peers are never able to overrule secondary legislation to ensure the boundary changes are not killed off.
tbh i'm not convinced "creeping towards fascism" is hyperbole

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Happy New Year you lot.

I got both David Cameron and Jeremy Corbyn when playing pictionary.

Sadly my girlfriend guessed both before I could complete the pig head, or the soviet flag.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
the element of fascism that they're missing is extraparliamentary force to back up the neutering of formal procedural balances

not that that's much comfort, I appreciate

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

ronya posted:

the element of fascism that they're missing is extraparliamentary force to back up the neutering of formal procedural balances

not that that's much comfort, I appreciate

These days that's called "having a fuckload of money and/or rich friends, especially in mass media"

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Maybe Cameron will follow through on his idea of 10,000 troops on the streets of Britain and we can all finish our bingo cards.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Is there much difference now that the police are allowed to run around in body armor with self loading rifles killing people extrajudicially?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Jedit posted:

Right, so he's openly stating that he plans to remove 50 MPs from other parties while leaving Tory constituencies untouched.

I'm not quite sure that's accurate - the exact quote is that all current MPs will be able to contest a constituency in the next GE, which might just mean he'll parachute some people he doesn't like any more into strong Labour seats instead of the current nonentity Tory candidates, but I tend to be very overgenerous in my accuracy.

E: I'm 99% sure he can't actually change the current slate of MPs without an election anyway, so all these boundary changes are for the next GE regardless.

It's a very clever way of doing it too, get the changes out the way very early in a term so most of the general public will have forgotten about them by the GE,, if they even cared in the first place. I'd admire it if it wasn't so terrifying.

thespaceinvader fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jan 2, 2016

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I'd say that creeping or tending towards fascism is pretty accurate but I highly doubt that the Tories will ever get there. They tend to just push as hard to the right as possible when in power so that when a Liberal or Labour government got in they'd be too busy trying to push back to the previous status quo to get anything else done so that when the Tories get back in again (as they always manage to loving do) they can just push hard-right again.

That said, Thatcher was a cannier politician than Cameron and Gidiot so I really hope our current particular house of cards comes tumbling down on Cameron's watch.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

thespaceinvader posted:

It's a very clever way of doing it too, get the changes out the way very early in a term so most of the general public will have forgotten about them by the GE,, if they even cared in the first place. I'd admire it if it wasn't so terrifying.
That article suggests it won't actually reach parliament until 2018, so unless they've completely neutered the Lords/passed an Enabling Act by then I imagine it will probably drag out maybe even into 2019 and that might not be enough time for people to forget it. If it manages to percolate into the public consciousness as a Bad Thing at all, of course.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Calling Dave and pals fascist is just as accurate as when Hillary Benn called ISIS fascist.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
the difference in fascism is that fascism distorts the legibility of society - by warping civil society's ability to read itself into concepts, so that conventional politics is unable to manufacture some consensus conventional wisdom; the hierarchy of superior street mobilization is all that remains. Charisma and violence. The form of a bureaucratic institutions exist, but in fascism, predicting how they would rule in some given case would turn on whether commandant John made a pass at commissar Smith's wife once.

A formal police force that is defers to the rule of (authoritarian) law is not quite the same thing. That's just bog-standard authoritarianism. China aspires to it, Singapore immanentizes it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Fascist or not it's well poo poo.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Can you imagine Cameron in a beer hall?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I can't imagine a beer hall.

Huh, looking it up it looks like a kind of greasy spoon for beer.

I kinda want some in the UK.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jan 2, 2016

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
The Lloyds No. 1 Bar Putsch.

e:

OwlFancier posted:

I can't imagine a beer hall.

Huh, looking it up it looks like a kind of greasy spoon for beer.

I kinda want some in the UK.
That really does not describe a German, or more specifically a Bavarian, beer hall. They're brewery run pubs, typically serving a couple different beers from that brewery - Helles, Dunkel, Weissbier, maybe a seasonal special - and often food, varying from just snacks like Breze or Salzradi to proper meals (normally full of stodge and drenched in rich sauce). You get table service and seating is normally benches rather than individual chairs, sometimes in big long rows that encourage interacting with strangers (scary), sometimes smaller tables. There's generally live music at least in the evenings, with dancing and singalongs. Regulars are a big thing too and much more formalised than here, with drinking clubs that meet on specific days and will have their own reserved seating, sometimes even their own reserved glasses, maybe with a club motto and funny hats and stuff.

A lot of that also describes Bavarian pubs more generally, so I'd struggle to pin down the exact difference except that beer halls are focused more specifically on drinking and communal socialising; you'd be less likely to go there just for a quiet half litre or a meal with kids. Pubs will serve a larger variety of food and drink too - wine, spirits, beer from more than one brewery. There are actually a fair few Bavarian-style beer halls in the UK now but I've not been to any so I don't know how similar they are to the German ones.

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jan 2, 2016

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
Saudi Arabia, Cameron's platonic ideal of human rights and political freedom, has just executed 47 people, including a prominent Shia sheikh for involvement in pro-democracy movements which has understandably pissed a lot of people off in the region.

I hope he will actually change his attitude instead of just continuing on like nothing happened and they're a really great friend and ally in the region and we can influence them more by selling them planes and bombs and not trying to influence them and blah blah blah again. Although, I wouldn't rule it out because they haven't done anything to a rich old white man from the UK this time.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

marktheando posted:

Can you imagine Cameron in a beer hall?

His children spend more time in them than him.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Hitler was not the only fascist ya know. Mussolini coined the term and he wasn't a perpetrator of the holocaust even if he was a massive poo poo.

He was executed by communists, tho, makes u think.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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marktheando posted:

Can you imagine Cameron in a beer hall?

The Winebar Republic.

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